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Funniest Exporters Short Jokes

Short exporters jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The exporters humour may include short jokes also.

  1. Did you know that the boomerang is Australia's biggest export? It's also their biggest import.
  2. Today I learned that the boomerang is Australia's biggest export And also its biggest import.
  3. Yo mama so fat… That when she went to [insert foreign country] she became [home country]'s largest export
  4. If Trump wins the election, Cher says she'll leave. I like Cher and all, but I think that may be Trump's first big accomplishment. That'll probably double the amount of plastic we export next year.
  5. The International League of Bakers is inviting countries which mainly export baked goods to join. They're accepting dough nations.
  6. My friend runs a very successful business making prosthetic limbs and exporting them worldwide. He is an International Arms dealer.
  7. China has one of the largest manufacturing and exporting economies in the world. What product of theirs is most commonly exported? Newborn girls.
  8. Little known fact #376: In Norway they have problems with herds of wild horses destroying the delicate eco systems around their narrow inlets. They plan to start exporting Fjord Mustangs.
  9. The biggest Canadian export is fake girlfriends
  10. As of recent, Indias economy has drastically grown overtaking European economies.... I put it down to increased exports of white cotton sheets to the US.

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Exporters One Liners

Which exporters one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with exporters? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. What's the largest export of Great Britain? Independence days
  2. Australia's biggest export is boomerangs But it's also their biggest import
  3. Boomerangs are Australia's largest Export. And Import.
  4. What's the United States' biggest, most well-known export? Troops
  5. Fun fact: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs. It's also their biggest import.
  6. What was the Ottoman Empire's main export? Sultan pepper
  7. A few hundred years ago, the boomerang was Australia's only export. And import.
  8. Which former European state exported mainly napkins? The Serviette Union
  9. What is Finland's largest export? Lines
  10. Which country is the world's leading exporter of rulers? Ecuador
  11. What's the best export of Ireland? Irish people
  12. How did the domestic goods feel as they were exported overseas? tarrified.
  13. What's America's most drunk export? Lindsay Lohan.
  14. Everyone should start exporting tea to ISIS Tea is known for getting rid of radicals.
  15. What's the main export of Cuba? Baseball players.

Exporters Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about exporters you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make exporters pranks.

A person who illegally exports sheep is called an owler

Unless you are from Wales, then you are a s**... trafficker.

There is a country whose main export is spiders...

They have a g**... domestic product.

The news have just reported that Greece will be stopping the export of Hummus and Taramasalata later this week...

Experts are saying that this will lead to a double dip recession.

These days, lots of things get either exported or imported

Except Mexicans, they get deported.

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?
It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

What does India export?

People.

America's primary export in 2 months

Mexicans

What was Cambodia's biggest export in the 90s?

Pol Potting mix.

What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

Three man in a sinking ship. .

One was an Arab, Another one was a Mexican and the last one was American.
They were exporting goods from all around the world but the ship needs to unload some of the goods.
The Arab threw out drums of oil, he said: "No worries, we're rich in oil, we have lots in our country."
Next, the Mexican threw away fresh produce of different kinds of peppers, he said: "No problem, I'll get more, we have a lot of that in our country."
Lastly, the American. Confused, he grabbed the arm and leg of the Mexican and threw him out of the ship.
Go figure.