Extinguisher Jokes

Funniest Extinguisher Short Jokes

Short extinguisher jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The extinguisher humour may include short fire retardant jokes also.

1. I went into my local record store recently... and asked the clerk "do you have anything by The Doors?", and he replied, "just the fire extinguisher".
2. A mathematician is in a burning hotel room. When he spots the fire extinguisher, he says, ok, the problem is solvable and goes back to sleep.
3. There was a firefighter who always recited a poetry verse before extinguishing a blaze. He was a real prose before hose kinda guy.
4. Have you heard about the problem with wildfires in Greece? Apparently you can't extinguish a Greece fire with water.
5. As a young man, I used to love my birthday parties , but now anytime my birthday candles are lit state law requires that a fire extinguisher be present.
6. Why do Spanish-speakers only use the fire extinguisher when they burn the cheese? Because they were told, only use in queso emergency
7. This weather forecast extinguished my hope for a good day. They predicted 20% showers... and 80% bathtubs.
8. Teacher: What should you do when someone opens fire at you? Blonde: Use a FIRE extinguisher?
9. Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
10. What do you call a really hot girl? On fire.
    No seriously, she's on fire SOMEONE GET THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!

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Extinguisher One Liners

Which extinguisher one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with extinguisher? I can suggest the ones about firefighter and fire engine.

1. What award do you give a firefighter? most extinguished
2. I once referred to a man as an extinguished gentleman He was put out.
3. Do you know what makes a fire extinguisher special? It's retardant
4. Why are fire extinguishers always kept in a box? Just in-case
5. The older you get, the more you need to keep a fire extinguisher close to the cake.
6. How do you extinguish a fire? You turn off my mixtape.
7. How do you extinguish a baby that's on fire? Put it into a vacuum.

Fire Extinguisher Jokes

Here is a list of funny fire extinguisher jokes and even better fire extinguisher puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• An extinguisher went up to a fire it was attracted to... It decided to make a P.A.S.S. at it.

Cheeky Extinguisher Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about extinguisher you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fire fighters jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make extinguisher pranks.