Exponential Jokes
29 exponential jokes and hilarious exponential puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about exponential that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Exponential Short Jokes
Short exponential jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The exponential humour may include short explosion jokes also.
- Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems? Because they don't believe in higher powers.
- What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line? Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?
- Pi and the exponential function got married, but it didn't last. Their last big fight:
e^x: Pi, I can never figure you out!
Pi: Me? The more you seem to change, the more you just stay the same! - Why can't atheist solve exponential equations? Why can't atheist solve exponential equations?
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(Well, because they don't believe in higher powers.) ^(4) - As an atheist I find tell my maths teacher I shouldn't have to solve exponential factors because I don't believe in higher powers
- Why does the rate of trees cut follow an inverse exponential trend when lumberjacks start singing? Because it falls into a logger-rhythm.
- Ever since learning the meaning of the word exponentially my use of the word exponentially has increased loads
- This morning, I tried explaining to my dad why f(y)=y^2 is not exponential growth. It was not e^asy.
- I told my my math teacher i'm atheist while doing exponential functions. I told her I cannot do them because i don't believe in higher powers.
- Ebola has mutated! reports are coming in that the Ebola virus has mutated and become exponentially worse, in light of this mutation the virus will be renamed the Hyperbola Virus
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Exponential One Liners
Which exponential one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with exponential? I can suggest the ones about booming and expanding universe.
- why dont atheists solve exponential equations ? they dont believe in higher powers.
- What did the Exponential Equation say to the Linear Equation? Real graphs have curves.
- What do you call a mathematical function with too many powers? An exponential crisis.
- I have exponential spelling but terrible malapropism
- What happens when entropy meets an exponential equation? Se^x
- I listened to the new Ed Sheeran album. I can't wait for Exponentiate.
- The population of Ireland keeps expanding exponentially It just keeps Dublin and Dublin
- Here is my love story. I am differentiation and she is an exponential function.
- Why don't dudes like exponential fractions? Cause they aren't expressed radically
- Why are the Irish getting exponentially richer? Because their capital's Dublin.
- You know what company is exponentially better than SpaceX? SpaceX^2
- What do mathematicians think about exponential functions? They're radical.
Amusing & Witty Exponential Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What funny jokes about exponential you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean growing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make exponential pranks.
All the mathematical functions went to a party...
There they saw the exponential function sitting by himself
They poked him, "c'mon man, join the party"
To which he replied, "it's not my fault, eveytime I try to integrate, I just end up with myself"
I found out my friend is addicted to math.
I should have known. All the sines were there. He had a hard time functioning, and he would go off on tangents all the time. Such a shame - he was in his prime, his life was on a great vector. He wanted to write the next 'Matrix'. But now, he can't differentiate between what is real and what is imaginary. It's so complex. I'm afraid his problems will start to multiply exponentially, and he just doesn't understand the root of it all. Pretty soon he won't be able to integrate at all. And just to add to the trouble, those he defines as 'friends' just want to divide his space between themselves. I'm afraid soon he'll go off into the Great Unknown...
The functions were throwing a party
Sinus, cosinus and tangens were dancing like crazy. Only e^x was all alone in the corner of the room, so sinus walked to it and asked "Hey, exponential! How are you doing? Why don't you try to integrate yourself?" "I'm trying!!! But nothing happens..."
ha. ah. ah. \*cough\* _i'm a nerd :'(_
All the mathematical functions are having a party
The polynomials are dancing, the square root function is drinking, yet the exponential function remains to the side.
so the inverse function asks what's wrong.
To which the exponential function responds: whether I integrate or not, nothing will change, now leave.
(courtesy of my physics teacher, I translated from French so might s**..., don't gimme too much flak)
A village of mathematical functions is slumbering
when suddenly the alarm bells ring:
a rogue differential operator has been sighted.
Fearing for their life, the functions run away or try to hide, but a brave function stands its ground and confronts the aggressor: I am e to the x, you cannot do anything to me! Go away!
The differential operator calmly replies: but I am d over dt, and proceeds to s**... the poor exponential.
