Exquisite Jokes
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Once there was a mathematician
Once there was a mathematician. She wasn't very good at her job, but she really enjoyed it. She knew she couldn't make enough money to feed her family, so she decided to make money at night as a p**.... She was surprised at how popular she became, quickly finding herself several regular customers. After one particularly good night, the man held her hand and asked, "That was amazing, you are an exquisite woman. I'm sorry for asking only now, but what is your name?"
The woman replied, "It's okay - it's The Thot That Counts."
A guy walks into a bar on Valentine's Day and orders a beer.
A guy walks into a bar on Valentine's Day and orders a beer. "Last night my wife woke me up to tell me that she dreamed that I bought her a big, expensive diamond ring for Valentine's Day, and she wondered if that dream meant anything." "What did you tell her?" the bartender asks. "I gave her a passionate kiss and told her she would find out tonight," the guy laughs as he pulls out a small, exquisitely wrapped package. "I got her a book, 'The Meaning of Dreams.'"
Since its my cake day
I used to work at a very large balery known for making some of the most exquisite and famous cakes.
These cakes required a very intricate and delicate process to make them and involved a lot of processes and a secret recipe.
However in all my 20 years, the head baker never told me the full recipe only my part required in the preperartion.
He always told me that Bakers only trade recipes on a Knead to know basis.
A man walks into a Music Shop and asks for a Lute.
'Hi, I'm looking for a Lute, but it's a special one, very rare, exquisite Craftmanship by a company called Abso.' I said.
'I'm sorry' said the music shop man, 'I don't have any by Abso, but you should try the Sikh music shop down the road. They'll have them'.
'Why is that?' I asked.
'Only a Sikh deals in Abso Lutes' said the shopkeeper.
So a pianist and his girlfriend go on a date to a restaurant.
They both order some exquisite and expensive food, and when it comes time to play their bill, the girlfriend offers to pay. Problem is, she forgot all her money and she asks if the pianist can pay for it. I can't, he says. I'm Baroque.
Her teeth were exquisite. They were bright and dazzling like the stars in the sky.
They also came out at night.
3 Daughters
So there was a guy who had three Beautiful Daughters with exquisite names. One day they all got curious as to how they came to be with these names so they decided to ask. The first one walks in and politely asked "daddy how did you come to naming me Rose?" He replied "well when you were born a rose petal fell on your head and so it just was." Satisfied, she left and the second daughter came in and asked "Daddy, how did you come to naming me Daisy?" To which he replied "well darling when you were born some daisy petals rained down on you and so it was." Satisfied she left and the third daughter walks in she says "bwalalaladadahaha" to which the father replies "shut up Cinder Block!"
Three engineers were arguing about what kind of engineer God is
Three engineers were arguing about what kind of engineer God is.
Electrical engineer: "surely God is an electrical engineer, the brain and nerves are a symphony of exquisite circuitry."
Mechanical engineer: "no, look at the ballet between bone, muscle and sinew. God must be a mechanical engineer."
Civil engineer: "God is a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipe right through a recreational area."
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