Fabulous Jokes
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- I'm not a narcissist. Narcissists spend their time looking at themselves in the mirror. I don't need to do that to know I look fabulous.
- I tried killing a spider with hairspray. Sadly, it's still alive, but its hair is *fabulous*.
- What do you call an equally dangerous and fabulous element of the periodic table? Freddie Mercury!
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- Coming out of the closet would be a lot easier... if my wardrobe wasn't so fabulous!
- Went to a Gay Conversion camp... Learned how to have a fabulous time.
- How can you call someone and sound fabulous? Use a homophone.
- They're having a huge sale at the mobile home dealership. The prices are pre-fabulous
- Am I narcissistic? maybe Do I look fabulous? Absolutely
- Have you tried that new coconut shampoo? It leaves your coconuts looking fabulous.
- Welcome to Fabulous Hills! A GAYted community!
Anyone? Eh? ok. - Manager gets fabulously rekt.
- What do you call a fabulous Frenchmen? Le faguette.
- Seek and Ye shall find... But chique and Ye shall look fabulous
- She said a lot of F words and I don't think it stands for fabulous.
- I don't get all the hate for Scientology. Xenu was a fabulous Warrior Princess.
- What did the fabulous m**... do? He killed it
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Ladies: A guide to understanding what guys say...
* If a guy says you're hot, he's looking at your body.
* If a guy says you're pretty, he's looking at your face.
* If a guy says you're fabulous, he's looking at your brother.
"Honey, do I look fat ?"
Asked the wife as she stood in front of the mirror.
"No, not at all..", the husband replied, "You look fabulous !!"
Wife, blushing, "Really ! Will you carry me to the fridge ? I want to eat some ice cream.. "
Husband, now visibly scared; "Don't you worry babe, just relax here ! I will just go get the fridge.. "
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The Jew says...
A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion during a dinner.
Catholic: I have a large fortune… I am going to buy Citibank!
Protestant: I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!
Muslim: I am a fabulously rich prince… I intend to purchase Microsoft!
They all wait for the Jew to speak…
The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip of his coffee,
looks at them and casually says: I'm not selling!!
Two guys walk into a bar
A philosopher and a physician walk into a fabulous tiki beach bar in Florida and both order drinks. After a while the philosopher addresses the physician, "Have you read Marx?" The physician replies, "Yes, I blame these wicker bar stools."
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The Lion, the Witch and a fabulous fashion sense
What did the Lion say to the Witch when she caught him coming out of the wardrobe?
"My s**... preference is Narnia business."
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"You are what you eat," they say... Oh really???
If so, then my spaghetti is fabulous and incredibly smart, made of extra-ordinary wheat with its own weird sense of humor, dancing salsa when nobody's watching and sweating its little spaghetti pants off while doing calisthenics.
I will never e**... spaghetti the same way ever again...
What's your pasta like? ;)
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So, I walked in on He-Man while he was m**......
He just was so embarrassed and tried to explain Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword .
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Hair many g**... does it take to screw in a lightbulb...
I don't know, but it's going to be fabulous!!
