Extremists Jokes

What are some Extremists jokes?

Remember when radical extremists were just kids pulling sick stunts off on their skateboards?

Gnarly.

I'm going to make a calendar of sexy Islamic extremists

I will call it, Ji-hotties

Muslim extremists have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London...

Police think it might be the early start of Ram-a-dam.

Some Muslim extremists just rammed a boat into the Thames Barrier.

Experts believe it's the start of Ramadam.

What do you call a band of Muslim extremists wandering lost in the desert?

Jihad-drated!

Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

The British Islamic Association has said there is no longer room for extremists within their mosques...

Although a waiting list has been set up.

I wanted to put an England flag in my garden...

I wanted to put an England flag in my garden but wasn't sure if it would offend muslim extremists.

So I wrote 'Allah is a twat' on it just to make sure.

TIL Muslim extremists do not like pulled pork sandwiches.

whoops, wrong sub.

What's an Alcoholic Islamic extremists worst nightmare?

A-Locked-Bar

How do Islamic Extremists dry themselves off?

Terry Towels!

I started observing extremists

Wanted to find out what made them tick... tock... boom

What do you call a group of Eskimo extremists?

ICE-IS

We've been misinterpreting the Islamic Extremists...

Allahu Akbar *actually* means **"YOLO"**

Why do right wing extremists hate winter?

Because of all the snowflakes

MILF

Apparently MILF are really fighting extremists in the Philipines.

Acronyms are no joke.

Two extremists go to a shop. One tries on a backpack. He says to his friend...

Does my bomb look big in this?

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