The Best 87 Explorer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Explorer jokes. There are some explorer voyager jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these explorer probe puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Explorer Jokes and Puns

How Canada was named

In the year 1534, there were 3 explorers who discovered a great piece of land. They had no idea what to name it. So they each decided to pick a letter out of a hat, and go from there.

The first explorer picked the letter C.

"C, eh?" He said

The second picked the letter N.

"N, eh?" He said.

Finally, the third explorer went. He picked D

"D, eh?" He said

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Yo mama so fat chain lightning hit her twice.
Yo mama so fat, when she logged in for first time she got the World Explorer achievement.
Yo mama so fat, she caused the Cataclysm by running to a buffet sale.
Yo mama so fat, she's immune to Death Knight's Death Grip.
Yo mama's so fat, it takes a 10 man raid of warlocks to summon her.

In a far away land over the seas, there lives a tribe of 2 foot tall pygmies who live in 3 foot tall grass...

... called the Fug-ow-ees. They were named by an explorer who stumbled upon them one day in his travels and heard them say something along the lines of "we're the Fug-ow-ee."

Why does internet explorer ask so many questions?

Because it's insecure. It has trust issues.

jokes about explorer

don't be a pig

two cannibals split a unlucky explorer. They agree, you start on one leg and me on the other, ok, one says to the other, how you doing over there? Oh i'm having a ball he says, well slow down then

A Viking explorer came home to find that his name was missing from the town register.

His family complained to the town officials, one of whom said, "I'm so sorry! I must have taken Leif off my census."

So this atheist explorer is in trouble...

...with a tribe of savage cannibals. He's cornered with no possible way out when he exclaims in his desperation 'God, I'm screwed!'

Suddenly the clouds part and a booming voice says 'No son, you are not. Take that rock near your right foot and throw it at that old cannibal with the large headdress!'

The explorer obeys, and the chief of the tribe lies dead on the ground.

The voice says 'NOW you're screwed!'

Explorer joke, So this atheist explorer is in trouble...

Happy Thanksgiving Guys!

I hope Internet Explorer sends this in time.

Did you hear Dora the Explorer is having trouble with her Tinder account?

Swiper no swiping

Internet Explorer

Chrome and Firefox are popular web browsers.
Internet Explorer is the most popular web browser to install Chrome or Firefox with.

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora

I'll see myself out.

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What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut.

PS: I realize it's a double negative.

I'm so out of shape

Internet Explorer could probably run faster than me

What do you call Dora the Explorer when she is being cute?

Adorable.

Internet Explorer is actually my favorite browser..

To download other browsers with

Abraham Lincoln, 1863

-Morgan Freeman

I saw the last perfume made by Internet Explorer .

I was fascinated by the slogan : " use it today, smell it tomorrow"

Explorer joke, I saw the last perfume made by Internet Explorer .

The story of how Canada got its name.

In the year 1534 there were 3 explorers who discovered a great piece of land. They had no idea what to name it. So they each decided to pick a letter and go from there. The first explorer said "C" eh, the second said "N" eh, and the last said "D" eh. That's how the great Canada was named

I'm using Internet Explorer to post this, so it might be a bit delayed...

But there's a plane heading towards the twin towers right now.

I exclusively use internet explorer

to download Google chrome.

Testing new mobile phone

Hello, i don't know if anyone is going to read this because i am using the internet explorer. But still i wanna wish you a good start in the new year 2010.

What's the difference between a Malaysia Airline flight and Internet Explorer?

None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash.

Merry christmas and happy new year!

- Internet explorer

Internet Explorer is the best browser...

to download another browser.

Internet Explorer. The number one browser.....

For downloading other browsers.

Happy Fourth of July Guys!

I hope Internet Explorer sends this in time.

Trip to Norway

I took a cruise to Norway and brought along my SUV to explore the country for a few weeks. While unloading my vehicle from the ship, the cable broke, dumping the car into the water. Now I have a Fjord Explorer.

Explorer joke, Trip to Norway

Hello everyone. I'm using Internet explorer so I hope this gets out in time.

Happy New Year 2006

Internet Explorer is so slow

If this video takes any longer, the girl in it will be a legal age

I took 8 courses of spanish...

...but then they cancelled Dora the Explorer

Did you know Dora the Explorer has a muslim cousin? Her name is Doda

...the Exploder

Internet explorer...

The best browser for downloading a new browser

How to hide your important files from people without making Hidden folders

1. Go to your Desktop and make a new folder named Internet Explorer
2. Change the folder's icon to Internet Explorer
3. Keep it in your favorite corner of the desktop

Now, no one will open internet explorer!

Hope this all gets to you in time, using Internet Explorer!

Happy New Year 2007!

Happy New Year 2016!

Have I mentioned Internet Explorer is a great browser?

Happy New Years 2013!

Hey guys I'm sending this through Internet Explorer, hope you guys had a great 2012!

Happy new year!!

Sorry I use internet explorer.

Browser joke

What do we want?
Chrome/Firefox: Faster internet!
When do we want it?
Internet explorer: Faster internet!

Happy new year!

-sent from internet explorer

"Name a famous explorer that has been forgotten", asked my son

"Internet explorer.", I replied.

A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official, who apologized profusely, saying…..

"I must have taken Leif off my census."

Dora the Explorer has a little Muslim friend...

Doda the Exploder

We can learn so much from Internet explorer.

Even if it's clicked on by accident still it never fails to aspire to be the default browser.

College Professors are like Dora The Explorer

They ask a question, stares at the class for a few seconds, and then gives the answer.

What do Dora the Explorer and Internet Explorer have in common?

They both take 20 minutes to perform a simple task.

Internet explorer is the best web browser

For when you need to download Chrome and Firefox.

Two explorers are exploring the Arctic

After some walking, they come across an igloo.

The first explorer turns to his colleague and says, An ice house!

The second replies, A nice house, indeed!

I recently bought the cutest little soup holding device with a certain Mexican explorer on it.

It was a Dora bowl.

What is the most commonly searched term on Internet Explorer?

Google Chrome.

Swiper is unable to steal from Dora The Explorer today, as he has a cold.

"Sniper nose wiping."

The Interview

Interviewer : we need people with lots of patience.
Applicant : Sir, I use internet explorer, with a 2g connection.

I'm using Internet Explorer so I hope this'll get posted quickly.

I hope you'll have a wonderful year of 2011!

I'm sending this through internet explorer on Australian Fibre To The Node

Happy New Year 2011!

Do you think I should get on bitcoin now ? It's at 0.5$.

Sent via Internet Explorer.

what batteries does dora the explorer use?

doracell.

What do you call a guy who goes around looking through windows?

windows explorer

When life give you Explorer

Make it Dora not Internet.

Did you hear about the French explorer who crashed his aircraft into a Canadian lake?

He drank too much Champlain.

Happy New Year!

From all of us here at the Internet Explorer team...

Welcome to 2016!

What is Internet Explorer useful for?

To install Google Chrome.

If Dora the Explorer were pansexual...

Would that make her Pandora?

(It's a kids show... Let refrain from box jokes in the comments.)

Internet Explorer, Google Chrome and Safari walk into a bar. Google Chrome asks for a stiff drink. Safari asks for a heavy drink...

Internet Explorer asks for a frozen drink.

What do you call a jewish archaeologist?

Torah the explorer.

How come everyone's forgotten about internet explorer?

Because chrome takes up your memory.

Why is Internet Explorer so slow?

Because it's chromatose.

An explorer walked into a clearing and was surprised to see a pygmy standing beside a huge dead elephant. "Did you kill that?" he asked. The pygmy answered: "Yes".

"That's amazing!!," said the explorer. "How big's your club?!?"

The pygmy replied: "Oh, There's about 150 of us."

Two explorers were delving into the forest when one of them spot a group of native indigenous people.

- let's go talk to them!
- First, we have to check if they're friends or foes?
- Of course, they're friends! They came together.

I'm not brave enough to go on a real Safari, so I decided to be an Internet Explorer instead.

Sadly even that was too Edge-y for me!

It's 2020 and I've just been fired from my job at internet explorer.

The 2008 crash hit us bad.

What kind of pants does a cave explorer wear?

Stalac-tights

What do you call a lazy space explorer?

A procrastronaut

An Antarctic explorer has a sore ass from sitting on the ice all day.

Since there's currently no doctor on base, he phones his doctor 5,000km away in Melbourne. The doctor says it's probably just piles, but since I can't examine you, you'd better send a photo just in case it's something more serious.

Worried, the explorer blurts out how the hell do I take a photo of piles on my own butt in the middle of Antarctica?!?

The doctor replies I'd suggest a polarrhoid camera.

I finally switched from Internet Explorer to Chrome!

Just kidding, happy April fools day!

there's really only one reason India is just now experiencing Covid-19

they run on Internet explorer.

Just got vaccinated!

Nothing special really, but you do get tired and just want to go home and browse Internet Explorer or Edge.

I never understood why people hate Internet Explorer and Microsoft Edge so much

I am always able to flawlessly download the Firefox Installer using them.

Two German explorers

Two German explorers were making their way east across New York when they came to a wide river.

Karl: How vill vee get across dee large body of vater?

The other explorer sees a large, steel object north of them.

Heinrich: Look der es und structure dat vee can use to cross

Karl and Heinrich make their way across and into the land know as upstate New York. Karl gets to the other side but notices that his companion is still behind. Karl also notices that he is continuously poking his finger on the object they just crossed.

Karl: Heinrich, vat are you doing?

Heinrich: I'm Tappan Zee Bridge

Though they couldn't be more different, explorers and couch potatoes have one thing in common.

They're both looking for the remote.

A cannibal was walking through the jungle

and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry,he sat down and looked over the menu.


*Grilled Tourist: $5.00


*Broiled Missionary: $10.00


*Fried Explorer: $15.00


*Baked Politician: $100.00


The cannibal called the waiter over and


asked, "Why such a high price for


politicians?" The cook replied, "Have you


ever tried to clean one? They are so full of


shit that it takes all day!"

A cannibal attends a restaurant ran by another cannibal

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and browsed the menu:

\*Grilled Tourist $5.00

\*Broiled Missionary $10.00

\*Fried Explorer $15.00

\*Diced Marine $20.00

\*Baked Politician $1000.00

The cannibal called a waiter over and asked, "Why such a high price for politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit that it takes all day!"

What do you call a gay explorer?

A conqueerstador!

What did the explorer say when he spotted Antarctica?

I see land.

Two explorers take a flight to one of the yet unexplored parts of the South American rainforests.

They enter the thicket but quickly get lost. After walking for many hours, without food at water, they finally spot a native inhabitant of one of the forests tribes. They quickly shout and make wild gestures until he notices them. After they slowly approach him, one of the explorers asks: You native man, have you see big godly silver hawk? For a few seconds, the native looks at them confused and then says: Not quite, ..but earlier this morning I saw a Boeing 737 at the aerodrome.

Look! Magic!

One day, an explorer was captured by native warriors and taken to their chieftain, a gigantic man with teeth filed to dagger-like points. Desperately, the explorer tried to think of a way to save him self. He pulled out his cigarette lighter, held it in front of the chief's face and lit it, exclaiming, "Look! Magic!"

The chief's eyes were huge in astonishment. "It certainly must be magic," he said. "I have never seen a lighter light on the first try!"

What do Dora The Explorer and Jack The Ripper have incommon

Same middle name

It was a chilly day of spring when I answered the door to a child holding a plastic pumpkin by the handle.

"Trick or treat!"

"A little late on that one you reckon? Halloween was months ago"

"It was? Sorry, I'm Internet Explorer"

A good Internet Explorer joke. [Long]

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Nurse: You've been in a coma since 1995

Great! My Internet Explorer page should have loaded.

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