Fabulously Jokes
45 fabulously jokes and hilarious fabulously puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fabulously that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Fabulously Short Jokes
Short fabulously jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fabulously humour may include short jokes also.
- If a guy says you're hot, he's looking at your body. If he says you're pretty, he's looking at your face... If he says you're fabulous, he's looking at your brother
- I'm not a narcissist. Narcissists spend their time looking at themselves in the mirror. I don't need to do that to know I look fabulous.
- I tried killing a spider with hairspray. Sadly, it's still alive, but its hair is *fabulous*.
- What do you call an equally dangerous and fabulous element of the periodic table? Freddie Mercury!
- What do you call a gay author? ...a fabulous fabulist.
Thank you, I'll be here all night. - The Lion, the Witch and a fabulous fashion sense What did the Lion say to the Witch when she caught him coming out of the wardrobe?
"My s**... preference is Narnia business." - So, I walked in on He-Man while he was m**...... He just was so embarrassed and tried to explain Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword .
- How many g**... does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in and another to stand around and say 'FABULOUS!'
- Hair many g**... does it take to screw in a lightbulb... I don't know, but it's going to be fabulous!!
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Fabulously One Liners
Which fabulously one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fabulously? I can suggest the ones about and .
- Coming out of the closet would be a lot easier... if my wardrobe wasn't so fabulous!
- Went to a Gay Conversion camp... Learned how to have a fabulous time.
- How can you call someone and sound fabulous? Use a homophone.
- They're having a huge sale at the mobile home dealership. The prices are pre-fabulous
- Am I narcissistic? maybe Do I look fabulous? Absolutely
- Have you tried that new coconut shampoo? It leaves your coconuts looking fabulous.
- Welcome to Fabulous Hills! A GAYted community!
Anyone? Eh? ok. - Manager gets fabulously rekt.
- What do you call a fabulous Frenchmen? Le faguette.
- Seek and Ye shall find... But chique and Ye shall look fabulous
- She said a lot of F words and I don't think it stands for fabulous.
- I don't get all the hate for Scientology. Xenu was a fabulous Warrior Princess.
- What did the fabulous m**... do? He killed it
Fabulously Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about fabulously you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fabulously pranks.
Ladies: A guide to understanding what guys say...
* If a guy says you're hot, he's looking at your body.
* If a guy says you're pretty, he's looking at your face.
* If a guy says you're fabulous, he's looking at your brother.
"Honey, do I look fat ?"
Asked the wife as she stood in front of the mirror.
"No, not at all..", the husband replied, "You look fabulous !!"
Wife, blushing, "Really ! Will you carry me to the fridge ? I want to eat some ice cream.. "
Husband, now visibly scared; "Don't you worry babe, just relax here ! I will just go get the fridge.. "
The Jew says...
A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion during a dinner.
Catholic: I have a large fortune… I am going to buy Citibank!
Protestant: I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!
Muslim: I am a fabulously rich prince… I intend to purchase Microsoft!
They all wait for the Jew to speak…
The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip of his coffee,
looks at them and casually says: I'm not selling!!
Two guys walk into a bar
A philosopher and a physician walk into a fabulous tiki beach bar in Florida and both order drinks. After a while the philosopher addresses the physician, "Have you read Marx?" The physician replies, "Yes, I blame these wicker bar stools."
"You are what you eat," they say... Oh really???
If so, then my spaghetti is fabulous and incredibly smart, made of extra-ordinary wheat with its own weird sense of humor, dancing salsa when nobody's watching and sweating its little spaghetti pants off while doing calisthenics.
I will never e**... spaghetti the same way ever again...
What's your pasta like? ;)
Three men going skiing
Three men go on a skiing trip, but when they get to the HOTEL they find out that the hotel have mucked up their rooms and they have to share one big bed. When they wake up the guy on the left says I had the most fabulous dream last night that I was getting a h**... from a smoking hot snow bunny, and then the guy on the right goes thats strange O had the same dream I was getting a h**... from my s**... ski instructor . Then the guy in the middle goes well thats strange because I had a dream I was skiing!
An act of Kindness....
A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and an older gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world.
The agent had had a good week and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a rare feeling of generosity.
He called them into his shop and said, "I know that on your pension you could never hope to have a holiday, so I am sending you off to a fabulous resort at my expense, and I won't take no for an answer."
He took them inside and asked his secretary to write two flight tickets and book a room in a five star hotel.
They, as expected, gladly accepted the offer, and were on their way.
About a month later the little lady came in to his shop."And how did you like your holiday?" he asked eagerly.
"The flight was exciting and the room was lovely," she said. "I've come to thank you.
But, one thing puzzled me.
"Who was that old guy I had to share the room with?"
So three mice get into Heaven...
And they are greeted by St. Peter. Peter says to them "Because you lived good lives, each of you gets one wish." They say to Peter "We spent our entire lives running from predators, and our legs got very tired. Can you give us skateboards to get around?" Peter obliges, and they get three skateboards.
About a week later, Peter is checking in on everybody in Heaven. He runs into the cat that died about a month earlier, and he asks how he is doing. The cat says "Heaven is fabulous! I especially love the meals on wheels you sent me a few days ago!"
A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew.
A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion
during a dinner.
Catholic: I have a large fortune....I am going to buy Citibank!
Protestant: I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!
Muslim: I am a fabulously rich prince.... I intend to purchase Microsoft!
They then all wait for the Jew to speak....
The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes
a sip of his coffee, looks at them and casually says:
I'm not selling!!!...
New Young Lawyer
A young lawyer passes the Bar Exam & decided to get his first tailor-made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he looked fabulous, he felt that in this suit he will come across as very professional.
As he was preening himself in front of the mirror he reached down to put his hands in the pockets and to his surprise he noticed that there were no pockets. He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him, "Didn't you tell me you were a lawyer?"
The young man answered, "Yes, I did."
To this the tailor said, "Who ever heard of a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets?"