Eyepatches Jokes
5 eyepatches jokes and hilarious eyepatches puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about eyepatches that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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The Funniest Eyepatches Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
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What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?
Names.
Is it rude to go up to someone with an eyepatch and say
"Was it all fun and games up until that point?"
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A Pirate's Life
A pirate goes into a bar and sits down.
The bartender says:
"Wow, you look like you've had a long life. Tell me about it. How did you get your wooden leg?"
" Arrr.... me ship capsized and a shark bit me leg off. Then while loading a canon it blew me hand clean off".
"What about the eye-patch?".
"I happened to look up when a gull flying overhead crapped on me eye".
"Well, that doesn't qualify an eye patch, now does it?"
"Arrrgh, it was the first day I got me hook".
What do you call when a Pirate updates their iPhone?
an iPatch.
Story:
I went to a Pirate dinner show and they were giving away bandanas and eyepatches and I thought of this joke.
Hate it, love it... I don't care :)
My friend's son wanted to be a "Super-Pirate" for his birthday...
But after running against the door he discovered that even a "Super-Pirate" only needs one eyepatch
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