Eyeball Jokes
9 eyeball jokes and hilarious eyeball puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about eyeball that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Enjoy some lighthearted chuckles with these funny eyeball jokes! Perfect for Halloween, these knee-slappers are sure to entertain kids and adults alike. Get ready to giggle at jokes about eyelids and coordination, and even prostate exams! Have a good laugh today!
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Laughter Eyeball Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What is a good eyeball joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Putting on contacts without a mirror is hard
You just gotta eyeball it
When released from prison after 30 years I went for a prostate exam
The doctor said he could just eyeball it.
I was going to tell a joke about a corn eyeball...
But it just keeps getting cornea and cornea
Why did the eyeball give dry jokes?
It ran out of aqueous humor.
A group of movie producers are working on the next avengers/MCU movie
Producer 1: Does anyone have any ideas for the villain?
Producer 2: Ok, how about a 14 foot tall, flaming eye-ball, with poison swords for arms, who shoots lasers from his feet, and has a pet llama made of diamonds
Head producer: You're over-thinking this, let's just keep it low-key
From my 5 year old: An eyeball walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
The bartender says, I can't serve you! Where's your mouth?
So, waiting with my Wife in the Eye Doctor's exam room I spotted a cutaway eyeball ...
It was a visual aid.
The glass eyeball manufacturer is having a promotion
An eye for an eye.
As my eyesight gets worse my parents blame video games while my optometrist says it's due to the roundness of my eyeball. One way or the other, there is a stigma.
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