Extraterrestrial Jokes
17 extraterrestrial jokes and hilarious extraterrestrial puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about extraterrestrial that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Extraterrestrial Short Jokes
Short extraterrestrial jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The extraterrestrial humour may include short interstellar jokes also.
- I found an extra-terrestrial in my garden. He was sat next to the pond, wearing a red pointy hat. It was E.T. - faux gnome
- NASA caught a message from extraterrestrial life living on a planet of the star Vega: The message is:
"I am Vegan." - ET the extraterrestrial applied for a job in a donkey breeding center He became the Asset Manager.
- How did the extraterrestrial vegetable fetishist introduce itself to the U.S. President? I come in peace.
- What does an extraterrestrial woman and Pablo Picasso have in common? They both have a blue period.
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Extraterrestrial One Liners
Which extraterrestrial one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with extraterrestrial? I can suggest the ones about alien abduction and martian.
- What do you call an extraterrestrial cetacean? A Whalien.
- What do you call aliens who are very loud and over the top? The EXTRA-terrestrials.
- What do you call a dramatic alien? An extraterrestrial.
- What do you call an Extraterrestrial from Melbourne? An Australien.
- I gave up studying extra-terrestrial medicine I just couldn't find the patients for it.
- What's E.T. short for? extraterrestrial
Howlingly Hilarious Extraterrestrial Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about extraterrestrial you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean alien jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make extraterrestrial pranks.
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How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?
He doesn't, they are both Aryans.
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What do you call an extraterrestrial lesbian?
Alien Degeneres
Credits to Craig Ferguson for coming up with this joke
Two guys are out on the street...
...One looked up and said, "That's the moon."
The other one responded, "No it's not, that's the sun."
They were arguing back and forth when suddenly an extraterrestrial came up to them (as they tend to do). They asked him what it was, and he replied, "I don't know. I'm not from around here."
