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Eyeliner Jokes

7 eyeliner jokes and hilarious eyeliner puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about eyeliner that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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What is a good eyeliner joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What do you call a gangster who wears eyeliner?

An emoji.

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What happened after the eyeliner and mascara got in a fight?

They had make-up s**....

Courtesy of my 8 year old: Why did the lipstick, eyeliner, and foundation keep fighting each other?

Because they could never makeup!

My sister asked me how I do my eyeliner.

I told her I wing it.

Which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner?

It doesn't matter because Nobody will judge them anyway!

Forgot to read the instructions on my new eyeliner

Guess I'll have to make it up

I do my finals like my eyeliner

I wing it

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