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Short exposing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The exposing humour may include short exposed jokes also.

  1. A bikini is an outfit where 90% of a woman's body is exposed. The amazing fact is that men are so decent, they only look at the 10% that isn't.
  2. When women wear a bikini, they expose 90% of their bodies..... Men are so polite, they only look at the covered parts.
  3. When a woman wears a bikini, they leave 90% of their body exposed. Men, being the gentlemen that we are, only look at the other 10%.
  4. Just been talking to an old guy, ex-soldier. He explained to me he had been exposed to mustard gas and pepper spray, it was nice chatting to a seasoned veteran.
  5. After years of research, scientists discovered bees are allergic to pollen Turns out when exposed to pollen, bees develop hives
  6. The Bikini exposes up to 90% of the female body... ...but men are so classy we only look at the covered 10%
  7. When a woman wears a bikini, she has 90 percent of her body exposed Men, being the gentleman that we are, only look at the other 10 percent. (Hopefully not a repost)
  8. I was trying to expose the cement company for using cheap materials But I couldn't find any concrete evidence
  9. Few people know, that James Bond once had a partner, Agent 014 But he was exposed as a double agent.
  10. Did you hear about the BuzzFeed employee who peed on an exposed wire? Number 1 shocked him.

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Exposing One Liners

Which exposing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with exposing? I can suggest the ones about hiding and indecent exposure.

  1. Why are ten year olds wearing shorts vulnerable? They have exposed kidneys
  2. James Bond once had a partner, Agent 014. But she was exposed for being a double agent.
  3. A man's ears were exposed to a high frequency sound... He said "It hertz."
  4. How do you expose a pervert? You don't, they usually expose themselves.
  5. Exposed Wires What you see will shock you!
  6. My chemistry teacher went on a camping trip and died... He was exposed to the elements.
  7. SpaceX should definitely not be exposed Elongate would be really drawn out.
  8. What do you call a werewolf's house after being exposed to a full moon? A werehouse
  9. Why is it always so shocking to have your lies exposed? You get de-fib-rillated
  10. I was exposed to a dangerous amount of gamma radiation. It still hertz.
  11. Did you hear about the seal who was exposed to alpha radiation? He's a sealion now.
  12. Why did Chancellor Palpatine get arrested? Because he was exposed by Wookieleaks.
  13. Why do pencils shave? To expose the tip
  14. Why did Japan do so bad in the World Cup final? They were exposed to radiation.
  15. Mouths are the new b**.... Only okay to expose them in public for the purpose of feeding.

Exposing joke, Mouths are the new b**....

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about exposing can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of exposing puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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What funny jokes about exposing you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean leaking jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make exposing prank.

Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog.

You understand it better, but it dies in the process.
See what I did there was use the frog as an analogy to show that exposing the inner workings of a joke would essentially deprive it of its life in that it's not funny anymore. I'm drawing a parallel (and so is E. B. White) to how you basically kill a frog when dissecting it to better understand the functioning of its inner body parts, since there is now little left in the joke to laugh at.
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A k**... passenger grinningly exposed himself to a stewardess as he boarded the plane.

"I'm sorry," said the woman, "but you'll have to show me your ticket, not your stub."

George Carlin once famously joked, "Think of how s**... the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

Thanks to all those people wearing masks but leaving their noses fully exposed, the stupider half is now a lot easier to spot.

Three Little Old Ladies

Three little old ladies were at the bus stop in front of their church when a young man ran up to them and exposed himself. The oldest one had a s**.... The other two couldn't reach.

Studies have shown horses exposed to m**... are less stable and unsafe to ride.

So get off your high horse.

Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench when a man in a long coat walks up to them and exposes himself...

The first old lady says, "My goodness!" and immediately has a s**.... The second lady, seeing the first lady, also has a s**.... The third lady couldn't reach.

Two old ladies were sitting on a bench...

Two old ladies were sitting on a bench having a quiet chat, when a f**... approached from across the park. He stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat, exposing himself.
One of the ladies immediately had a s**....
The other lady, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.

Exposing joke, Two old ladies were sitting on a bench...

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The impact of these exposing jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.