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7 extraction jokes and hilarious extraction puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about extraction that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article provides a selection of jokes about tooth extraction, wisdom tooth extraction, dental extraction, gastroenterologist, anesthetic, and manicurist. Have a laugh and lighten your mood during what is often a stressful procedure!

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Me: When i donate blood i do not extract it myself. A nurse does it for me

Receptionist: Yes, but this is a s**... bank and it doesn't work that way.

A particularly dirty shabby looking woman asks for couple of dollars

A woman was walking down the street when she was
accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking
homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars
and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy
some wine with it instead of dinner?"
"No," I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless
woman replied.
"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying
food?" the woman asked.
"No," I don't waste time shopping, the homeless woman
said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay
alive."
"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of
food?" the woman asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't
had my hair done in 20 years!"
"Well," said the woman, I'm not going to give you the
money. Instead, I'm going t o take you out for dinner
with my husband and myself
tonight.
The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won't your husband
be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty,
and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for
him to see what a woman looks like after she has given
up shopping, hair appointments and wine.

"When I donate blood, I don't extract it myself..."

"... the nurse does it for me."
"I understand stand sir, but this is a s**... bank, it doesn't work that way here."

When the nurse declined his request...

He simply said
**"When I donate blood I don't extract it, the nurse does"**
And walked out of the s**... bank.

What do you get when you eat unsalted butter, all-purpose flour, baking powder, sugar, raw eggs, vanilla extract and whole milk?

A stomach cake!

Scientists have conducted blood tests on a frog to extract DNA and confirm its identity.

They have discovered that the frog was:-
30% Russian
30% French
20% Italian
10% Spanish
5% British
4% Dutch
And a tad Pole...!

What author could write the best book on extracting mercury from the earth?

Hg Wells


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