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Difference between capitalism and communism
Q: What's the difference between capitalism and communism?
A: Under capitalism, Man exploits Man. Under communism, it is exactly the opposite.
For hundreds of years they were forced to work for us across our nation, tirelessly and without monetary compensation. They were whipped, and tied to wooden posts. Even today, they are exploited for sports and entertainment.
Man, horses must really hate us.
What's the difference between Capitalism & Socialism?
With Capitalism, man exploits man.
And it's the opposite with Socialism.
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Hot, covered in cream, and purchased from a large multinational corporation with a history of exploitation
What's the difference between communism and capitalism?
In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.
Many years ago, there was a very lazy fencing duellist
In one of his most notable bouts, against the Marquis of Mod, his opponent noticed a very glaring pattern.
Upon exploiting this weakness and winning the duel, the Marquis approached the lazy duellist and questioned his methods-
"Why, may I ask, do you always seem to attack upon completing your parries?", he asked in a rather bemused fashion.
The lethargic duellist admitted, "It is because I know that riposting requires the least effort"
Some say cake is for special occasions
I say it is for exploiting the reddit community for upvotes!
Under capitalism man exploits man...
Under communism the reverse is true
Is there a difference between capitalism and communism?
Yes, in principle. With capitalism, man exploits man. But with communism, it is precisely the opposite.
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