Facebook Poking Jokes

Funniest Facebook Poking Short Jokes

Short facebook poking jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The facebook poking humour may include short facebook new jokes also.

1. Facebook is like jail You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know
2. Why is Facebook like a prison? Because you write on walls and people you don't know poke you.
3. I saw a church's sign say "God is my Facebook." Does that mean two men can poke each other on God?
4. Today I learned "poking" on Facebook is flirting... So I guess I've been flirting with my mom for years.
   Wups?
5. Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.

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Facebook Poking One Liners

Which facebook poking one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with facebook poking? I can suggest the ones about facebook down and facebook page.

1. My ex updated her status on Facebook to standing on the edge of a cliff. So I poked her
2. Why don't anti-vaxers use Facebook? Because they're scared of being poked
3. What is similarity between gambling and Facebook? Poke her.
4. If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you.
   On facebook!
5. When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.

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What funny jokes about facebook poking you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean facebook post jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make facebook poking pranks.