Eye Infection Jokes
6 eye infection jokes and hilarious eye infection puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about eye infection that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Eye Infection Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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How do you get h**... viral infection of the eye?
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
I just got an eye infection for rubbing it too hard.
I guess I can’t masturbate for awhile now.
There was once a man who got an eye infection and had to get his eye removed, he could not afford a glass eye so his doctor made him a wooden one.
He was very self conscious about having a wood eye and as such he would only go to poorly lit bars to try to pick up chicks.
One night he was at such a bar and striking out with most of the women there, decided to have one final drink before leaving, as he is drinking he sees a woman who looks a little overweight and says to himself "I'll try one more time"
He then walks up to the woman and asks
"Excuse me but would you like to dance"
The woman jumps up excitedly and says
"Would I, would I"
He responds with
"fatass, fatass"
Did you hear about the doctor that ignored an eye infection and went blind?
He examined himself, but couldn't see anything wrong.
Doctor told me I have viral eye infection...
Must be the cornea virus
What did the brothers, of a girl, with a skin problem and a really bad eye infection say when he found out?
"Sorry ah, sis"
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