Extreme Sport Jokes
8 extreme sport jokes and hilarious extreme sport puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about extreme sport that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Extreme Sport Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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What is an extreme sport?
Doing your homework while your teacher is collecting it.
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What do extreme sports and s**... have in common?
Both have the very real chance of changing the world's population.
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Being a feminist is like practicing extreme sports
Not taking good care of yourself and then bragging about how brave you are.
Time to train for my favourite winter sport.
Extreme Hibernation....
Extreme diving is the latest sports craze for adrenaline junkies
Many of them are saying it's really *depth* defying.
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A Syrian r**... was telling our journalist about his love of extreme sports. The journalist then asked what he thought of his r**... housing.
"It's in Tents."
A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful. "Whoa, Sam!" said the bartender. "Who gave those beauties to you?" "Nobody gave them to me," said Sam. "I had to fight like crazy for both of them."
Extreme sports
Five men walk into a pet store and buy a hen, a parrot and a budgie. The next day they head to the top of a cliff, where the first man grabs the hen and jumps off the cliff, falling to his death. The second man nervously clutches the parrot and proceeds to jump off the cliff with it as well, also resulting in his untimely death. Man number three shrugs off the odds of his death, grabs the budgie and also creates a horrible mess on the rocks below. The fourth man observes all of this and admits to the last man:
"I consider myself a brave man, but don't ever expect me to try hen-gliding, parrot-chuting or budgie-jumping anytime soon; it's overrated."
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