Explosive Jokes
77 explosive jokes and hilarious explosive puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about explosive that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Explosive Short Jokes
Short explosive jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The explosive humour may include short explosion jokes also.
- What did the redditor say after a stranger gave him a piece of explosive gold? Thanks for the gold, kind stranger
- Mom: "How was school today, Noah?" Noah: "It was awesome! Today we made explosives!"
Mom: "Very interesting. What will you do in school tomorrow?"
Noah: "What school?" - Why the next James Bond should be a woman The next Bond should be a woman!
Can you imagine? Crazy car scenes with spectacular crashes, explosions...
... And all of that while she's parking. - I read a Buzzfeed article called "The Top 10 Things You Didn't Know About Explosive Diarrhea".... number 2 surprised me.
- Recent studies have shown that Apple is trailing behind Samsung in innovation Experts predict that it will take at least another two years for iPhones to bring explosive features to the market.
- My friend has a weird quirk: he gets explosive diarrhea and just can't contain himself when he sees a certain soccer player... And boy, it's messi.
- I'm pretty sure I've figured out my neighbour's 3 favourite films * 10,000,000 Explosions
* Army Guys Yelling at Each Other
* Subwoofer: The Movie - How many terrorists does it take to paint a house? It depends on the force of the explosives.
- Explosive Opportunity A British engineer started his own business in Afghanistan.
He's making landmines that look like prayer mats. He says that prophets are going through the roof. - Bad luck today, I have a bout of food poisioning AND I dropped my Galaxy Note 7 in the toilet by mistake :( Talk about explosive diarrhea.
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Explosive One Liners
Which explosive one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with explosive? I can suggest the ones about exploded and flammable.
- If A is for apple and B is for Banana then what is C for? Plastic Explosives.
- What's a pirate's favorite explosive? M80
- What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest? Bombi.
- I just opened an explosive prayer mat business. Prophets are through the roof.
- I made explosive praying rug Prophets are through the roof!
- Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea? "Are you ticklish?"
- What does NASA stand for Need Another Seven Astronauts
- What do you call an explosive cow in the winter? An a-bomb-in-a-bull snowman!
- Apple is always 4 years behind Android phones... ... so I guess 2020 will be explosive!
- Do t-rex like explosions I dont know but another dino might
- I asked my cousin if business is booming. He sells explosives.
- What is ISIS's favorite candy bar? Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.
- Why should you never date an atom? The split is gonna be explosive
- Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything? Because the reaction could be explosive.
- Alfred Nobel got rich by selling dynamite Growth was Explosive
Explosive Diarrhea Jokes
Here is a list of funny explosive diarrhea jokes and even better explosive diarrhea puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Hey I seem to have picked up a stomach bug So far just explosive diarrhea. I will keep y'all posted as situation can best be described as fluid.
- Laughter is best medicine... Unless of course, you have explosive diarrhea!
- What do you get when you fuse Arab and Indian food? Explosive Diarrhea
- Did you hear about the guy who had explosive diarrhea in an elevator? Apparently it was ascending
- Why did the muslim eat Taco Bell? He heard it would give him explosive diarrhea
- If Muslims eat dynamite... ...will they have explosive diarrhea?
- I had explosive diarrhea On the bight side i started the year with a bang
- What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food? Explosive Diarrhea
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What funny jokes about explosive you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean aggressive jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make explosive pranks.
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Where did little Annie go during the e**...?
Everywhere.
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Maths Question (Muslim version)
Question 1) If Mohammad has 3 apples and gives one to Hassan and one to Ahmed, what is the radius of the e**...?
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Why do t**... use Nokia phones?
so they can reuse the phone after the e**...
Which E.D. is worst, Erectile Dysfunction or Explosive Diarrhea?
The man blushed and answered in almost a whisper: erectile dysfunction..
The embarassed woman also said: erectile dysfunction.
The butch lesbian hesitantly replied: erectile dysfunction.
The gay guy without hesitation answered: depends if you're top or bottom.
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Pakistani math problem.
Ahmed has 3 lunch boxes.
He gives one to Mohammed and another to Hassan. Calculate the radius of the e**....
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Oldest YOUR MOM Joke
CHIRON: Thou hast undone our mother.
AARON: Villain, I have done thy mother.
an e**... soundeth! Chiron hast been cooked on a spit!
From Shakespeare's "Taming of the Shrew.
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What's the best part about dating a Muslim
The s**... is explosive
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Did you hear there was a nuclear e**... in space this morning?!
Most people call it the sun.
Note: My dad pulled this on me this morning. My friend hit me when I told them.
Patrick's School
Mother: "How was school today Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was great mom! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Wow, they do really fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"
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BREAKING NEWS!! Cheese Factory e**......
De-Brie is everywhere!
Former intelligence agent: "I have potentially explosive information on Trump's relationship with Russia."
Buzzfeed journalist: "Ok please go on."
Former intelligence agent: "I have information that a number of years ago, Donald Trump visits Russia."
Buzzfeed journalist: "Oh really? So then, what happens next?"
Former intelligence agent: "What happens next will shock you."
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My friend died from an e**... after lighting his f**... on fire.
But I know he's at peace because the last thing he saw was a light at the end of his tunnel.
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A t**... had two cases at home...
he stuffed one of them with explosives and headed to the metro. Once inside a wagon he waited until the doors were closed and shouted "Infidels!! now you will die!". Fortunately, that was not the case.
Little Ahmed comes home from school.
His mother asks him:
"So what did you do in school today?"
"We were experimenting with explosives in chemistry class." replies Ahmed.
"What are you going to do in school tomorrow?"
"What school?"
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They call me the Mary Poppins of artillery...
I deliver...
Super-calibre-ballistic-expedient-explosions
Mike joins a new school.
After school is over he returns home to his mother.
Mom: So Mike, how was your day today?
Mike: It was great! We learned about explosive materials in our lab today.
Mom: That sounds interesting, so what will you learn in school tomorrow?
Mike: What school?
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A t**... struck a local farm, setting off explosives inside the farmer's prized steer, blowing it to smithereens, but apparently committing no other mischief. The crime scene investigator had these words at the press conference...
"Abominable. Simply abominable."
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My friend said he wondered what it's like to blow up...
So I handed him explosives and said "Here, go C4 yourself."
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An e**... happened at a clothes store.
There were many casual tees.
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A t**... is teaching a class
He carefully puts on a jacket loaded with explosives and, turning to his pupils, says:
"Now watch carefully, because I'm only going to do this once!"
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A dinosaur, a spider, and a cowboy walk into a bar
All three sit at the bar and begin drinking heavily, clearly distressed. The bartender asks them what their troubles are.
The Cowboy takes a shot, then says "my horse got loose, ran into traffic, and got hit by a semi truck carrying gasoline. Cause a whole big e**... and blew my poor horse to bits." The spider nods sympathetically. "I just lost my husband in that same fire. The driver found him, freaked out, and crashed trying to squash my dear hubby."
The bartender is in shock, but finally asks the dinosaur his story.
The dinosaur sniffed, took a sip from his straw, and said "My whole family was on that truck"
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my aunt ruth died in a horrible e**...
they couldn't even find any body parts to put in the casket
the f**... was ruthless.
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Bragging Doctors
Doc 1 bragged, "I had a patient once who blew out his ACL & MCL. I reconstructed his knee, and 2 years later he completed the Boston marathon."
Doc 2 replied, "That's nothing! I had a patient who was in a head-on collision with a truck. I reconstructed virtually all of his joints and more, and later he won an Olympic gold medal in the decathlon."
Doc 3 chucked condescendingly. "Child's play. I had a patient who was in a horrible e**.... He was blown to bits. All they found was a huge, gaping a**.... I put a suit and tie on it, and now he's the owner and general manager of the Dallas Cowboys!"
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A Redditor accidentally trips and sets off an e**... in a precious metal mine. What's the first thing they say?
Holy c**... this blew up!
Uhhh thanks for the gold stranger!
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I had an episode of explosive diarrhea during a heist at the bank
s**... went down real fast
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Did you know...
An AGM guided missile has an e**... big enough to wreck several decks on a warship?
Anyways, I got dishonorably discharged from the navy
Somewhere over Belarus a pilot just had a radio call
Pilot to crew: We are requested to land immediately.
Please prepare the cabin.
Crew: Why, what is happening?
Pilot: Threat of an explosive.
Cew: What? What explosive?!
Pilot: The one they will fire at us if we don't.
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A gigantic gas e**... in a coal mine in the next town killed thirty workers and hospitalised two hundred. But I refused to give to the support charity.
After all, it was only *miner* injuries.
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There's been an e**... at the paint factory where my brother works.
He's missing, presumed red.
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When you say p**... your mouth makes the same shape as your b**... when you p**...
The same is true with explosive diarrhea
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There was a gas line e**... at the cheese shop in my town
Debrie was everywhere.
A teacher is quizzing her class
Teacher: you use forest for?
Students: getting wood
Teacher: fertile lands for?
Students: growing food
Teacher: sea for?
Quiet kid: explosions
A squad of potatoes is engaged in a firefight after being sent to secure several important roads...
Gunfire and explosions are raining down on the group of potatoes until it's only the sergeant on his radio and a couple of others standing over the crispy skins of their fallen comrades. The General's voice suddenly blares from the radio...
"Sergeant, come in! What is your status, are the routes safe?"
"NO SIR, THE ROOTS ARE NOT SAFE - AND WE'RE DROPPING LIKE FRIES!"
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My uncle was injured in an e**... at the cheese factory today.
He was hit by a chunk of da Brie
