Explorer Jokes
122 explorer jokes and hilarious explorer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about explorer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover funny jokes about the popular explorer, Dora, the Ford Explorer, Internet Explorer, and more exploring-themed puns. Learn why exploring and discovery is so funny from tribal chiefs and adventurers alike. Get ready to laugh at these explorer jokes!
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Funniest Explorer Short Jokes
Short explorer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The explorer humour may include short rover jokes also.
- What's a gay man's favorite planet? Earth, most likely. Unless he's personally interested in space exploration, in which case he might say Mars.
- I just turned on nickelodeon and saw bob the builder building a wall... ... to keep dora from exploring.
- News has just come in that The mars Rover has discovered a member of the feline species while exploring. Unfortunately, Curiosity killed the cat.
- "Name a famous explorer that has been forgotten", asked my son "Internet explorer.", I replied.
- HTML or HTML5? Guy 1 - 'How can you tell the difference between HTML and HTML5?'
Guy 2 - 'Open it in Internet Explorer'
Guy 1 - 'Ok'
Guy 2 - 'Did it work?'
Guy 1 - 'No'
Guy 2 - 'It's HTML5' - I'm using Internet Explorer to post this, so it might be a bit delayed... But there's a plane heading towards the twin towers right now.
- What do Dora the Explorer and Internet Explorer have in common? They both take 20 minutes to perform a simple task.
- Nurse: You've been in a coma since 1995 Great! My Internet Explorer page should have loaded.
- Happy New Years 2013! Hey guys I'm sending this through Internet Explorer, hope you guys had a great 2012!
- Two explorers are exploring the Arctic After some walking, they come across an igloo.
The first explorer turns to his colleague and says, An ice house!
The second replies, A nice house, indeed!
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Explorer One Liners
Which explorer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with explorer? I can suggest the ones about navigator and traveler.
- What do Dora The Explorer and Jack The Ripper have incommon Same middle name
- Happy thanksgiving Guys! I hope Internet Explorer sends this in time.
- What is the most commonly searched term on Internet Explorer? Google Chrome.
- What is a Viking's favorite car? …….a Fjord Explorer.
- A good Internet Explorer joke. [Long] Loading...
- What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit? FeDora
I'll see myself out. - What is the proper way to explore Italy? You Rome.
- I'm so out of shape Internet Explorer could probably run faster than me
- What do Sigmund Freud and Bill Cosby have in common? They both explored the unconscious.
- Happy new year! -sent from internet explorer
- What do you call a lazy space explorer? A procrastronaut
- I finally switched from Internet Explorer to Chrome! Just kidding, happy April fools day!
- Did you know Dora the Explorer has a muslim cousin? Her name is Doda ...the Exploder
- I took 8 courses of spanish... ...but then they cancelled Dora the Explorer
- What could Dora the Explorer's kids be called? Doritos
Internet Explorer Jokes
Here is a list of funny internet explorer jokes and even better internet explorer puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I'm not brave enough to go on a real safari, so I decided to be an Internet Explorer instead. Sadly even that was too Edge-y for me!
- Hello everyone. I'm using Internet explorer so I hope this gets out in time. Happy New Year 2006
- How come everyone's forgotten about internet explorer? Because chrome takes up your memory.
- I never understood why people hate Internet Explorer and Microsoft Edge so much I am always able to flawlessly download the Firefox Installer using them.
- NASCAR used to have an Internet Explorer car But it kept crashing.
- I exclusively use internet explorer to download Google chrome.
- Do you think I should get on bitcoin now ? It's at 0.5$. Sent via Internet Explorer.
- Internet explorer is the best web browser For when you need to download Chrome and Firefox.
- Just got vaccinated! Nothing special really, but you do get tired and just want to go home and browse Internet Explorer or Edge.
- Internet Explorer. The number one browser..... For downloading other browsers.
Dora The Explorer Jokes
Here is a list of funny dora the explorer jokes and even better dora the explorer puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- College Professors are like Dora The Explorer They ask a question, stares at the class for a few seconds, and then gives the answer.
- What's the first place Dora explored? The mexican border.
- what batteries does dora the explorer use? doracell.
- Did you hear Dora the Explorer is having trouble with her Tinder account? Swiper no swiping
- Dora the Explorer has a little Muslim friend... Doda the Exploder
- Everything is so political nowadays I turned on nickelodeon to see Bob the builder building a wall so Dora couldn't explore.
- If Dora the Explorer were pansexual... Would that make her Pandora?
(It's a kids show... Let refrain from box jokes in the comments.) - I recently bought the cutest little soup holding device with a certain Mexican explorer on it. It was a Dora bowl.
- What do you call Dora the Explorer when she is being cute? Adorable.
- When life give you Explorer Make it Dora not Internet.
Ford Explorer Jokes
Here is a list of funny ford explorer jokes and even better ford explorer puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I let my Ford Explorer produce beats for Waka Flocka Flame. Now it's a Ford Flex.
Comical Explorer Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about explorer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean expedition jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make explorer pranks.
My cave exploring guide asked me if I'd ever repelled before.
I told him that I've been repelling people for years.
The Drums Must Not Stop
A man was exploring the African jungle and came upon a tribe of natives, their presence underscored by the distinctive and monotonous beating of drums. The man spoke with the tribe and they allowed him to stay with them and sleep on their grounds.
The first night, the man didn't sleep a wink due to the ongoing drumming so he spoke to the chief. "Chief, I got no sleep last night. Could you maybe stop the drumming for a night so I could rest?"
The chief replied, "The drums must not stop."
The man figured it was their culture and focused on enjoying the day, studying and spending time with the tribe.
That night, the drums again kept the man awake for the whole night and in the morning he spoke with the chief.
"Chief, please! I need some sleep; couldn't the drums cease for just one night for my health?"
The chief replied, "The drums must not stop."
The man, exacerbated, let the issue drop and tried to focus on the day at hand, but could not focus due to lack of sleep and the incessant pounding of the drums.
That night, the beating of the drums left the man sleepless yet again in the morning he angrily approached the chief.
"Chief, I've just about had it. The drums must stop; it is impossible to get any rest with them!"
The chief replied, "The drums must not stop."
"Why! Why can the drums not stop? What happens when the drums stop?!"
The chief replied, "Bass solo."
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Blonde genies
A guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.
Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.
The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion, surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house.
Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet. He looks down and notices the floor is covered in $100 bills.
Next, there's a knock at the door, so he answers it.
Standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux k**... outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a sturdy limb, and hang him by the neck until he's dead.
As the k**... are walking away, they remove their hoods.
It's the two blonde genies!
One blonde genie says to the other, "I can understand the first wish--having all those beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to.
I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire.
But, why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me!"
In a far away land over the seas, there lives a tribe of 2 foot tall pygmies who live in 3 foot tall grass...
... called the Fug-ow-ees. They were named by an explorer who stumbled upon them one day in his travels and heard them say something along the lines of "we're the Fug-ow-ee."
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Why does internet explorer ask so many questions?
Because it's insecure. It has trust issues.
The President meets with 50 top recruits from each branch of the armed forces...
And says "Welcome! I want to give you all an opportunity to explore the capital of our great nation before we begin the tour of the White House. We'll meet here at 4:00...
For those of you in the Army, that'll be at sixteen hundred hours,
For those of you in the Navy, that'll be at eight bells,
And for those of you in the Marines, the little hand will be on the four and the big hand will be on the twelve."
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So this atheist explorer is in trouble...
...with a tribe of savage cannibals. He's cornered with no possible way out when he exclaims in his desperation 'God, I'm s**...!'
Suddenly the clouds part and a booming voice says 'No son, you are not. Take that rock near your right foot and throw it at that old cannibal with the large headdress!'
The explorer obeys, and the chief of the tribe lies dead on the ground.
The voice says 'NOW you're s**...!'
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Women are alot like continents.
At various times in her life, a woman is like the continents of the world. From 13 to 18, she's like Africa- v**... territory. From 18 to 30, she's like Asia- hot and exotic. From 30 to 45, she's like America- fully explored and free with her resources. From 45 to 55, she's like Europe- exhausted, but not without places of interest. From 55 onwards, she's like Australia- everybody knows it's down there, but nobody cares.
Internet Explorer is actually my favorite browser..
To download other browsers with
Abraham Lincoln, 1863
-Morgan Freeman
I saw the last perfume made by Internet Explorer .
I was fascinated by the slogan : " use it today, smell it tomorrow"
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Two jungle explorers got captured by cannibals...
Now they find themselves in a giant cauldron full of water over an open fire. The water is getting warmer and warmer and both of them realize they're done for. So they're sitting there not sure what to do when one of them lets out a chuckle. "how could you laugh at a time like this?" says the other one, "we're both about to die!".
"I know...but I just peed in their soup."
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My fiancé said the funniest thing out of context today.
Lewis and Clark were so starved on their exploration, Sacajawea had a hard time understanding why they didn't eat s**....
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Born Too Late To Explore The Earth,
Born too early to explore the galaxy,
Born at just the right time to have s**... with virtual reality anime chicks.
Merry christmas and happy new year!
- Internet explorer
Trip to Norway
I took a cruise to Norway and brought along my SUV to explore the country for a few weeks. While unloading my vehicle from the ship, the cable broke, dumping the car into the water. Now I have a Fjord Explorer.
How to hide your important files from people without making Hidden folders
1. Go to your Desktop and make a new folder named Internet Explorer
2. Change the folder's icon to Internet Explorer
3. Keep it in your favorite corner of the desktop
Now, no one will open internet explorer!
Febreeze
Two men were urban exploring in the ruins of Detroit on a windy day. As they walked past the old factories, one man smelled a strange smell.
He said to his friend, "This smells like rusting iron.".
His friend replies, "I agree, it smells like FeBREEZE."
Tommy comes back off his holiday with his mum and his step dad and the teacher asks him...
"Hello Tommy, did you enjoy your holiday?"
"I did Teacher"
"And did your stepdad take you out, show you things, go exploring?"
"Yes he did teacher, he took me out rowing 1/2 a mile into the lake every day, and then I'd swim back."
"Oh, well, um, it's an awful long way to swim isn't, 1/2 a mile?"
"Oh no teacher, no, it was easy once I'd got out of the bag!"
Playing doctor
Susie and Johnny were playing doctor, when Susie suddenly started crying and ran to her mother.
Later the Susie's mother confronted the Johnny's mother. "My Susie said that your Johnny was playing doctor with her!".
Johnny's mother responded calmly, "that's OK, kids are always exploring. I wouldn't worry about it."
Susie's mom screamed out, "but he took out her appendix!"
A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official, who apologized profusely, saying…..
"I must have taken Leif off my census."
How did Staten Island get its name?
A group of explorers discovered it and the near-sighted one asked,
*"Is that an island?"*
and the rest of them agreed that it was a good name for it.
A group of deep-sea explorers died after 100 hours of overworking.
The pressure was too much.
I only started space exploration this week and already I've colonized Venus and Mars
V:e:n:u:s:a:n:d:M:a:r:s
What do you call a guy who goes around looking through windows?
windows explorer
Did you hear about the French explorer who crashed his aircraft into a Canadian lake?
He drank too much Champlain.
An American couple travelling through Canada get lost while exploring farm country.
They see a farmer on the side of the road, so the husband pulls up.
"I'll go see where we are," he says as he gets out.
He approaches the farmer.
"Say there, can you tell me where we are?" he says.
"Saskatoon, Saskatchewan," the farmer says.
The man gets back in the car.
"Well, where are we?" the wife asks.
"I don't know," the man says. "He doesn't speak English."
Two cycling girls decide to explore the old town...
"I never came this way before!"
"Me neither, must be the cobblestones."
Don and his friend Eva we're exploring caves in the town of Level for our palindrome school project
Eva said there were many things they could not do in caves. Don asked her a question using his knowledge from palindrome school. Don said, Eva can I stab bats in a cave . She said no don . Don then said, Eva can I pose as aesop in a cave . She again said, no don .
My son and I were exploring the forest yesterday
As we were walking among the trees he asked "Dad what's this green thing on the bottom of the tree? Is it moss?"
It was the time to do what needed to be done as a dad, "Moss likely".
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It's 2020 and I've just been fired from my job at internet explorer.
The 2008 c**... hit us bad.
What kind of pants does a cave explorer wear?
Stalac-tights
During this lockdown I have explored a not so common hobby. It's called 'Changing people's lives'...
Mostly ruining. But it's a change for them.
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An Antarctic explorer has a sore a**... from sitting on the ice all day.
Since there's currently no doctor on base, he phones his doctor 5,000km away in Melbourne. The doctor says it's probably just piles, but since I can't examine you, you'd better send a photo just in case it's something more serious.
Worried, the explorer blurts out how the h**... do I take a photo of piles on my own b**... in the middle of Antarctica?!?
The doctor replies I'd suggest a polarrhoid camera.
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there's really only one reason India is just now experiencing Covid-19
they run on Internet explorer.
Two German explorers
Two German explorers were making their way east across New York when they came to a wide river.
Karl: How vill vee get across dee large body of vater?
The other explorer sees a large, steel object north of them.
Heinrich: Look der es und structure dat vee can use to cross
Karl and Heinrich make their way across and into the land know as upstate New York. Karl gets to the other side but notices that his companion is still behind. Karl also notices that he is continuously poking his finger on the object they just crossed.
Karl: Heinrich, vat are you doing?
Heinrich: I'm Tappan Zee Bridge
Though they couldn't be more different, explorers and couch potatoes have one thing in common.
They're both looking for the remote.
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A cannibal was walking through the jungle
and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry,he sat down and looked over the menu.
*Grilled Tourist: $5.00
*Broiled m**...: $10.00
*Fried Explorer: $15.00
*Baked Politician: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and
asked, "Why such a high price for
politicians?" The cook replied, "Have you
ever tried to clean one? They are so full of
s**... that it takes all day!"
What did the explorer say when he spotted Antarctica?
I see land.
Two explorers take a flight to one of the yet unexplored parts of the South American rainforests.
They enter the thicket but quickly get lost. After walking for many hours, without food at water, they finally spot a native inhabitant of one of the forests tribes. They quickly shout and make wild gestures until he notices them. After they slowly approach him, one of the explorers asks: You native man, have you see big godly silver hawk? For a few seconds, the native looks at them confused and then says: Not quite, ..but earlier this morning I saw a Boeing 737 at the aerodrome.
Look! Magic!
One day, an explorer was captured by native warriors and taken to their chieftain, a gigantic man with teeth filed to dagger-like points. Desperately, the explorer tried to think of a way to save him self. He pulled out his cigarette lighter, held it in front of the chief's face and lit it, exclaiming, "Look! Magic!"
The chief's eyes were huge in astonishment. "It certainly must be magic," he said. "I have never seen a lighter light on the first try!"
If Spanish explorers had cheese dip
Do you think thy would be called the Con Quesodores?
It was a chilly day of spring when I answered the door to a child holding a plastic pumpkin by the handle.
"Trick or treat!"
"A little late on that one you reckon? Halloween was months ago"
"It was? Sorry, I'm Internet Explorer"
My friend was wondering if he should explore his kinks about masochism and boxing
I said knock yourself out.
