Export Jokes

Funniest Export Short Jokes

Short export jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The export humour may include short extract jokes also.

1. Did you know that the boomerang is Australia's biggest export? It's also their biggest import.
2. If Trump wins the election, Cher says she'll leave. I like Cher and all, but I think that may be Trump's first big accomplishment. That'll probably double the amount of plastic we export next year.
3. The International League of Bakers is inviting countries which mainly export baked goods to join. They're accepting dough nations.
4. My friend runs a very successful business making prosthetic limbs and exporting them worldwide. He is an International Arms dealer.
5. China has one of the largest manufacturing and exporting economies in the world. What product of theirs is most commonly exported? Newborn girls.
6. Little known fact #376: In Norway they have problems with herds of wild horses destroying the delicate eco systems around their narrow inlets. They plan to start exporting Fjord Mustangs.
7. As of recent, Indias economy has drastically grown overtaking European economies.... I put it down to increased exports of white cotton sheets to the US.
8. What was Cambodia's biggest export in the 90s? Pol Potting mix.
9. What's Alderaan's main export? Dead bodies.

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Export One Liners

Which export one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with export? I can suggest the ones about dump and producer.

1. What's the largest export of Great Britain? Independence days
2. Boomerangs are Australia's largest Export. And Import.
3. What's the United States' biggest, most well-known export? Troops
4. What was the Ottoman Empire's main export? Sultan pepper
5. A few hundred years ago, the boomerang was Australia's only export. And import.
6. Which former European state exported mainly napkins? The Serviette Union
7. What is Finland's largest export? Lines
8. Which country is the world's leading exporter of rulers? Ecuador
9. What's the best export of Ireland? Irish people
10. Everyone should start exporting tea to ISIS Tea is known for getting rid of radicals.
11. What's the main export of Cuba? Baseball players.
12. The biggest Canadian export is fake girlfriends
13. Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?
    It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
14. What does India export? People.
15. America's primary export in 2 months Mexicans

Entertaining Export Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about export you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean foreign jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make export pranks.