fable Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious fable puns

Purely a Fable

One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch...

But that was a long time ago and it was just that one day.


Do you know that old fable about how your tongue will stick to an iron pipe if it's too cold?

It's twuu.


Hillary Clinton's biography is a fable...

... because the main character is a bitch.


What do fables and STDs have in common?

Both can be passed on orally!


A corpse walks into a bar...

And asks the bartender for a lemonade.

"Of course!" says the bartender, "I've never seen a stiff drink!"

Courtesy of the video game Fable 3.


What are the most funny Fable jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Fable? Well, here are the best Fable dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Fable pick up lines to share with friends.


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