Explanation Jokes
71 explanation jokes and hilarious explanation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about explanation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Explanation Short Jokes
Short explanation jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The explanation humour may include short excuse jokes also.
- When Batman is investigating a crime, the most likely explanation is that the Joker did it. That's Arkham's Razor.
- I took me forever to learn what Tl;dr meant. All the explanations were too long; so I didn't read them.
- Auto correct got me arrested while proclaiming my love to my crush. Apparently there is no explanation for saying "I wish you were nine."
- I saw someone wearing sunglasses indoors today and asked him why he does it. He gave a good explanation but I felt his viewpoint was too polarized for me.
- The boss to the employees: "You came two hours late to work, do you have an explanation for it?" "Yes, I become a mother."
"Congratulations, when's the baby due?"
"In 9 months." - My dad got me a PacMan shaped cake for my birthday. At least, that's his explanation for the shape.
- Did they find oil in Waschington, D.C.? There is no other explanation for such a presence of the U.S military
- TIL that Caligynephobia is the fear of beautiful women. So if a guy doesn't talk to you then he probably has Caligynephobia. It's the only explanation...
- So my science teacher began her astronomy unit with star formation She gave a stellar explanation.
- Mueller: Please tell me why you have so many suspicious Russian connections. Trump: I have a perfectly treasonable explanation!
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Explanation One Liners
Which explanation one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with explanation? I can suggest the ones about how to explain and explain.
- I'd like a liqueur that comes with a brief explanation. One Schnappsis, coming right up.
- What is a gamers explanation for first seeing the lightning and then hearing thunder Lag
- The Brexit Situation No explanation needed.
- TwoXChromosomes banned me without an explanation.. I guess I can't no Y now
- What is the scientific term for a gay couple? Potassium Bromide
(Explanation in comments) - What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show? A wok-through.
- Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
- Bradley C No explanation needed
- What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? u/ShittyJokeExplainBot's explanations.
- Kanye West at Glastonbury No explanation required
- "I've had plenty of girlfriends!" , Tom exclaimed.
- ELI5: How do suppositories work? I find my friend's explanation hard to s**....
- Why are explanations made by Italians so bad? They're too hand-wavy.
Howlingly Hilarious Explanation Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about explanation you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean description jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make explanation pranks.
Here is an explanation of the school homework policy for the average student.
Students should not spend more than ninety minutes per night.
This time should be budgeted in the following manner if the student desires to achieve moderate to good grades in his/her classes.
15 minutes looking for assignment.
11 minutes calling a friend for the assignment.
23 minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and just does not like children.
8 minutes in the bathroom.
10 minutes getting a snack.
7 minutes checking the TV Guide.
6 minutes telling parents that the teacher never explained the assignment.
10 minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or Dad to do the assignment.
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A Lalu brought a simple, spendthrift wife from a small town in Bihar.
He convinced her that they should go for Honeymoon.
The wife would not understand complex term as honeymoon and kept asking for explanation.
Lalu said, "Let me feel you my manhood in Honeymoon and you would know."
They went.
Had lots of fun and came back.
Wife back at home asked, "I still don’t understand what is this honeymoon that we went for."
The Husband said, "Oh, we were together, had so many hugs, kisses, varieties of s**..., jokes, fun all that is honeymoon."
The spendthrift wife got angry, "You should have told me that before. Back in town, Malu, Kalu, Suru and I were together all the times, and had this fun without spending a dime of my money."
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world.
The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
The referee
I refereed a women's football match yesterday. It was brilliant.
I booked two for muttering under their breath, one for the silent treatment and I sent one off without explanation and left her wondering what she'd done wrong.
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Little Timmy walks in on his parents having s**...
He sees his mom bouncing up and down on his dad. "Mommy, what are you and daddy doing?" The parents, obvioulsy very embarassed, are trying hard to make up a harmless explanation. "Uhm... I'm a... I'm sitting on daddys tummy to make all the air go out of it... because he's a bit fat..." stutters his mother.
"There's no use in that, mom. The maid always blows the air back in when you're not there"
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A guy walks into a bar on the boardwalk..
and sees a t**... bartender. He tries to get the bartenders attention by signaling for a beer but the bartender won't look his way.
Annoyed, the guy walks in the bartenders line of vision and signals again. Even though he made eye contact the bartender ignores him.
Now, furious, the guy demanded an explanation from the bartender.
The bartender simply points at the sign with his bare feet which reads
"no shirt, no shoes, no service"
My next move
I'm thinking that I write a book: The Explanations of jokes!
If you have any hints, please let me know ;)
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s**........
Daddy is digging in the flower bed when little seven-yr-old Alice comes running out of the house, shouting, "Daddy, what's s**...?"
He slowly drops his s**..., straightens up and draws a deep breath. "Well, darling, it's like this... " he says, and starts rather reluctantly, giving a long and careful explanation of the ins and outs of the whole thing.
After about ten minutes he asks if she has understood. She nods silently. He then asks her why she so suddenly asked this question. "Oh, Mummy said to tell you that lunch will be ready in two secs", she replies.
[Explanation?] German joke
I've just overheard a german telling a finnish guy a joke and I didn't understood it. Can someone explain it to me?
* *Which players in an orchestra can't you trust?*
* ...
* *The finnish*
If you count on your fingers using binary you will probably want to try to avoid the numbers 4, 128, and definitely 132.
You won't find the explanation to this joke here, you are going to have to work it out on your own. Just maybe don't do it in public.
A growing number of parents are trying to force feed their children.
Experts can offer no explanation. Citing, "Even Master Jedi use spoons."
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the explanation of just about every jewish holiday
they tried to kill us
they failed
lets eat
An engineer, a doctor and a priest are playing golf
There is an old joke about an engineer, a priest, and a doctor enjoying a round of golf. Ahead of them is a group playing so slowly and inexpertly that in frustration the three ask the greenkeeper for an explanation. That's a group of blind firefighters, they are told. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse last year, so we let them play for free.
The priest says, I will say a prayer for them tonight.
The doctor says, Let me ask my ophthalmologist colleagues if anything can be done for them.
And the engineer says, Why can't they play at night?"
A wasp expert was walking past a old records store in the mall....
when out of the corner of his eye he saw a beautiful looking record with a giant wasp design on it's sleeve. Upon closer inspection he learns that it is actually a collection of all the known species of wasps and the sounds their wings make when they fly. The wasp expert, who was very curious, went ahead and bought the record along with a cheap portable record player and immediately started listening to it when he got home. As he listened to the record however he noticed something peculiar, none of the flight sounds were wasps! The wasp expert immediately takes the record back to the store from where he had gotten it and asks for an explanation. The store keeper simply says,"relax, you were on the "B"side of the record."
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A fat r**... went to a doctor to check on his heart condition.
The doctor advised him to stop eating meat with high fat contents, while low fat meat are still OK to eat. The r**... was confused which are which, so the doctor gave simple explanation; "You may only eat animal which swims in the water, like fishes for example."
A week later, the doctor went to the r**... house to check on him. The doctor found him around a pool in the back of his trailer. The doctor asked "What are you doing here?". r**... answered "Oh hi mister doctor, I'm just teachin ma cow to swim."
Another bar joke
A man is sitting at the bar drinking a beer. He hears "nice suit". He looks around, but there is nobody near him. He shrugs it off, takes another sip. He hears "nice shoes too!" Startled, he looks around again this time searching for hidden cameras, or a television or some explanation for the voice. Still nothing. A few minutes pass and he forgets about it again going back to his beer. He then hears "you're very handsome". A little unnerved he asks the bartender "man, I don't want to sound strange, but I swear I keep hearing this voice talk to me..." the bartender replies nonchalantly "complimentary peanuts".
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Best explanation of Star Wars
The story of an orphaned boy who becomes radicalised after a military strike kills his family. He is indoctrinated into an ancient religion, joins a band of rebel insurgents, and carries out a t**... attack which kills 300'000 people.
Trooper tries to pull over a man who speeds away.....
After getting the man to pull over, he tells him that since it's the end of his shift that he'll let him go if he has a good explanation for why he kept speeding up instead of pulling over.
The driver says: "Don't you recognize me? My wife ran away with you 2 years ago and I thought you were trying to give her back"
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A Philosopher, a Physicist and a mathematician look at a church...
They watch as two people enter the church. Later, three people exit.
"A wonder!", shouts the philosopher.
The physicist just says: "Nah, there must be a b**... somewhere."
The philosopher nods, satisfied with the explanation.
Suddenly, the mathematician says: "Hey! If one of us goes in there, then there's no one inside!"
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A dad walks in on his son m**....
"Son you can't be m**...."
"But why?" says his son.
Caught off guard the dad trys his best explaining without going into the whole birds and the bees.
A couple incidents later and much more explaning, the dad is still with no success. Finally the dads gives in and says to his son, "You can't be doing that, *it's not good for you*."
"But why?"
"Because son, you'll go blind!"
"Ah ok!" ths son replies. "I don't want that!"
Certain he finally took care of the problem, the dad is finally at peace
A couple days later the dad walks in once more. "Son, what did I tell you about doing that!?"
"I know dad, but I'll stop once I start needing glasses."
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A joke a Polish colleague just told me.
When a Polish man is tasked with killing a German and a Russian, he is asked who he will kill first.
The answer is first the German, after the Russian.
When asking for an explanation, he says 'Duty comes first, pleasure comes after'.
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What is s**...?
A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, "Mom, what's s**...?" His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tricky subject. When she had finished, the little lad produced an enrollment form which he had brought home from school and said, "Yes, but how am I going to get all that into this one little square?"
An explanation for any Americans who don't understand Eurovision
The one with the most votes wins.
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A teacher asked her class "What is s**...?"
Johny got up and said:
"s**... is a *temptation*
Caused by a *sensation*
Where a boy sticks his *location*
Into a girls *destination*
To increase *population*
For the next *generation*
Did you get my *explanation*
Or so you need a *demonstration?*"
The teacher fainted then.
My six year old son asked me,
"Dad, Where did I come from?"
I was a little uncomfortable but decided to give her an honest explanation. So I said, "
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How to lose your girlfriend/wife in 2 steps
Step 1- start an argument
Step 2- provide a logical explanation of why you started it.
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A paper bag walks into the doctors because he's feeling a little down
Has some tests and come back a week later.
Doctor says, "I'm sorry son, but you're h**... positive"
The bag is in disbelief "How can this happen, I'm a paper bag?"
"Have you ever had unprotected s**...?"
"We'll no, I'm a paper bag"
"What about sharing needles"
"No doc, I can't even do drugs, I'm a paper bag"
" Well there's only 1 other explanation, your mum must have been a carrier"
A priest, a biologist, and a mathematician sit down in a cafe.
As they chat, they see two men go into the bathroom. After a few minutes the bathroom door opens and three men walk out.
The priest says excitedly: I swear that bathroom was empty. We have just witnessed a miracle!
The biologist answers: There must be a natural explanation. They have probably reproduced.
The mathematician moves around uncomfortably in his chair and says: Look, guys, I don't care. I really, really need to go the bathroom. I'm just waiting for a third person to go in there so that it will be empty again.
What is the thickest book in the world?
A Belgium joke book, it contains one joke, the rest is explanation.
Translated a joke from Japanese
Japanese has a lot of pun-filled jokes that I don't think would translate well into English without explanation, but here is one of my favorite Japanese jokes that I think could translate well...
Question: A truck is carrying eggplant, tomatoes, and pumpkins. It hits a sharp turn. What fell?
Answer: Its speed.
A couple was sitting at a bench in the park
They looked rather sad, so an old lady went up to them, looking rather concerned
Old lady: Are you ok? Why do you guys look so sad?
Man: Come sit down with us and you will understand
So the old lady sat down beside him, waiting for an explanation
Old lady: So, what is bothering you two?
Woman: The bench is freshly painted
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Doberman, Golden Retriever and Cat Joke
A Doberman, a Golden Retriever and a cat died and met God. God said to them, Tell me why I should let you into heaven.
The Doberman said, I'll protect you with my life.
God said, You can sit at my right side.
The Golden Retriever said, I will fetch your slippers and anything else you ask me to.
God said, Then you can sit at my left side.
Finally, God looked at the cat and said, And what will you do?
The cat said, Excuse me. I think you're sitting in my seat.
**Explanation**: If you're a cat owner, you don't need an explanation for this joke!
A panda walks into a bar...
A panda walks into a bar. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.
"Why? Why are you behaving in this strange, un-panda-like fashion?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda walks towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
"Panda: Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
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and oldie but a goodie
back in ancient china, before the populations number a million, a monk lived near his friend, who was on the other side of the river. he wrote a long poem, full of phrases like "the seven winds could not move me" and was very proud of it. he sent it to his friend via dove.
when his friend sent it back, he had written one word in the corner of the scroll "f**..." fuming, the monk stomped over to his friend's dwelling and demanded an explanation. to this his friend simply said "the seven winds could not move you, and yet a single f**... sends you all the way across the river"
A professor dreams that he steps on a rusty nail
After waking up, he puts a bandage on his foot. At work another professor notices the bandage and asks about it. After hearing the explanation he says: "That is exactly the kind of thing why normal folks think academic people are nutty. Why on earth did you go to sleep with bare feet?!"
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My son just asked me where p**... comes from, I gave him a detailed explanation, where he then stood in stunned silence.
Then he asked, What about Tigger?
The UN recently published the results of a poll. The topic was: "Please truthfully give your opinion on food shortage in the rest of the world."
Results:
Europeans requested explanation of the term "shortage".
Africans asked what "food" is.
Chinese inquired about the term "opinion".
Americans wondered what "rest of the world" might possibly mean.
And in Italy they are still discussing the meaning of the term "truthfully".
After years of lobbying, a town finally got train service.
A county official noticed an increase in the town's birth rate and went to investigate. After interviewing a few people he discovered that the explanation is noise from the 5AM express train: At that time it's too early to get up and too late to go back to sleep…
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Vasectomy
He swore blind he had recently had a vasectomy and now a few weeks later she was sitting on her bathroom floor surrounded by positive pregnancy tests.
She rang him demanding an explanation and he replied I had to sit in Accident and Emergency for two days with a flowerpot glued to my g**... before they finally removed it. What would you b**... call it? .
She told him what she thought he had meant and managed a rueful smile over the complications arising from the vase difference.
Rich Twocock went to the court to change his name.
He filled up all necessary forms and gave a lengthy explanation about how everybody tell jokes about his name, including his family members and friends. The judge finally accepted his request and at the end of the interview session asked him: what other name do you want to have ?
He answered: I want to become Eric Twocock.
