Exterminator Jokes
51 exterminator jokes and hilarious exterminator puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about exterminator that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Exterminator Short Jokes
Short exterminator jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The exterminator humour may include short pest control jokes also.
- If you could exterminate any race what would you pick? Personally, I'd get rid of the 800m. It's too long to be considered a sprint and not long enough to really be long distance.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger just announced he's giving up the limelight to go back to his first love, pest control. He's an ex-terminator now.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger no longer kills people and now only kills bugs. He's an exterminator
- Arnold Schwarzenegger has made a pretty good career for himself in pest control... They say he's a great ex-terminator
- Arnold Schwarzenegger is retiring from doing films. He already has a new gig in mind. He wants to be an exterminator.
- After retiring from show business, Arnold Schwarzenegger now works in pest control. He's the ex-Terminator.
- I saw a commercial for the Pink Panther's new Extermination business The jingle was pretty catchy;
"dead ants.. dead ants..
dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaaants.." - What does Arnold Schwarzenegger do now? He's an exterminator.
(I just thought of this on my way to work. Probs been done before though} - What did Arnold Schwarzenegger become after he resigned as Governor of California? An ex-terminator.
- Did you hear Schwarzenegger got a job killing mice? No he's an ex-terminator
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Exterminator One Liners
Which exterminator one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with exterminator? I can suggest the ones about fly swatter and bug spray.
- Terminator decided to stop killing and take up an honest job. Now he's an exterminator
- Arnold Schwarzenegger should open a pest control business. He's already an ex-terminator.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger now works in an insecticide bussiness. He's an ex-terminator.
- Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger kill the mouse? He's an ex-Terminator
- What do you call a plan to exterminate Hipsters? The vinyl solution.
- What is Arnold Schwarzenegger now that he's not an actor? An exterminator
- What do you call Aronold Schwarzenegger when he retires? The Ex-terminator.
- If Sarah Connor needed pest control... She can call an Ex-Terminator
- What did the Terminator do after he lost his job? He became an Exterminator
- You know what Schwarzenegger is up to these days? He's an exterminator.
- Why do exterminators make for good programmers? They're experts in debugging!
- Why is Arnold Schwarznegger not afraid of pests? Because he's an exterminator.
- What will they call Arnold Schwarzenegger after he stops acting? The ex-terminator
- What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The Exterminator.
- Why does Arnold Schwarzenegger kill insects? Because he's an ex-terminator
Humorous Exterminator Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about exterminator you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean termite jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make exterminator pranks.
Pest Control
There is a church that is infested with rats. No amount of traps or exterminators have any effect on the still growing population. One day the local pastor thinks up a plan. The next day, all the rats are gone. The people are floored and asked what he did. He replies by saying that he baptized them and they will only be back on Christmas and Easter.
All anti-semites
Young Isaac knocks on his boss's door.
Boss: "come in!, yes Isaac what can i do for you?"
Isaac: "I can't work here anymore! I quit! Everyone who work here is anti-semite!"
Boss: "What? What are you talking about? I guess there might be one or two, but everyone? come on, it's ridiculous!"
Isaac " I am telling you! They are! I asked all of them one question, and they all gave me the same answer."
Boss: "But... what was that question?"
Isaac: " I asked waht would they think if we exterminate all the jews and all the hairdressers"
Boss: "Hairdressers? Why the hairdressers?"
Isaac: "See? You're all the same"
h**... is walking in an extermination camp with the camp manager..
"Why is there such a sweet smell in the air?" h**... asked.
"Today we're burning the diabetic" answered the manager.
Arnold Schwarzenegger's now working in pest control...
He's an ex-terminator.
The guy I hired to kill my rats is amazing
I think he's an ex-terminator
Why is Arnold schwarzenegger good at killing cockroaches?
Because he's an ex-terminator
An exterminator goes to the doctor
At the end of the checkup, the doctor says, "You are in perfect health, except for a large mole on your arm"
The exterminator replies, "Shoot, I missed one!"
My Great Grandfather managed to predict the extermination of Jews.
Everyone told him to shut up, but he wouldn't. Eventually, the theater had to kick him out of Schindler's List.
What do you call a T-800 that quits it's day job to help local businesses rid themselves of insects and rodents?
An Ex-Terminator
Arnold Shwartznager just left his Hollywood career to kill bugs that infiltrate people's houses.
He is now an Ex-Terminator.
Homosexuality is found in over 150 different species, homophobia is only found in two.
We aren't doing enough to exterminate the f**...-hating squirrel.
