Eye Flu Jokes
4 eye flu jokes and hilarious eye flu puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about eye flu that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
You might be familiar with the saying, laughter is the best medicine. When dealing with the discomfort of eye flu, a dose of good humor can often bring much-needed relief. This article presents a compilation of eye flu jokes designed to tickle your funny bone and lighten the mood. These jokes not only serve as a fun distraction; they can also be a unique and humorous way to inform others about your temporary predicament. Whether you're looking to cheer yourself up during recovery or want to bring a smile to someone else, these eye flu jokes might just do the trick!
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Unveiling the Humor in Eye Flu: A Collection of Jokes
What is a good eye flu joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I just got an eye infection for rubbing it too hard.
I guess I can’t masturbate for awhile now.
There was once a man who got an eye infection and had to get his eye removed, he could not afford a glass eye so his doctor made him a wooden one.
He was very self conscious about having a wood eye and as such he would only go to poorly lit bars to try to pick up chicks.
One night he was at such a bar and striking out with most of the women there, decided to have one final drink before leaving, as he is drinking he sees a woman who looks a little overweight and says to himself "I'll try one more time"
He then walks up to the woman and asks
"Excuse me but would you like to dance"
The woman jumps up excitedly and says
"Would I, would I"
He responds with
"fatass, fatass"
Doctor told me I have viral eye infection...
Must be the cornea virus
What should you do when you meet a beautiful woman with sparkling eyes, wet lips, pink cheeks, shivering body....
Keep going! She has flu symptoms!
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