The Best 13 Exposing Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Exposing jokes. There are some exposing crotch jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these exposing aware puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Exposing Jokes and Puns

Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog.

You understand it better, but it dies in the process.

See what I did there was use the frog as an analogy to show that exposing the inner workings of a joke would essentially deprive it of its life in that it's not funny anymore. I'm drawing a parallel (and so is E. B. White) to how you basically kill a frog when dissecting it to better understand the functioning of its inner body parts, since there is now little left in the joke to laugh at.

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Two old ladies were sitting on a bench...

Two old ladies were sitting on a bench having a quiet chat, when a flasher approached from across the park. He stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat, exposing himself.
One of the ladies immediately had a stroke.
The other lady, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.

An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you lad?" "Yesh, Shombody shtole me car!",

The cop asks, "Well now, where was your car last time you saw it?" "It was at the end of this key." About this time the cop looks down to see that the Irishman's member is being exhibited for all to see. He then asks, "Are you aware that you are exposing yourself?" The Irishman looks down woefully and moans "OOH GOD... they got me girl too!"

Exposing joke, An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat s

I walked into my local bank, they asked me to remove my mask..

I said there was no way I was going risk my life or theirs by exposing us to an unprotected face.

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Then I gave them 1 minute to fill the duffle bag.

A streaker runs up to three old ladies on a bench...

And opens his bathrobes exposing himself to them. The first little old lady has a stroke right there on the spot. The second old lady, seeing the first had a stroke, also has a stroke. The third old lady, that poor old thing, was too short to reach.


Sherlock was convicted for child molestation

A disgusted Watson visited him in prison, and said, "I cannot believe you were caught exposing yourself to a child in high school!"

"Elementary, my dear Watson..."

A priest was scolding a nun for exposing herself to the congregation multiple times...

She replied with: "I can't help it, I have a bad habit."

Exposing joke, A priest was scolding a nun for exposing herself to the congregation multiple times...

Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench....

When a lecherous flasher walked up to them and opened his trench coat exposing his John Thomas.

The first old lady had a stroke...

The second old lady had a stroke...

The third old lady couldn't reach.

I was quite surprised when I was arrested for exposing a pedophile ring.

All I did was moon a school bus.

Flasher opens his trenchcoat, exposing himself to three elderly women on a park bench.

First elderly woman sees what is happening and has a stroke. Second elderly woman sees what is happening and also has a stroke. Third elderly woman sees what is happening, but doesn't have a stroke -- her arms were too short.

A husband and wife have just moved out of the city...

...to a dairy farm at the top of a hill. One day, while on their morning walk, the husband spots their beautiful neighbor tending her garden. A gust of wind blows the neighbors dress up, exposing her rear. The husband, in complete awe and excitement, takes a deep breath and accidentally mutters to himself "sweet derierre...".

His wife looks at him, takes a deep breath, and says "much better than that awful city air."

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Why did the general get arrested during a field trip to his military base?

He was exposing his privates to children.

My phone charger has been exposing its inner wires to promote its agenda.

It's a shameless plug.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the exposing overcoat jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

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