The Best 19 Expose Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Expose jokes. There are some expose equality jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these expose curriculum puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Expose Jokes and Puns

When women wear a bikini, they expose 90% of their bodies.....

Men are so polite, they only look at the covered parts.

Mouths are the new boobs.

Only okay to expose them in public for the purpose of feeding.


My gorgeous next door neighbor is a beginner gardener. I asked her how it was going so far.
She said,'I cant get my tomatoes to turn red like yours. Any advice?'
I said,"Every morning expose yourself to the tomatoes and you'll see they'll start blushing red.'
After a week of watching her expose her beautiful body to the tomatoes, I went over and asked her.'Any luck with the tomatoes?'
She said,"Not yet, but the cucumbers are enormous.'

Expose joke, Blushing

A Beautiful Woman Loves Growing Tomatoes

A beautiful woman loves to garden, but can't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. She asks her neighbor, "What do you do to get your tomatoes red?" He replies, "Twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much. "The woman decides to do the same thing. So twice a day for two weeks she exposes herself to the garden. Her neighbor asks, "How did it go? Did you tomatoes turn red?" "No," she replies, "but my cucumbers are enormous."

I was trying to expose the cement company for using cheap materials

But I couldn't find any concrete evidence

Women expose 90% of their body when wearing a bikini

Men are nice enough to only look at the covered parts

Why do neckbeards regularly expose themselves to illness?

Because it will attract Ma'ladies.

Expose joke, Why do neckbeards regularly expose themselves to illness?

A concerned person is sick of all the corruption and injustice in the world and decides they want to expose it by becoming a journalist.

Only 3 weeks later they were caught trying to reveal corruption by some high ranking officials and were put to death.

You could say, they chose the wrong Korea.

Exposed Wires

What you see will shock you!

Glue-sniffing drug addicts

A group of experienced glue-sniffers was teaching a newcomer to sniff glue.

But instead of sniffing the glue, the glue sniffer poured it into his mouth, and had to go to the hospital emergency room.

"Hey," reminded one of the glue-sniffers. "Don't expose our glue-sniffing group."

"Don't worry," replied another. "His lips are sealed."

Caitlyn Jenner just became the latest to expose another sexual harasser.

She is alleging Bruce Jenner groped her about 10 years ago.

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Two cameras walk into a bar

Two cameras walk into a bar... One says to the other, "I don't expose you want to buy me a drink? The other says, "That would be a negative."

[Dirty] 3 little old ladies saw a man expose his genitalia in public

Two of them had a stroke but the 3rd one couldn't reach.

Say what you want about paedophiles

But at least they expose kids to early biology lessons.

What nickname did the boys at the precinct give Gotham's police commissioner once they heard he sometimes likes to expose himself to women on the street?

Flash Gordon.

How come Russia and China will do everything they can to make the U.S. look bad...

Yet they won't expose The Moon Landing Hoax?

Expose joke, How come Russia and China will do everything they can to make the U.S. look bad...

Julia Roberts has a new movie coming out this Friday...

It's about a woman who fights to expose the toxic levels of green beer. It's called Erin Go Bragh-kovich.

The gentleman

While wearing a bikini girls only expose 90% of their bodies but the gent only look at the 10% of their covered body

I was exposed to a dangerous amount of gamma radiation.

It still hertz.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the expose show jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working expose artwork piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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