Eyepatch Jokes
23 eyepatch jokes and hilarious eyepatch puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about eyepatch that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Eyepatch Short Jokes
Short eyepatch jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The eyepatch humour may include short pirate jokes also.
- Is it rude to go up to someone with an eyepatch and say "Was it all fun and games up until that point?"
- My friend's son wanted to be a "Super-Pirate" for his birthday... But after running against the door he discovered that even a "Super-Pirate" only needs one eyepatch
- What's your favorite pirate joke? Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.
- What is the name of Apple's revolutionary new product that allows elite pirates to see from their eyepatches. The iEyeCaptain
- My friend thought Piracy was Captains with eyepatches, Boats robbing other boats for treasure, stuff like that... I said No, it's a Pirate see?
- An elderly comedian steps onto the stage in the year 2094... I'm so old, I remember when an eyepatch was something you wore on your face, not an update for your cybernetic eyes!
- [Math joke] I once met a mathematician with an eyepatch named Eida the third. I asked her "The third? Is Eida a family name?"
She replied "No, I changed it after I lost my eye." - Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game? They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.
- A man made several banned films wearing an eyepatch, a hook and a wooden leg They were pirated!
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Eyepatch One Liners
Which eyepatch one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with eyepatch? I can suggest the ones about patch and eye.
- What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs? Names.
- What do you call a child with no legs, 1 arm and an eyepatch? Names
Cr - I don't make friends with people wearing eyepatches. Friendship has two 'i's.
- What do you call a guy with no legs and an eyepatch? Names
- What do you call a kid with worms and an eyepatch? Names.
Heard from Bo Burnham - Why couldn't the young pirate see the adult movie? Two eyepatches.
- What do you call a quadriplegic boy with an eyepatch? Names
- Why do alot of Pirates wear eyepatches? They had hook hands.
- If Apple made an eyepatch... It could be called iEye
^^^I'll ^^^leave - How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants? He used an eyepatch
The Funniest Eyepatch Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What funny jokes about eyepatch you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sunglasses jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make eyepatch pranks.
A Pirate's Life
A pirate goes into a bar and sits down.
The bartender says:
"Wow, you look like you've had a long life. Tell me about it. How did you get your wooden leg?"
" Arrr.... me ship capsized and a shark bit me leg off. Then while loading a canon it blew me hand clean off".
"What about the eye-patch?".
"I happened to look up when a gull flying overhead crapped on me eye".
"Well, that doesn't qualify an eye patch, now does it?"
"Arrrgh, it was the first day I got me hook".
What do you call when a Pirate updates their iPhone?
an iPatch.
Story:
I went to a Pirate dinner show and they were giving away bandanas and eyepatches and I thought of this joke.
Hate it, love it... I don't care :)
A cruise ship is sailing in the Caribbean..
The cruise ship passes by a remote island, and all the passengers see a bearded man with an eyepatch running around and waving his arms wildly.
Captain, one passenger asks, who is that man over there?
I have no idea, the captain says, but he goes nuts every year when we pass him.
A Pirate Walks Into a Bar
The bartender immediately sees the man has an eyepatch and peg leg, but notices something strange.
The man has a steering wheel right on his c**....
Bewildered, the bartender asks, "I understand the eyepatch and peg leg, but what's with the steering wheel on your c**...?"
The pirate looks down at the steering wheel, looks back up, and angrily shouts:
Arrrrr, It's been driving me nuts!
