extinct Jokes

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I know global warming is bad

but wouldn't it be kinda funny if dinosaurs made humans go extinct?

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Why can't a T-Rex clap it's hands?

Because they are extinct.

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl urinate?

Cause those fuckers are all extinct.

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Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.

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What do gingers and extinct dinosaurs have in common?

Not enough.

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Yo momma so fat...

The dinosaurs went extinct when she forgot her parachute.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

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Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

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I took my daughter to the zoo.

"Daddy," she said. "Where are the dildos?"

"Ha-ha," I laughed awkwardly, as people around me looked uncomfortable. "You mean dodos, honey. Dodos are extinct."

"But mummy said that I would see one some day."

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Why can't mammoths clap?

Because they're extinct, stupid.

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A lawyer is walking down the stairs of his law firm.

This guy is dressed in an expensive suit, he's wearing shoes made from an extinct reptile and orphan tears, and He's walking to his brand new Lamborghini. Just as he opens the driver side door a truck comes speeding through and tears the door from its hinges. The lawyer visibly shocked and pissed yells " Fuck my new car", a passerby sees this and says "You lawyers are so materialistic, your arm was ripped off with the door and all you've noticed is your car". The lawyer notices his missing arm and yells "FUCK!!!my rolex"

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What was the last dinosaur to become extinct?

The Toys R Us

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

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Why can't a tyranosauras clap?

It's extinct.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the restroom?

"because the P is silent!"

"No, it's because they're extinct"

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How do you stop a Rhino from charging?

Nothing.
They're extinct now so you dont have to.

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So a coworker of mine made a joke about midgets going extinct. And I was offended!

Because there is nothing funny about a midget shortage.

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Why can't a tyranosaurus clap?

It's extinct

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Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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What do you call the strongest dinosaur whoever lived?

Extinct.

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The dinosaurs never went extinct...

Today they're just called flat earthers.

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why cant you hear a pterodactyl go pee?

Dinosaurs are extinct

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Why couldn't the T-Rex tie his shoes?

Because he's extinct.

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Why can't the tyrannosaurus clap?

Because they're extinct.

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The giant panda is no longer endangered...

It's now extinct

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Why did the Unicorns become extinct?

Because unicorns are gay.

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Why did they mammoths get extinct?

There wasn't any daddoths

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Why can't the T-rex do any push ups?

Small arms? No it's because dinosaurs are extinct you dumbass.

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Why couldn't the T-rex do any push-ups?

Because they're extinct you dumbass

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[Read This Outloud and fast To a Friend and See if they're smart and good listeners]

Three Buildings that are next to each other all caught on fire at the same time. The first building has children inside of it, the Second building has About to be extinct animals and the cure too cancer and finally the third building has Old people. The ambulance quickly arrives... which Building would it extinguish the fire from first?






Trick: Say ambulance quickly and watch then think deeply about which building should be put down first and then make them realize that ambulances aren't firetrucks LMAO

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If a Bengal tiger is attacking your mother-in-law and spouse, who will you save?

The Bengal tiger of course!! They're getting extinct in the world.

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Snow leopards are no longer endangered

They're extinct

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Why can't t-rex's play the piano?

Cause they're extinct.

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Extinction is always a weird topic to discuss, some might say it's a bit...

AUKward

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