Facebook Post Jokes
49 facebook post jokes and hilarious facebook post puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about facebook post that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Facebook Post Short Jokes
Short facebook post jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The facebook post humour may include short facebook page jokes also.
- Since Facebook claims ownership of everything you post on their website I think I should start uploading my bills.
- I posted some misinformation about Vietnamese cuisine on Facebook Now i regret. I should've known they'd banh mi for that.
- The Energizer bunny got arrested today! He was arrested for battery.
This was a joke I posted on Facebook 7 years ago. - Posted on my Facebook group that it's 40 below outside. Some responded, is that Fahrenheit or Centigrade?
- What a programmer posted to Facebook after he became a father. Version 2.0 released with Day 1 patch. May include minor bugs.
- If you shared on Facebook about a fence installation video you were editing... Would that make it a post post post?
- If April showers bring May flowers, what does April snow bring? Incredulous Facebook posts about the arrival of spring.
- My friend on Facebook who always posted the stupidest things faked his death. He's back. Now all he does is postmortem things.
- What's the difference between meal prepping and eating left overs? About 30 seconds that it takes to post a picture of it on Facebook
- Recently someone reported that my joke was plagiarised from Facebook. So requested Facebook to delete the post.
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Facebook Post One Liners
Which facebook post one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with facebook post? I can suggest the ones about facebook new and facebook comments.
- Someone made a post saying 'Privacy is Important'... ...the post was on Facebook
- What do you call Post Malone when he's on Facebook by himself? Post Alone.
- My "it's cold outside" post just went viral on Facebook.
- Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Facebook Post Jokes with Friends.
What funny jokes about facebook post you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean facebook status jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make facebook post pranks.
I psych student posted this joke on Facebook and I don't get it, can someone explain?
Two psychotherapists pass each other in the hallway. The first says to the second, "Hello!"
The second smiles back nervously and half nods his head. When he is comfortably out of earshot, he mumbles, "God, I wonder what *that* was all about?"
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So my buddy at work has a favorite joke...
Got any n**... pictures of your wife...
Well you want some?
His wife just posted a picture on Facebook tagged #normalizebreastfeeding...with a close up. Tomorrow is going to be such a great day at work.
I liked "Facebook posts" better when they were called "journal entries" and no one was allowed to read them.
A girl posted a status in her facebook wall "I got my period today."
20 boys liked it.
10 boys commented, "Thank God."
Student logic
Professor offered to students to retake failed exam, but only with one condition. All students must gather at one time, so professor wouldn't waste his time. There was three students with failed exam.
At exam day three students gathered and dialog begins:
Student: Shouldn't be here four of us?
Professor: How is it four?
Student: I had posted on Facebook about this exam and four people liked it.
What is Facebook?
Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .
I hate having to delete all this junk postings on my facebook when I get hacked.
I have to figure out a way to stop being hacked by Al Cohol.
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Sarah, i understand that you are a feminist...
...but you can't end your prayer with "awomen" instead of "amen"
credits to an anonymous facebook post of which i was too lazy to read the name
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What's the difference between a monkey flinging p**... at the zoo and someone posting political memes on Facebook?
Answer: One is the sad, desparate attempt of a poor creature with little freedom to get attention from strangers, and the other is just something animals at the zoo do when they're bored.
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I just want to let all of the Hillary supporters out there that I share their grief.
I post it to facebook where me and my friends can laugh at it together.
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I accidentaly posted n**... on Facebook and now my phone is blowing up
not because of the n**..., but because it's a Samsung
Have you ever liked a picture posted 5 years ago on somebody's Facebook?
It is definitely easier than ring them with your number blocked while breathing heavily without saying a word
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An atheist, a Crossfitter, and a vegan walk into a bar.
I know because they posted it repeatedly on Facebook.
Facebook Fever...
Facebook Fever:
A man posted his status on Facebook: "Gonna sleep on the terrace tonight".
5,000 mosquitoes liked it.. :D
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Court cases in the future.
Lawyer: You claim you were at the gym during the m**....
Defendant: That's right.
Lawyer: Yet you didn't post about it on Facebook.
Judge: Wow, GUILTY.
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Your Facebook posts are like your children.
Some go on to become successful and others make you look s**....
Hate it when my Facebook newsfeed malfunctions and includes so many obscure posts.
I'm still trying to get to the bottom of it.
Explaining to my Married Friends how Tinder works.
Me : So you swipe right if you like them and swipe left if you don't like
Them : Ohhhhhh
Me : So basically you need to log in to the Facebook account to access the app.
Them : Ohhhhhh
Me : Don't worry nothing gets posted on Facebook
Them : Ohhhhhh
P. S - Only Married Folks understand the subtle difference in the Ohhhhhhs
So my wife said there's a ton of ISO's on Facebook for girl guide cookies.
I said we should post it at a boosted price because they are mint in box.
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Three Terrorists apply for ISIS ...
* First t**... enters the job interview:
Q: Name?
A: Mohammed.
Q: Biggest accomplishment?
A: Robbed a Bank, killed 2 Officers.
Q: How many Letters are in the Alphabet?
A: 26.
* Second t**... enters:
Q: Name?
A: Ibrahim.
Q: Biggest accomplishment?
A: Hacked 306 Facebook accounts posting "Alahu Akbar!"
Q: How many Letters are in the Alphabet?
A: 26.
* Third t**... enters:
Q: Name?
A: Mustafa.
Q: Biggest accomplishment?
A: Wiped out a big Company.
Q: How many Letters are in the Alphabet?
A: 24.
Q: Why only 24?
A: EA is no more.
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My wife is a violent ardent feminist. When I heard a new misogynist rap song play I wanted to post about it to facebook.
But she beat me to it.
My ex posted on facebook about the smallest man she's ever been with
And how she left him there on the spot, I thought it was hilarious, until I realised she was talking about me.
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Evidence found of millions of Facebook posts by foreign agents trying to influence US election. After finding out it was all the i**... immigrants the democrats quickly lost interest in pursuing it
Mark Zuckerberg posted a new status on his profile today.
Mark Zuckerberg has marked himself safe during the 2018 Congressional Hearings on Facebook Data.
Technologically slow dad
Asks his son
"Son, can you show me how to remove a picture I posted on Facebook?
Son, busy, replies
"Why do you ask me every time? Why don't you ask someone else to teach you?"
Dad replies
"Well, a man always learns from his mistakes!"
Someone Posted On Facebook My Pizza Is Burnt, My Beer Is Frozen and My Wife Is Pregnant.
His Friend Responded "It seems you can't take out anything on time."
Guys are always making fun of girls for posting the same sunset all over Facebook and Snapchat, but I bet they didnt know this...
RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 IS OUT TODAY!!!
There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
lol....
My wife's friend had a baby...
She posted a picture on Facebook and my wife commented "Aww, what a little angle." I replied to my wife's comment "Ya, she's pretty acute."
I felt like a tremendous nerd for even thinking of a geometry joke, but ya...
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A serial killer goes on a killing spree
He then skins all the faces off his victim and puts them in giant scrapbook.
The scrapbook is then tied to a post which he erects on his front lawn. It is quite a gruesome sight to behold.
Naturally the police find him pretty easily.
When he gets to court though his case is thrown out by the judge.
When asked why he let a serial killer go, the judge replies: "If we arrested everyone for bad facebook posts, half the country would be in jail!".
I uninstalled Facebook as i got depressed of seeing my friends post their relationship and marriage
I uninstalled LinkedIn as i got depressed of seeing my colleague post their job change and promotion
I uninstalled instagram as i got depressed of seeing my friends travel and enjoy their lives.
But I'll never uninstall reddit because you guys are more miserable than me .
