Extended Warranty Jokes
8 extended warranty jokes and hilarious extended warranty puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about extended warranty that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Extended Warranty Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good extended warranty joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I bought my 5-year-old a toy iPhone that looks like a real one
Now someone keeps calling about an extended warranty on his Little Tikes car.
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana, who?
WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CARS EXTENDED WARRANTY.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivan!
Ivan who?
I'van trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.
What should you do when your car breaks down on the side of the road?
Wait for 10 minutes...When the phone rings, you can extend your car's warranty.
What is the difference between a furry and a person selling extended auto warranties?
Furries never bothered anyone.
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Colonoscopy Prep
My girlfriend is going in to get a colonoscopy tomorrow. She wants me to pick up some large Googly-eyes to make her a**... look like a face, then she wants to tuck in a post-it note saying Psssst: we've been wanting to talk to you about your car's extended warranty.
Never a dull moment here.
Hello darkness my old friend
I've come to talk with you about your car's extended warranty
What does the US call its new offensive in Iraq?
Operation Extended Warranty.
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