Eyelashes Jokes
10 eyelashes jokes and hilarious eyelashes puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about eyelashes that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for some funny eyelashes jokes? Then you've come to the right place! This article includes some of the best eyelashes jokes around. So if you're looking for a good laugh, read on!
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Ladies...No guy has ever said...
I'd screw her, if her eyelashes were a little longer.
I know eyelashes are meant to keep things out of your eyes, but it seems to me the only things that get in my eyes and irritate them are eyelashes...
It's eye-ronic
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Camel Joke
A young camel asks his mother
Why do I have a big h**... on my back
The mother replies
You use it to store water when your in the desert
That's cool says the young camel And why do I have these big hooves
The mother answers Your hooves stop you from sinking in the quicksand when your in the desert
That's brilliant says the young camel Why do I have such long eyelashes
They stop sand from going into your eyes while wandering the desert his mother explains
The young camel pauses for a moment
Well, why am I in the zoo
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A camel decided to educate his son who he suspected was getting a little insquisitive...
"Why do we have two humps," asked the son.
"That's so we can go for days without water. We can store it in the humps."
"Why do we have very long eyelashes?
"That," he was told, "is to protect the eyes from sand in a sand storm."
"And why do we have bulbous looking feet?"
"That's so we're can travel twice as fast through the desert."
"Dad," asked the young camel, "What the h**... are we doing in this zoo?"
Eyelash surgery
Mess up an eyelash surgery and no one bats an eye.
Mess up a brain surgery and everybody loses their minds
Was walking with my friend when an eyelash got in my eye and he offered me his handkerchief
Told him bro that would be so uneyegeinic
"Max Factor mascara makes eyelashes appear three times longer"
They should make condoms...
An eye is going to anger management
The counselor asks the eye why are you currently in anger management? To which the eye responds Eyelash out at people when I get angry and I can't stop.
A lady selling makeup at Macy's wouldn't stop bothering me.
Boy, eyelashed out.
Which singer doesn't need fake eyelashes?
Billie Eilish.
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