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Extended Family Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good extended family joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Agreement

My wife and I have an agreement that works...
She is responsible for the small decisions, and I am responsible for the big ones.
This means that she decides things like where to take our next vacation, the color of our next car, and the construction budget for adding on the new family room.
I decide whether or not the President should extend most favored nation trading status to China, how high the Federal Reserve should go with short term interest rates, and the timetable for the elimination of CFCs from automobile air conditioners.

What did the shirt say to the pants?

What up britches!
(At a photography studio today, taking an extended family picture with like 15 people there. This is what the photographer said to get us to smile. I couldn't stop laughing, and was beet red. We had to wait for me to calm down. I'm a middle age married man with teenage kids , it was great fun seeing my girls roll their eyes at dad, that couldn't stop laughing at a dumb joke.)

I dated an Indian girl in college and got to know her extended family

Now I have strong passwords for life

⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language

When is the best time to hold a f**...?

In the mourning.
FYI, my 11yo says he made this up today, right after learning of death in the extended family.

What do you call an ex that cheated on you with your sibling ?

Extended family.

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