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83 exposure jokes and hilarious exposure puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about exposure that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh along with jokes about indecent exposure, long exposures, violations of the law, and more. Read up on concepts related to photography such as the Hubble Telescope, solar exposure, and more. Get ready to make some puns and have a good time.

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Short exposure jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The exposure humour may include short exposed jokes also.

  1. The other day I got pulled over by a cop. When he walked up, I pulled out my 9mm... Once he stopped laughing, he wrote me up for indecent exposure...
  2. A man recently died after a periodic table display fell on him... The official cause of death was, "Exposure to the element".
  3. Did you hear about the photographer that got locked in his darkroom? He died of exposure. It was not a pretty picture.
  4. I was pulled over by the police today, so I whipped out my nine millimetre... After they stopped laughing, they arrested me for indecent exposure.
  5. I tried joining a long-exposure photography course, but I didn't learn anything. It all went by in a blur.
  6. A cop pulled me over and I flashed him my 9mm. You could imagine he didn't take me very seriously after that and brought me up on public exposure charges. Guess he wasn't DTF.
  7. Do you think they told the scientists at Chernobyl that they would get paid... ...in exposure?
  8. I've gotten a Graphic Design job at a nuclear plant The pay is not great, but they told me I'd be getting some exposure.
  9. Learning photography is hard. Last week I got kicked out of a photography workshop for indecent exposure.
  10. I took a photo while my plane was landing and got arrested... Apparently, its in-descent exposure.

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Exposure One Liners

Which exposure one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with exposure? I can suggest the ones about radiation and publicity.

  1. I got an internship job at a nudist camp I'm doing it for the exposure
  2. A photographer had his lens fall off his camera He was fined for indecent exposure.
  3. What did the scientists in Chernobyl get paid in? Exposure
  4. I got arrested for indecent exposure. They've sent me to the Small Claims Court.
  5. A man took a dark photograph and was arrested He was charged with indecent exposure
  6. Why was the photographer arrested? Indecent exposure.
  7. Why was the photographer arrested? flashing and indecent exposure...
  8. Can I press indecent exposure charges against stars? Because today the sun mooned me.
  9. Why did the photograph go to jail? Indecent exposure
  10. Why don't influencer work in nuclear plants. Because they get paid just in exposure.
  11. Why are flashers always so poor? Because they're only doing it for the exposure.
  12. All exposure is good exposure. -Louis C K
  13. Why was the photo I took of an artist not good? It had too much exposure.
  14. Why was the photographer arested? Indecent exposure.
  15. What's a photoshop artist's least favorite tool? Exposure

Indecent Exposure Jokes

Here is a list of funny indecent exposure jokes and even better indecent exposure puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A beautiful lady once asked me what I like in a woman. I got six months for indecent exposure.
  • Yo mama's so ugly She took off her facemask during quarantine and was arrested for indecent exposure
  • I went fishing recently and caught a 20lb sea bass. I tried to mount it But I was arrested for indecent exposure.
  • It only takes a second to show someone how you really feel about them... Cops call it indecent exposure, but whatever.
  • It's important to show a woman how you feel about her The police called it 'indecent exposure' but whatever...
  • Yo Mama so ugly... Yo Mama so ugly that when she walked outside she was charged with indecent exposure.
  • Did you hear about the guy who got arrested for indecent exposure at the aquarium? The sicko likes to cuttlefish.
  • I was talking to the man at the dry cleaners. I said, "Can I drop my trousers here tomorrow?"
    He said, "Of course."
    I'm now banned for indecent exposure.
  • I might be on trial for indecent exposure... but all the news coverage is giving me some pretty decent exposure.
  • The sign said No shirt, no shoes, no service. It never said anything about pants, so I don't understand why I got arrested for indecent exposure ?
Exposure joke, The sign said  No shirt, no shoes, no service.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about exposure can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of exposure puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Hilarious Exposure Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about exposure you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean awareness jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make exposure prank.

Did you hear about the exhibitionist who occasionally does free work to get the word out?

He works for exposure.

Romney was asked about the Chinese going to the moon...

He responded that when they are up there, they will be able to see the flag we planted over 40 years ago. This is a pretty clever comeback. But the last laugh is on us. The US flags are now all beached white due to the unprotected exposure to the sun's UV radiation. This means the Chinese will think the French made it first.

Did you hear about the choir boys

They were charged with indecent exposure last winter, the cops found them with there p**... in the snow bank when questioned why they responded with "the priest likes a couple cold ones after the sermon"

A hobbyist metalsmith was arrested for displaying his handmade pennies in public. What was he charged with?

Indie-cent exposure.

The photo technician got caught m**... to people's photos

They charged him with "indecent exposure"

Steve was walking down the street, when he came across a police officer

and was promptly arrested for indecent exposure

"It was a misunderstanding, your honor" says a man who is in court for indecent exposure.

"Explain the statement," the judge demanded. "Well you see this girl and I were drinking at the bar and she asked me what I wanted most in a woman --- so I showed her"
- Got this one from my uncle, never heard it before

A drunk n**... woman boards a cab

Driver of the cab keeps staring at her and does not start the cab.
Woman: Haven't you ever seen a n**... woman before?
Cab Driver: Cool down, Ma'am. I am not staring at you. I am just wondering as to where you have kept the money to pay me?
This is what most financial institutions fail to do - Assessing repayment capacity before enjoying exposure.

I need someone good with photography to brighten all my images for me.

Hoping you'll do it for the exposure.

My friend said he didn't want anyone to hire strippers for his Bachelor Party

So I'm getting ones who will do it just for the exposure.

Louis c**... returned to the stage last night with a 15 minute set at the Comedy Store in New York.

He needed the exposure.

3 old ladies are in a park

Three elderly grey ladies are sitting on a bench feeding birds in the park. Suddenly, a man runs in front of them and whips open his trench coat, to reveal he's wearing nothing underneath!
Astonished at the exposure the first Lady has a s**.... The second Lady has a s**....
And
Sadly
the third old lady couldn't quite reach.

This government shutdown has made it so TSA agents can relate to artists.

There is a lot of exposure and no pay.

A n**... artist dies while climbing Mt Everest

Nobody paid them, they had to do it for the exposure.

Did you know that non vaxxed kids had super abilities?

Their bodies are way more sensible to environmental exposure, and they can hear a sneeze from miles away.

Did you hear about the artist that painted n**... models for free?

He did it for the exposure.

If I had a dollar for every woman who's seen me n**......

...I could pay that fine I got for indecent exposure.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "What a c**... day. I got stopped and the police officer wrote me a ticket for not having hubcaps on my car," he tells the bartender. "What? That's not i**..." the bartender says. "That's what I thought, too. But he wrote me a ticket for indecent exposure," the guy says. "He said my nuts were showing."

Today a woman was walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out.

When I got face to face with the woman, I said, "Miss, are you aware that you could be cited for indecent exposure?"
"Why?" the woman asked.
"Well," I said, "Your right breast is hanging out of your blouse."
The woman quickly looked down and screamed, "Oh my God! I left my baby on the bus!"

Today my wife gave birth to our son and unfortunately he was born with a very rare skin condition.

My wife told me it is called a pre-natal sun burn . Apparently it can be caused by too much time in tanning beds or long exposure to the sun on the beach.
Essentially all it does is dye the pigments of the child's skin dark brown but he shouldn't feel any pain.
She told me that there's no cure for it at this time and that he will likely suffer from it for the rest of his life.
Please keep my son Tyrone in your prayers.

The flag on the moon.

The flag on the moon is fading from the constant exposure to the sun. My grandfather said "Great in a few more years people are going to think the French landed there. "

Medical science has come a long way.

There's a tribe in Africa whose exposure to chemical runoff in the water from local mines created birth defects. One out of every three children are born with no eyelids. Volunteer doctors created a procedure where they take the f**... from new born males and create eyelids for those born without them. The procedure has been highly successful, although the children do look a little cockeyed.

I got offered the chance to do n**... stand up comedy recently.

There was no money in it, but it was worth it for the exposure.

Why was the n**... man blurry?

>!Over exposure!<

I do a lot of n**... modeling, but I never get paid for it.

I just do it for the exposure.

Why banks fail

Why banks failed?
A n**... & drunk woman boards a cab in America.
Driver of the cab, keeps staring at her and does not start the cab
Woman: Haven't you seen a n**... woman before?
Cabbie: calm down. I am not staring at you. I am just wondering where have you kept the money to pay me?
Moral:
This is what most of the banks failed to do. Assessing the repayment capacity before enjoying exposure…

Exposure joke, I tried joining a long-exposure photography course, but I didn't learn anything.

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