Facebook Account Jokes

Funniest Facebook Account Short Jokes

Short facebook account jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The facebook account humour may include short facebook page jokes also.

1. I don't have a Facebook or Twitter account... I just walk around announcing out loud what I'm doing at random times...
   I've got 3 followers so far, but I think 2 are cops.
2. Priests nowadays... ...have embraced technology. The have youtube channels, twitter, facebook and instagram accounts. And they just don't exorcise anymore, they uninstall demos.
3. Instructions how to make money with your Facebook account: 1. Open settings
   2. Delete your account
   3. Start working
4. To the person who hacked my Facebook account. It's totally fine if you can get my total number of friends up to 10.
5. Sir, your account has been hacked! A: Facebook?!
   B: No, your bank account!
   A: Oh! Thank God!
6. Privacy concerns made me delete my Facebook account permanently I received one last message from them... 'you have been Mark saved'
7. Why doesn't facebook use google's captcha when you set up an account? Zuckerberg wanted to use his own website
8. They say that people are spending 50 million less hours a day on facebook My wife musta deleted her account.
9. I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces.
   It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.

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Facebook Account One Liners

Which facebook account one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with facebook account? I can suggest the ones about facebook new and face book.

1. Long time ago I used to have a life Until I made a Facebook account
2. Why dont fish have facebook accounts? Because they avoid the net.
3. Why does Patrick still have a Facebook account? Because he has been living under a rock.
4. If you deleted your Facebook account today, congratulations. That says a lot about you.
5. Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
6. Social Media Why did the another facebook user delete my account?
   He wanted myspace.
7. Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
8. Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.

Charming Humor Facebook Account Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about facebook account you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean facebook post jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make facebook account pranks.