Explore Jokes
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Funniest Explore Short Jokes
Short explore jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The explore humour may include short investigate jokes also.
- What's a gay man's favorite planet? Earth, most likely. Unless he's personally interested in space exploration, in which case he might say Mars.
- I just turned on nickelodeon and saw bob the builder building a wall... ... to keep dora from exploring.
- News has just come in that The mars Rover has discovered a member of the feline species while exploring. Unfortunately, Curiosity killed the cat.
- "Name a famous explorer that has been forgotten", asked my son "Internet explorer.", I replied.
- HTML or HTML5? Guy 1 - 'How can you tell the difference between HTML and HTML5?'
Guy 2 - 'Open it in Internet Explorer'
Guy 1 - 'Ok'
Guy 2 - 'Did it work?'
Guy 1 - 'No'
Guy 2 - 'It's HTML5' - I'm using Internet Explorer to post this, so it might be a bit delayed... But there's a plane heading towards the twin towers right now.
- What do Dora the Explorer and Internet Explorer have in common? They both take 20 minutes to perform a simple task.
- Nurse: You've been in a coma since 1995 Great! My Internet Explorer page should have loaded.
- Happy New Years 2013! Hey guys I'm sending this through Internet Explorer, hope you guys had a great 2012!
- Two explorers are exploring the Arctic After some walking, they come across an igloo.
The first explorer turns to his colleague and says, An ice house!
The second replies, A nice house, indeed!
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Explore One Liners
Which explore one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with explore? I can suggest the ones about examine and venture.
- What do Dora The Explorer and Jack The Ripper have incommon Same middle name
- Happy thanksgiving Guys! I hope Internet Explorer sends this in time.
- What is the most commonly searched term on Internet Explorer? Google Chrome.
- What is a Viking's favorite car? …….a Fjord Explorer.
- A good Internet Explorer joke. [Long] Loading...
- What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit? FeDora
I'll see myself out. - What is the proper way to explore Italy? You Rome.
- I'm so out of shape Internet Explorer could probably run faster than me
- What do Sigmund Freud and Bill Cosby have in common? They both explored the unconscious.
- Happy new year! -sent from internet explorer
- What do you call a lazy space explorer? A procrastronaut
- I finally switched from Internet Explorer to Chrome! Just kidding, happy April fools day!
- Did you know Dora the Explorer has a muslim cousin? Her name is Doda ...the Exploder
- I took 8 courses of spanish... ...but then they cancelled Dora the Explorer
- What could Dora the Explorer's kids be called? Doritos
The Funniest Explore Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What funny jokes about explore you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean adventure jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make explore pranks.
My visit to Poland
I met a Polish friend of mine and told him I want to explore what Poland has to offer.
I asked about the beer culture.
We have lots of beers, ales, ciders, lagers, you name it!
Great, what would you recommend?
Anything Czech…
So instead we went out for lunch.
I want to eat something Polish!
We have dumplings, called pierogi, very popular and delicious…
Excellent, I would like to have those please.
No problem, would like Russian pierogi or Ukrainian ones?
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Blonde genies
A guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.
Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.
The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion, surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house.
Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet. He looks down and notices the floor is covered in $100 bills.
Next, there's a knock at the door, so he answers it.
Standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux k**... outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a sturdy limb, and hang him by the neck until he's dead.
As the k**... are walking away, they remove their hoods.
It's the two blonde genies!
One blonde genie says to the other, "I can understand the first wish--having all those beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to.
I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire.
But, why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me!"
The President meets with 50 top recruits from each branch of the armed forces...
And says "Welcome! I want to give you all an opportunity to explore the capital of our great nation before we begin the tour of the White House. We'll meet here at 4:00...
For those of you in the Army, that'll be at sixteen hundred hours,
For those of you in the Navy, that'll be at eight bells,
And for those of you in the Marines, the little hand will be on the four and the big hand will be on the twelve."
Two cycling girls decide to explore the old town...
"I never came this way before!"
"Me neither, must be the cobblestones."
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Born Too Late To Explore The Earth,
Born too early to explore the galaxy,
Born at just the right time to have s**... with virtual reality anime chicks.
What did the explorer say when he spotted Antarctica?
I see land.
Two explorers take a flight to one of the yet unexplored parts of the South American rainforests.
They enter the thicket but quickly get lost. After walking for many hours, without food at water, they finally spot a native inhabitant of one of the forests tribes. They quickly shout and make wild gestures until he notices them. After they slowly approach him, one of the explorers asks: You native man, have you see big godly silver hawk? For a few seconds, the native looks at them confused and then says: Not quite, ..but earlier this morning I saw a Boeing 737 at the aerodrome.
My friend was wondering if he should explore his kinks about masochism and boxing
I said knock yourself out.
Though they couldn't be more different, explorers and couch potatoes have one thing in common.
They're both looking for the remote.
Everything is so political nowadays
I turned on nickelodeon to see Bob the builder building a wall so Dora couldn't explore.
Trip to Norway
I took a cruise to Norway and brought along my SUV to explore the country for a few weeks. While unloading my vehicle from the ship, the cable broke, dumping the car into the water. Now I have a Fjord Explorer.
Two explorers were delving into the forest when one of them spot a group of native indigenous people.
- let's go talk to them!
- First, we have to check if they're friends or foes?
- Of course, they're friends! They came together.
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My girlfriend asked me if we could explore her denial k**... more.
I said no.
I've got the same ambitions as an astronaut...
I wanna be the first one to explore Uranus.
A while back, a friend of mine told me he was going to explore his sexuality.
When I asked him how it was going recently, he said he was "still working out the kinks".
What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?
Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut.
PS: I realize it's a double negative.
An explorer walked into a clearing and was surprised to see a pygmy standing beside a huge dead elephant. "Did you kill that?" he asked. The pygmy answered: "Yes".
"That's amazing!!," said the explorer. "How big's your club?!?"
The pygmy replied: "Oh, There's about 150 of us."
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"The goal of golf is to play less golf"
"Yes, but I get much more value for my money per s**..., and I get to explore parts of the golf course that were never meant to be explored."
What did one astronaut pinworm say to the other?
Let's explore Uranus.
Plane to explore right now
Have your girlfriend ask you which planet you long to explore right now and answer her Uranus.
We were born too late to explore the earth and born too early too explore the galaxy...
But we were born at the right time to explore grapes
A man wakes up after 12 years in coma
Patient- I can't wait to explore the world.Thank You ma'am for -
Nurse- did you just assume my gender?
Are you an explorer?
Cause I've got a hot moist cave for you to explore.
I knew a guy who liked to explore dormant volcanoes,
what an ash hole.
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The m**... Ghost
Today I decided to explore a haunted house. I found a ghost in the bedroom. It took one look at me and started m**.... While I was standing there trying to figure out why it would do that it came to me.
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Two explorers are surrounded by cannibals
The first explorer makes a run for it, but is quickly caught. The second calmly starts doing the old "trapped in a glass box" routine while his comrade watches on, bewildered. Visibly disgusted, the cannibals wave him away.
Just before they lead their captive off to the s**..., he asks the second explorer why they spared him. "A mime is a terrible thing to taste."
A married couple goes on safari....
A married couple goes on safari in Africa. Upon their arrival, they're greeted by a guide who shows them around as they explore the landscape and catch glimpses of the wildlife.
In the distance, however, there is a constant tribal drumming that continues day and night, without stop. It goes on for days and days until one morning it suddenly stops. The guide freezes and begins to sweat, nervously. Panicked, the couple asks,
"What's wrong? What's happening?"
"Drums stop--very bad."
The guide shifts, uncomfortably.
"Next comes bass solo."
Are you an astronaut?
Are you an astronaut? Cause all of a sudden I wanna explore Uranus.
"I wonder where that rocketship is going" To explore Uranus.
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ASTRONAUT b**...... CRATER
My unit would like to explore your crater.
Oddly lacking in colour
Dave and Mal are on a road trip. They stop at a hotel to spend the night, and can only afford one shared room. Dave goes off to explore the hotel while Mal goes to settle in. Dave then returns and enters the room. It is very barren, and the little amount of furniture it has is very strange looking, and oddly lacking in colour. Dave goes to unpack and tries to open the chest of drawers to put his clothes in - it's locked.
"Open the odd grey drawers, Mal."
"I'm afraid I can't do that Dave."
Driving in Scotland
(First post here, let me know if i need to fix anything please).
An American decides to visit Scotland. While there, he decides to rent a nice car to explore the country. Not long on the road he is pulled over by a police officer. The officer approached the vehicle and asks the American,
"I don't the way you were drivin' back there. Have you been drinkin' today?"
"No officer I haven't." To which the officer replies,
"Well, I guess ya wouldn't mind proving yurself with a breathlizer test, would ya?"
"If you will stop pestering me, than no, I wouldn't mind." The American blows and the machine reads a flat .00. "See? I told you I haven't been drinking. May I go now?" The officer was skeptical and retorted,
" The danm thing must be broken! Gimme that!" The officer blows and the machine immediately starts ringing. Registering a .38."Guess it's working, don't let me pull ya over again." To which the American promptly drives away. Only to get pulled over three miles later, by the same officer, for the fourth time that day.
