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3 facade jokes and hilarious facade puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about facade that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Facade Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good facade joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A Mexican man visits his cousin in the US

He wants to watch a baseball game; an integral part of American culture, he has heard. Unable to purchase a ticket, he scales the stadium facade and watches while clinging to the roof.
Afterwards, his cousin enquires about his experience.
It was great! He says. Americans are so considerate! Before the game began they asked me: Jose, can you see?

Ghost Wizard loves puns.

You're in a most GRAVE situation now!
You don't stand the GHOST of a chance!
Ghost Wizard chuckles to himself. But behind the smiling facade, he's feeling even more dead inside.

Don't stay in a two room apartment

Because the palace could be a facade

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