Extensive Jokes

30 extensive jokes and hilarious extensive puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about extensive that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Extensive Short Jokes

Short extensive jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The extensive humour may include short intensive jokes also.

  1. After extensive research I've come to the conclusion that 10 is smaller than 5! I finally understand factorials!
  2. It's comforting to know that the US government works the same way as a college student when it comes to deadlines... They both wait until the last minute, then get an extension.
  3. A new study proves that beavers cause extensive flooding I've read it. The evidence against them is damning.
  4. "Suspect is an elder female with an extensive criminal background..." "We don't have any leads, but we'll search every crook and nanny until we find her."
  5. Professor: The homework is due Monday. Student: Can I get an extension?
    Professor: No worries. The homework is due Monday.png.
  6. Yesterday, Iran asked the U.S. for an extension on disabling their nuclear program. When asked how much time they needed, they said, 10, 9, 8…
  7. After rounds of extensive life saving operations, I asked my nurse if she'd visit me when I finally get out. She told me she doesn't like cemeteries.
  8. Some historians were convinced that Jesus's birth place didn't exist After extensive research they conducted that it Israel
  9. What keyboard shortcut is extensively used by journalists who work for Breitbart News? alt right
  10. After 4 months without the gym I finally went back and a great weight was lifted off my shoulders After they removed the weight, the paramedics then took me to the hospital for extensive surgery.

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Extensive One Liners

Which extensive one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with extensive? I can suggest the ones about lengthy and vast.

  1. How do babies keep track of their fathers? They use an extensive dada-base.
  2. After extensive research FDA suggests smoking cures Ham
  3. Which file extension is the most rasta? .ini
  4. I did 300 leg extensions at the gym the other day... My leg was pretty long afterwards.
  5. What does it take to be a conductor? Extensive Training
  6. I think think my extension cord is gay... I was shocked when it came out.
  7. What does a gun say when it gets a barrel extension? "Help! I'm being suppressed!"
  8. Today I was given a box of Jamaican hair extensions.... It was dreadful
  9. What's the world's sexiest phone number extension? 6969
  10. What browser extension does Ellen Pao's husband use? Ponzi Buddy.

Extensive joke, What browser extension does Ellen Pao's husband use?

Comical Extensive Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about extensive you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean extremely jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make extensive pranks.

The year is 2192. The British Prime Minister visits Brussels to ask for an extension of the Brexit deadline.

No one remembers where this tradition originated, but every year it attracts many tourists from all over the world.

A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.

On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone, "Get me a coffee, quickly!"The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?""No," replied the trainee."It's the CEO of the company, you fool!"The trainee shouts back, "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?!""No," replied the CEO indignantly."Good!" replied the trainee, and slams down the phone.

God spoke to His angels

He said, "after extensive trials I have figured out a way to rotate a planet so it receives an even distribution of sunlight and evening."
"Wow," said one angel. "What are you going to do now, sir? "
And God said, "Call it a day."

Teddy Bears

A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.
They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears.
Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones on a shelf a little higher and huge bears on the top shelf along the wall.
The man is kind of surprised that this woman would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her.
After a night of passion, as they are lying together in the after glow the man rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"
The woman says, "You can have any prize from the BOTTOM shelf."

s**... burns 300 calories an hour.

After doing some extensive calculations, this year I burned roughly 5 calories.

A man is staring into his whiskey

The barkeep asks if something's the matter.
"3 of my servers have the same virus, there are reports of bugs and extensions cropping up in our clientelle's cookies, and today icecream sandwich ruined my phone."
"IT sounds rough" he adds sympathetically.
"IT?" the customer says, " I work at Baskin Robbins."

You all like dinosaurs...right?

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
***A thesaurus***

Calvin had a mean teacher.

So when he missed a deadline for an assignment, Calvin begged for an extension.
The teacher said, No, I'm giving you a 0, Calvin.
Calvin replied, You are absolutely cold.

After extensive research, I've concluded that unvaccinated children will have a higher chance of not being on the Autistic Spectrum

Instead, they have a considerable higher chance of being dead...

Extensive joke, After extensive research, I've concluded that unvaccinated children will have a higher chance of not