Extremely Rude Jokes
4 extremely rude jokes and hilarious extremely rude puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about extremely rude that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Share These Extremely Rude Jokes With Friends
Extremely Rude Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good extremely rude joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
two italians
Two Italians were talking on the bus. One of them says to the other, Emma comes first, then I come, then two a**... they come together, then I come again, then two a**... come together once again, then I come again, pee twice, then I come one last'a time.
Another passenger responds with, Well I never! It's extremely rude to talk about your s**... encounters in public, however extraordinary it is. You filthy, filthy Italians!
The Italian responds with hey, what'sa matter with'a you? I was only telling my friend how to spell Mississippi.
A prince visited a famous Yogi
When the Prince walked up to the Yogi, He was meditating in a handstand pose. The prince felt that it was extremely rude that the man would not stand up and great him properly.
The prince said, Sir, stand up greet me properly!
Namaste upside down said the Yogi
A waiter accidentally slipped and threw curry all over an extremely rude customer...
... It was chicken karma
Two salesmen were going door to door
Two salesmen were going door to door. They knocked on one door and a woman answered. She was extremely unhappy to see them.
She told them angrily she did not want to hear their offer and slammed the door in their faces. But to her surprise, the door bounced back open. She tried again and really slammed the door hard, but again it was the same result – the door bounced back open.
Convinced the rude salesmen were sticking a foot in her door, she reared back to give it a huge slam that would teach them a lesson, when one of the men said, Ma'am, before you do that again, you need to move your cat.
Share These Extremely Rude Jokes With Friends