Explosion Jokes
119 explosion jokes and hilarious explosion puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about explosion that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
If you love a good explosion joke, then you're in the right place! Read up on the most hilarious jokes about the Challenger and Columbia explosions, a giant cheese explosion, a bridge explosion, and a toilet explosion. Learn why explosions involving iodine or a fireball created by soldering are particularly funny. Enjoy a good laugh!
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Funniest Explosion Short Jokes
Short explosion jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The explosion humour may include short bomb exploded jokes also.
- What did the redditor say after a stranger gave him a piece of explosive gold? Thanks for the gold, kind stranger
- If A is for Apple and B is for bear
What is C for?
A nice explosive that goes BOOM! - They call me the Mary Poppins of artillery... I deliver...
Super-calibre-ballistic-expedient-explosions - Mom: "How was school today, Noah?" Noah: "It was awesome! Today we made explosives!"
Mom: "Very interesting. What will you do in school tomorrow?"
Noah: "What school?" - Why the next James Bond should be a woman The next Bond should be a woman!
Can you imagine? Crazy car scenes with spectacular crashes, explosions...
... And all of that while she's parking. - My friend said he wondered what it's like to blow up... So I handed him explosives and said "Here, go C4 yourself."
- I read a Buzzfeed article called "The Top 10 Things You Didn't Know About Explosive Diarrhea".... number 2 surprised me.
- Recent studies have shown that Apple is trailing behind Samsung in innovation Experts predict that it will take at least another two years for iPhones to bring explosive features to the market.
- My friend has a weird quirk: he gets explosive diarrhea and just can't contain himself when he sees a certain soccer player... And boy, it's messi.
- I'm pretty sure I've figured out my neighbour's 3 favourite films * 10,000,000 Explosions
* Army Guys Yelling at Each Other
* Subwoofer: The Movie
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Explosion One Liners
Which explosion one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with explosion? I can suggest the ones about exploded and blowup.
- If A is for apple and B is for Banana then what is C for? Plastic Explosives.
- What's a pirate's favorite explosive? M80
- What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest? Bombi.
- I started a business putting explosives in prayer mats Prophets are though the roof.
- I just opened an explosive prayer mat business. Prophets are through the roof.
- What do you call an explosive monkey? A Baboom!
(made by my cousin) - I made explosive praying rug Prophets are through the roof!
- Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea? "Are you ticklish?"
- My explosive diarrhea must be hereditary... ...because it runs in my jeans.
- What does NASA stand for Need Another Seven Astronauts
- What do you call an explosive cow in the winter? An a-bomb-in-a-bull snowman!
- Apple is always 4 years behind Android phones... ... so I guess 2020 will be explosive!
- Do t-rex like explosions I dont know but another dino might
- I asked my cousin if business is booming. He sells explosives.
- What is ISIS's favorite candy bar? Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.
Cheese Explosion Jokes
Here is a list of funny cheese explosion jokes and even better cheese explosion puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My uncle was injured in an e**... at the cheese factory today. He was hit by a chunk of da Brie
- Did you hear about the e**... at the cheese factory? Apparently people were covered in debris.
- What happened after an e**... at a French cheese factory?
All that was left was de brie. - BREAKING NEWS!! Cheese Factory e**...... De-Brie is everywhere!
- Did you hear about the cheese factory e**... in France? There was de-brie everywhere
- There was an e**... at a French cheese store Everywhere you looked, there was a lot of de brie.
- Did you hear about the e**... at a cheese factory in France? There's nothing left but de Brie
- Did you hear about the e**... at the French cheese factory? Da brie was everywhere
- There's been an e**... at the cheese factory. There is nothing left but de Brie
- There was an e**... at a cheese factory in France. De-brie everywhere.
Nuclear Explosion Jokes
Here is a list of funny nuclear explosion jokes and even better nuclear explosion puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Two nuclear explosions occur next to each other. "You're way too close to me" says nuke #1. "I'm Feynman" says the other.
- Why do Japanese people squint? Nuclear explosions are bright
- Did you hear there was a nuclear e**... in space this morning?! Most people call it the sun.
Note: My dad pulled this on me this morning. My friend hit me when I told them. - Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear e**....
Heartwarming Explosion Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about explosion you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean explosive jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make explosion pranks.
Where did little Annie go during the e**...?
Everywhere.
So george bush is in his office...
His adviser comes in tells him, "Mr. President I'm afraid I have some bad news. There was an e**... at our embassy in South America, two Americans were killed as well as three Brazilian citizens."
Bush looks at him and says, "Oh my God... How many is a brazilian?"
I walked into a store today...
...and they were selling explosives disguised as prayer mats. I wasn't one to judge them; after all, they'd said prophets were going through the roof.
Did you hear about the e**... at the cheese shop in France?
The area was covered in De Brie...
Maths Question (Muslim version)
Question 1) If Mohammad has 3 apples and gives one to Hassan and one to Ahmed, what is the radius of the e**...?
Explosive Opportunity
A British engineer started his own business in Afghanistan.
He's making landmines that look like prayer mats. He says that prophets are going through the roof.
Why do t**... use Nokia phones?
so they can reuse the phone after the e**...
There was a massive e**... at a French cheese factory this morning...
All that remains is de brie.
Which E.D. is worst, Erectile Dysfunction or Explosive Diarrhea?
The man blushed and answered in almost a whisper: erectile dysfunction..
The embarassed woman also said: erectile dysfunction.
The butch lesbian hesitantly replied: erectile dysfunction.
The gay guy without hesitation answered: depends if you're top or bottom.
Pakistani math problem.
Ahmed has 3 lunch boxes.
He gives one to Mohammed and another to Hassan. Calculate the radius of the e**....
Oldest YOUR MOM Joke
CHIRON: Thou hast undone our mother.
AARON: Villain, I have done thy mother.
an e**... soundeth! Chiron hast been cooked on a spit!
From Shakespeare's "Taming of the Shrew.
What's the best part about dating a Muslim
The s**... is explosive
Isis have just started making explosive prayer mats
In their first quarterly report they said that prophets were going through the roof.
Their was an e**... at the cheese factory
No one was hurt, but debris was everywhere..
Patrick's School
Mother: "How was school today Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was great mom! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Wow, they do really fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"
Where did Mary go after the e**...?
Everywhere
Bad luck today, I have a bout of food poisioning AND I dropped my Galaxy Note 7 in the toilet by mistake :(
Talk about explosive diarrhea.
I lose my White friends in the snow, I lose my Black friends at night, I lose my asian friends in the sand, where do I lose my Arab friends?
In an e**....
Former intelligence agent: "I have potentially explosive information on Trump's relationship with Russia."
Buzzfeed journalist: "Ok please go on."
Former intelligence agent: "I have information that a number of years ago, Donald Trump visits Russia."
Buzzfeed journalist: "Oh really? So then, what happens next?"
Former intelligence agent: "What happens next will shock you."
Where did little Suzzie go after the e**...?
Everywhere.
Big e**... at the cheese factory earlier....
There was de brie everywhere.
How many terrorists does it take to paint a house?
It depends on the force of the explosives.
My friend died from an e**... after lighting his f**... on fire.
But I know he's at peace because the last thing he saw was a light at the end of his tunnel.
I lost my white friend in the snow, I lost my black friend in the dark, I lost my Asian friend in the sand,
I lost my Muslim friend in an e**....
A t**... had two cases at home...
he stuffed one of them with explosives and headed to the metro. Once inside a wagon he waited until the doors were closed and shouted "Infidels!! now you will die!". Fortunately, that was not the case.
Where did John go after the e**... in his house?
Everywhere.
Little Ahmed comes home from school.
His mother asks him:
"So what did you do in school today?"
"We were experimenting with explosives in chemistry class." replies Ahmed.
"What are you going to do in school tomorrow?"
"What school?"
I started a fried chicken joint. In order to be halal, the chickens must be killed in the traditional Islamic manner:
It's pretty hard getting the little explosive-filled vests on them, though.
Did you hear about the e**... in the care home for deaf people?
Neither did they.
Mike joins a new school.
After school is over he returns home to his mother.
Mom: So Mike, how was your day today?
Mike: It was great! We learned about explosive materials in our lab today.
Mom: That sounds interesting, so what will you learn in school tomorrow?
Mike: What school?
A t**... struck a local farm, setting off explosives inside the farmer's prized steer, blowing it to smithereens, but apparently committing no other mischief. The crime scene investigator had these words at the press conference...
"Abominable. Simply abominable."
Mum: How was school today, Johnny?
Johnny: It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!
Mum: Ooh, they do so much fun stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?
Johnny: What school?
Did you hear about the e**... in a garment factory
Apparently there were over a hundred casual tees
Where did sally go in the e**...?
Everywhere.
An e**... happened at a clothes store.
There were many casual tees.
A t**... is teaching a class
He carefully puts on a jacket loaded with explosives and, turning to his pupils, says:
"Now watch carefully, because I'm only going to do this once!"
A dinosaur, a spider, and a cowboy walk into a bar
All three sit at the bar and begin drinking heavily, clearly distressed. The bartender asks them what their troubles are.
The Cowboy takes a shot, then says "my horse got loose, ran into traffic, and got hit by a semi truck carrying gasoline. Cause a whole big e**... and blew my poor horse to bits." The spider nods sympathetically. "I just lost my husband in that same fire. The driver found him, freaked out, and crashed trying to squash my dear hubby."
The bartender is in shock, but finally asks the dinosaur his story.
The dinosaur sniffed, took a sip from his straw, and said "My whole family was on that truck"
my aunt ruth died in a horrible e**...
they couldn't even find any body parts to put in the casket
the f**... was ruthless.
In the middle of a war...
A group of soldiers are making their way through thick grass when an e**... goes off.
One of the soldiers shouts Be careful it's an armed bush
BREAKING NEWS: There was an e**... at the local cheese factory!
Da Brie is everywhere.
Bragging Doctors
Doc 1 bragged, "I had a patient once who blew out his ACL & MCL. I reconstructed his knee, and 2 years later he completed the Boston marathon."
Doc 2 replied, "That's nothing! I had a patient who was in a head-on collision with a truck. I reconstructed virtually all of his joints and more, and later he won an Olympic gold medal in the decathlon."
Doc 3 chucked condescendingly. "Child's play. I had a patient who was in a horrible e**.... He was blown to bits. All they found was a huge, gaping a**.... I put a suit and tie on it, and now he's the owner and general manager of the Dallas Cowboys!"
A Redditor accidentally trips and sets off an e**... in a precious metal mine. What's the first thing they say?
Holy c**... this blew up!
Uhhh thanks for the gold stranger!
I had an episode of explosive diarrhea during a heist at the bank
s**... went down real fast
Did you guys hear about the cheese shop e**... in France?
Da bries went *everywhere*
Did you know...
An AGM guided missile has an e**... big enough to wreck several decks on a warship?
Anyways, I got dishonorably discharged from the navy
What is the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a p**... with explosive diarrhea?
One of them shucks between fits.
Somewhere over Belarus a pilot just had a radio call
Pilot to crew: We are requested to land immediately.
Please prepare the cabin.
Crew: Why, what is happening?
Pilot: Threat of an explosive.
Cew: What? What explosive?!
Pilot: The one they will fire at us if we don't.
A gigantic gas e**... in a coal mine in the next town killed thirty workers and hospitalised two hundred. But I refused to give to the support charity.
After all, it was only *miner* injuries.
There's been an e**... at the paint factory where my brother works.
He's missing, presumed red.
A man is falling out of a plane.
A man is falling out of a plane, intending to go parachuting. He pulls the ripcord, and it breaks.
Okay, he thinks. That's why there's a backup. He pulls the backup ripcord, and... It breaks.
At this point, he's thoroughly worried. But then, he sees a guy flying up right at him, as though propelled by an e**....
"HEY!" He shouts. "DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PARACHUTES?"
"NO!" Replies the propelled man. "DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PROPANE GRILLS?"
When you say p**... your mouth makes the same shape as your b**... when you p**...
The same is true with explosive diarrhea
