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22 extract jokes and hilarious extract puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about extract that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Learn how to extract and recreate a range of jokes using ingredients like vanilla extract, caramel, and intuitive understanding. Get ready to make your guests laugh out loud with your hilarious punchlines!

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Funniest Extract Short Jokes

Short extract jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The extract humour may include short erase jokes also.

  1. What do you get when you eat unsalted butter, all-purpose flour, baking powder, sugar, raw eggs, vanilla extract and whole milk? A stomach cake!
  2. If olive oil is made from olives and coconut oil is made from coconut what is baby oil made from? Mineral oil, Aloe Vera Extract, vitamin E, Fragrance and false advertising.
  3. I was listening to my wireless headphones while the dentist was working on my teeth. He needed to tell me something so he pulled out my earbud.
    It was a Bluetooth extraction.
  4. I was carefully measuring out a dab of Cannabis extract for my roommate, when she said, "Did you remember to-- Oh, nevermind; you're concentrating."
  5. Venting is like a zip file Everything is small but once you extract it, it's a big problem.
  6. I have the memory of a goldfish And a Nobel prize for inventing the device that could extract it.
  7. I will be doing an alcohol free month... I guess I'll have to find an alternative to ethanol as a solvent for my capsaicin extractions.
  8. I heard that there was a French military leader who used to extract bone marrow. His name was Napoleon Bone apart
  9. I had an appointment with my dentist this... ...morning and she's agreed to go on a date with me tonight. My turn to give her a filling followed by a messy extraction.
  10. I like my women like I like my ice cream... Smooth, pale, cold, and recently extracted from a freezer.

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Extract One Liners

Which extract one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with extract? I can suggest the ones about escape and retrieve.

  1. What author could write the best book on extracting mercury from the earth? Hg Wells
  2. My wife asked me to get some baby oil. Does anyone know how to extract it?
  3. They said I could never learn how to extract a tooth But I managed to pull it off
  4. What do you call a file extraction program that weeaboos use? Winrawr
  5. Would Mum and Dad like any of this delicious yeast extract? Ma might.
  6. White kidney bean extract-The Doctor's recommendations
  7. How does a s**... worker extract precious minerals from the Earth? They s**... mine.
  8. What did the molar 1 say to the wisdom tooth? Ouch! Move, o**... get you extracted.
Extract joke, What did the molar 1 say to the wisdom tooth?

Unearthly Funniest Extract Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about extract you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean subtract jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make extract pranks.

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Me: When i donate blood i do not extract it myself. A nurse does it for me

Receptionist: Yes, but this is a s**... bank and it doesn't work that way.

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When the nurse declined his request...

He simply said
**"When I donate blood I don't extract it, the nurse does"**
And walked out of the s**... bank.

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Extraction

A dentist ran out of anesthetic just before the last extraction for the day was scheduled. He gave the nurse a very large needle, instructing her to jab it hard into the patient's b**... when the signal was given, so it would take his attention away from the tooth extraction. It all happened in an instant. The nurse, patient, and pliers were in place. The signal was given, and the nurse bayoneted the patient with the needle just as the dentist yanked the tooth. Afterwards, the dentist asked, Hurt much? The patient hesitated, Didn't hardly feel it come out. And, man, those roots were really deep!

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How exactly do they make almond milk?

It's not like you can extract milk from tiny almond n**....

Extract joke, How exactly do they make almond milk?