Extinct Jokes

Funniest Extinct Short Jokes

Short extinct jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The extinct humour may include short endangered jokes also.

1. I know global warming is bad but wouldn't it be kinda funny if dinosaurs made humans go extinct?
2. What do you call a 12-sided platonic solid that loosely resembles an extinct flightless bird? A dododecahedron
3. Dinosaur Fact Towards the end of the Jurassic period, the Thesaurus was the first Dinosaur to become extinct, obsolete, belated, vanished and wiped out.
4. So a coworker of mine made a joke about midgets going extinct. And I was offended! Because there is nothing funny about a midget shortage.
5. English is the lingua franca of the internet, science, aeronautics, and of using Late Latin phrases concerning an extinct pre-French language to mean "universally spoken".
6. I wanna see Jurassic World, but I hear extincts.
7. To save chess from extinction, the sport must get sexier The only option: pawnography.
   (The bishops will love it)
8. Extinction is always a weird topic to discuss, some might say it's a bit... AUKward
9. Snow leopards are no longer endangered They're extinct
10. There's only 7,100 cheetahs left in the wild. Scientists say they are racing towards extinction.

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Extinct One Liners

Which extinct one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with extinct? I can suggest the ones about endangered species and extinguisher.

1. Why can't t-rexs do push ups? Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.
2. What do gingers and extinct dinosaurs have in common? Not enough.
3. What was the last dinosaur to become extinct? The Toys R Us
4. What was the last thing the dinosaurs said before going extinct?
5. How did cavemen survive the extinction of the dinosaurs? Temporal distancing
6. How do you stop a Rhino from charging? Nothing.
   They're extinct now so you dont have to.
7. Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because of ereptile dysfunction.
8. Why did the T-Rex go extinct? He had a reptile dysfunction.
9. What do you call the strongest dinosaur whoever lived? Extinct.
10. The dinosaurs never went extinct... Today they're just called flat earthers.
11. Why couldn't the T-Rex tie his shoes? Because he's extinct.
12. The giant panda is no longer endangered... It's now extinct
13. What do you call the day the pandas go extinct ? A pandamonium
14. Why did they mammoths get extinct? There wasn't any daddoths
15. Where do Pandas live? On the road to Extinction.

Dinosaurs Extinct Jokes

Here is a list of funny dinosaurs extinct jokes and even better dinosaurs extinct puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did the dinosaur get a new boyfriend? Because her extinct.
• Chuck Norris tossed a pebble in the air. The dinosaurs went extinct.
• Chuck Norris once almost tripped over the tail of a dinosaur. Today we call it the Cretaceous-Paleogene extinction event.
• Extinction Event The dinosaurs died out when they stopped getting food and started having meetings to discuss getting food.
• The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
• What do you call an extinct animal in pain? A dinosaur
• EXTINCT Sometimes it's the dinosaurs
  Sometimes it's your love life.
• Why are the dinosaurs extinct? Q: Why are the dinosaurs extinct?
  A: because they're dead.
• Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they were veloco*raptured*.
• Who has scene a dinosaur? No one! They're extinct!

Extinct Animal Jokes

Here is a list of funny extinct animal jokes and even better extinct animal puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.

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What funny jokes about extinct you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dinosaur jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make extinct pranks.