Extinct Jokes

• Short Extinct Jokes
• Extinct One Liners
• Dinosaurs Extinct Jokes
• Extinct Animal Jokes
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Funniest Extinct Short Jokes

Short extinct jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The extinct humour may include short endangered jokes also.

1. I know global warming is bad but wouldn't it be kinda funny if dinosaurs made humans go extinct?
2. What do you call a 12-sided platonic solid that loosely resembles an extinct flightless bird? A dododecahedron
3. Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.
4. Dinosaur Fact Towards the end of the Jurassic period, the Thesaurus was the first Dinosaur to become extinct, obsolete, belated, vanished and wiped out.
5. Why cant you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct. Thought that was obvious
6. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the restroom? "because the P is silent!"
   "No, it's because they're extinct"
7. How did cavemen survive the extinction of the dinosaurs? Temporal distancing
8. How do you stop a Rhino from charging? Nothing.
   They're extinct now so you dont have to.
9. Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl pee? >!Because they're extinct!<
10. Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because of ereptile dysfunction.

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Extinct One Liners

Which extinct one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with extinct? I can suggest the ones about vanished and endangered species.

1. Why can't a T-Rex clap it's hands? Because they are extinct.
2. Why are T-Rex's unable to clap their hands? Because they are extinct.
3. Why can't t-rexs do push ups? Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.
4. What do gingers and extinct dinosaurs have in common? Not enough.
5. Yo momma so fat... The dinosaurs went extinct when she forgot her parachute.
6. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom? Because they're extinct
7. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because pterodactyls are extinct.
8. Why can't T-Rexes clap their hands? Because they're extinct.
9. Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? He's extinct.
10. Why can't a Tyrannosaurus Rex do pushups? Because they're extinct.
11. What was the last dinosaur to become extinct? The Toys R Us
12. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak? Because their entire species is extinct.
13. Why can't a tyranosauras clap? It's extinct.
14. why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.
15. What was the last thing the dinosaurs said before going extinct?

Dinosaurs Extinct Jokes

Here is a list of funny dinosaurs extinct jokes and even better dinosaurs extinct puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why cant you hear a dinosaur pee? Because theyre extinct.
• What do you call the strongest dinosaur whoever lived? Extinct.
• The dinosaurs never went extinct... Today they're just called flat earthers.
• why cant you hear a pterodactyl go pee? Dinosaurs are extinct
• Yo Momma is So Fat and Old The last time she went skydiving the dinosaurs went extinct.
• Why did the dinosaur get a new boyfriend? Because her extinct.
• Chuck Norris tossed a pebble in the air. The dinosaurs went extinct.
• Chuck Norris once almost tripped over the tail of a dinosaur. Today we call it the Cretaceous-Paleogene extinction event.
• Extinction Event The dinosaurs died out when they stopped getting food and started having meetings to discuss getting food.
• Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.

Extinct Animal Jokes

Here is a list of funny extinct animal jokes and even better extinct animal puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
• The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
• Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
• What do you call an extinct animal in pain? A dinosaur

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What funny jokes about extinct you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean angered jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make extinct pranks.