Extremist Jokes
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Funniest Extremist Short Jokes
Short extremist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The extremist humour may include short radical jokes also.
- What's the difference between a theist extremist and an atheist extremist? One wants you to think like them, the other just wants you to think.
- Penguin books seem to only publish extremist literature... For them, everything is just black and white.
- The British Islamic Association has said there is no longer room for extremists within their mosques... Although a waiting list has been set up.
- How do you identify a Christian extremist YouTube video without watching it? It has 665 likes.
- The Middle East Where you have to chose between a genocidal dictator or an extremist mob.
(Well, except Turkey; they got it mostly together) - Two extremists go to a shop. One tries on a backpack. He says to his friend... Does my bomb look big in this?
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Extremist One Liners
Which extremist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with extremist? I can suggest the ones about extremely and right wing.
- What do you call a fungi extremist? spore-radical.
- What did the Extremist parents say about their children? ...They blow up so fast.
- I started observing extremists Wanted to find out what made them tick... tock... boom
- How can you recognize an extremist cowboy? "Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiihad".
- What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius? ISIS
- I'm Islamic Extremist Rob Lowe, and I have cable.
- What do you call a group of extremist penguins? ICEIS
- what level a muslim extremist wants to be in karate? Rama DAN
- What do extremists study? Chemistry, because they like to work with radicals.
- Don't tell ISIS they're extremists or else they will give you an Samsung Galaxy Note 7.
- I always tell people to get a job And then they claim I am a religious extremist.
- What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team? The new york Jets
- What do Islamist extremists eat for breakfast? French toast
- What do you call an easter extremist? The middle easter bunny
- What is an extremist's favourite thing to have s**... with? A blow up doll
Fun-Filled Extremist Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about extremist you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean orthodox jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make extremist pranks.
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Remember when radical extremists were just kids pulling sick stunts off on their skateboards?
Gnarly.
A man was walking in Central Park in NYC...
Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says, "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl".
The man says, "But I am not a New Yorker!"
"Oh ,then it will say in newspapers tomorrow morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" the policeman replied.
"But I am not even an American!" Says the man.
"Oh, what are you then?" The policeman asks.
The man replies, "I am a Saudi!"
The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog."
Islamic joke I saw somewhere
A man walking in New York's Central Park sees a Rottweiler attacking a little girl. He subdues the dog and saves her life.
A passing Fox News reporter says: You're a hero. Tonight's TV news bulletin will say: 'Brave New Yorker Saves Child.
The man replies: I'm a tourist from Saudi Arabia.
That night the news on Fox TV says: Islamic extremist kills New York dog.
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I'm going to make a calendar of s**... Islamic extremists
I will call it, Ji-hotties
What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?
One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views.
And the other group is ISIS.
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I was down by the Niagara River...
and I saw a Muslim extremist fall in!
He immediately started to sink.
Being a responsible Canadian, I contacted the provincial police and the RCMP right away! They didn't respond in time, and the Muslim man inevitably drowned...
I'm starting to think that I wasted two stamps.
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What do you call a band of Muslim extremists wandering lost in the desert?
j**...-drated!
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To be fair Theresa May warned of a coalition of chaos propped up by extremist t**... sympathisers
She just didn't say she'd be leading it
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I wanted to put an England flag in my garden...
I wanted to put an England flag in my garden but wasn't sure if it would offend muslim extremists.
So I wrote 'Allah is a t**...' on it just to make sure.
A guy walks into an adult toy store.
He walks up to the clerk and says, I'd like to buy a blow up doll." The clerk asks, "Male or female?" "Female." "Black or white" "White." "Christian or Muslim?" Curious, the guy says, "Muslim." "Regular or radicalized extremist?" The clerk asks. "What's the difference?" the guy says. "The radicalized extremist blows itself up."
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What extremist group do middle aged people join?
Mid-life ISIS
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How do Islamic Extremists dry themselves off?
Terry Towels!
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What's an Alcoholic Islamic extremists worst nightmare?
A-Locked-Bar
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I think my knockoff airplane simulator game was made by extremists
It crashed and asked me if I'd like to send a t**... report.
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What do you call a group of Eskimo extremists?
ICE-IS
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What did the Neo-n**... say to the extremist Muslim?
So what are we going to do about the Jewish problem?
