# Exponential Function Jokes

10 exponential function jokes and hilarious exponential function puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about exponential function that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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## Exponential Function Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good exponential function joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

### All the mathematical functions went to a party...

There they saw the exponential function sitting by himself

They poked him, "c'mon man, join the party"

To which he replied, "it's not my fault, eveytime I try to integrate, I just end up with myself"

### I found out my friend is addicted to math.

I should have known. All the sines were there. He had a hard time functioning, and he would go off on tangents all the time. Such a shame - he was in his prime, his life was on a great vector. He wanted to write the next 'Matrix'. But now, he can't differentiate between what is real and what is imaginary. It's so complex. I'm afraid his problems will start to multiply exponentially, and he just doesn't understand the root of it all. Pretty soon he won't be able to integrate at all. And just to add to the trouble, those he defines as 'friends' just want to divide his space between themselves. I'm afraid soon he'll go off into the Great Unknown...

### The functions were throwing a party

Sinus, cosinus and tangens were dancing like crazy. Only e^x was all alone in the corner of the room, so sinus walked to it and asked "Hey, exponential! How are you doing? Why don't you try to integrate yourself?" "I'm trying!!! But nothing happens..."

ha. ah. ah. \*cough\* _i'm a nerd :'(_

### Pi and the exponential function got married, but it didn't last.

Their last big fight:

e^x: Pi, I can never figure you out!

Pi: Me? The more you seem to change, the more you just stay the same!

### What do you call a mathematical function with too many powers?

An exponential crisis.

### All the mathematical functions are having a party

The polynomials are dancing, the square root function is drinking, yet the exponential function remains to the side.

so the inverse function asks what's wrong.

To which the exponential function responds: whether I integrate or not, nothing will change, now leave.

(courtesy of my physics teacher, I translated from French so might s**..., don't gimme too much flak)

### A village of mathematical functions is slumbering

when suddenly the alarm bells ring:

a rogue differential operator has been sighted.

Fearing for their life, the functions run away or try to hide, but a brave function stands its ground and confronts the aggressor: I am e to the x, you cannot do anything to me! Go away!

The differential operator calmly replies: but I am d over dt, and proceeds to s**... the poor exponential.

### I told my my math teacher i'm atheist while doing exponential functions.

I told her I cannot do them because i don't believe in higher powers.

### Here is my love story.

I am differentiation and she is an exponential function.

### What do mathematicians think about exponential functions?

They're radical.

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