Explanation Jokes

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Best Short Explanation Jokes

These are our top explanation puns. Have fun with a good explanation joke in English with simple explanation humour.

  1. When Batman is investigating a crime, the most likely explanation is that the Joker did it. That's Arkham's Razor.
  2. I took me forever to learn what Tl;dr meant. All the explanations were too long; so I didn't read them.
  3. Auto correct got me arrested while proclaiming my love to my crush. Apparently there is no explanation for saying "I wish you were nine."
  4. Anagram Son : Dad, why is my sister named Teresa?
    Dad: Because your mom loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram for Easter.
    Son: Thanks for the explanation Dad!
    Dad: You are welcome, Alan!
  5. the explanation of just about every jewish holiday they tried to kill us
    they failed
    lets eat
  6. I saw someone wearing sunglasses indoors today and asked him why he does it. He gave a good explanation but I felt his viewpoint was too polarized for me.
  7. The boss to the employees: "You came two hours late to work, do you have an explanation for it?" "Yes, I become a mother."
    "Congratulations, when's the baby due?"
    "In 9 months."
  8. My dad got me a PacMan shaped cake for my birthday. At least, that's his explanation for the shape.
  9. Did they find oil in Waschington, D.C.? There is no other explanation for such a presence of the U.S military
  10. TIL that Caligynephobia is the fear of beautiful women. So if a guy doesn't talk to you then he probably has Caligynephobia. It's the only explanation...
Explanation joke, TIL that Caligynephobia is the fear of beautiful women. So if a guy doesn't talk to you then he prob

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these explanation jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of explanation puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Explanation One Liners

Which explanation dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with explanation?

  1. Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is? In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
  2. I'd like a liqueur that comes with a brief explanation. One Schnappsis, coming right up.
  3. What is a gamers explanation for first seeing the lightning and then hearing thunder Lag
  4. The Brexit Situation No explanation needed.
  5. TwoXChromosomes banned me without an explanation.. I guess I can't no Y now
  6. What is the scientific term for a gay couple? Potassium Bromide
    (Explanation in comments)
  7. What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show? A wok-through.
  8. Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
  9. Why are explanations made by Italians so bad? They're too hand-wavy.
  10. 80 year old pirate What does an say?
    Aye Matey!
    (I'm Eighty) dad joke explanation
  11. Bradley C No explanation needed
  12. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? u/ShittyJokeExplainBot's explanations.
  13. Kanye West at Glastonbury No explanation required
  14. "I've had plenty of girlfriends!" , Tom exclaimed.
  15. ELI5: How do suppositories work? I find my friend's explanation hard to s**....

Explanation joke, ELI5: How do suppositories work?

Howlingly Hilarious Explanation Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about explanation to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make explanation prank.

Two penguins are paddling a canoe in the desert..

One says to the other: "Wheres the paddle!"
And the other says: "Sure does!"

The referee

I refereed a women's football match yesterday. It was brilliant.
I booked two for muttering under their breath, one for the silent treatment and I sent one off without explanation and left her wondering what she'd done wrong.

Little Timmy walks in on his parents having s**...

He sees his mom bouncing up and down on his dad. "Mommy, what are you and daddy doing?" The parents, obvioulsy very embarassed, are trying hard to make up a harmless explanation. "Uhm... I'm a... I'm sitting on daddys tummy to make all the air go out of it... because he's a bit fat..." stutters his mother.
"There's no use in that, mom. The maid always blows the air back in when you're not there"

A guy walks into a bar on the boardwalk..

and sees a t**... bartender. He tries to get the bartenders attention by signaling for a beer but the bartender won't look his way.
Annoyed, the guy walks in the bartenders line of vision and signals again. Even though he made eye contact the bartender ignores him.
Now, furious, the guy demanded an explanation from the bartender.
The bartender simply points at the sign with his bare feet which reads
"no shirt, no shoes, no service"

My next move

I'm thinking that I write a book: The Explanations of jokes!
If you have any hints, please let me know ;)

[Explanation?] German joke

I've just overheard a german telling a finnish guy a joke and I didn't understood it. Can someone explain it to me?
* *Which players in an orchestra can't you trust?*
* ...
* *The finnish*

If you count on your fingers using binary you will probably want to try to avoid the numbers 4, 128, and definitely 132.

You won't find the explanation to this joke here, you are going to have to work it out on your own. Just maybe don't do it in public.

A growing number of parents are trying to force feed their children.

Experts can offer no explanation. Citing, "Even Master Jedi use spoons."

An engineer, a doctor and a priest are playing golf

There is an old joke about an engineer, a priest, and a doctor enjoying a round of golf. Ahead of them is a group playing so slowly and inexpertly that in frustration the three ask the greenkeeper for an explanation. That's a group of blind firefighters, they are told. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse last year, so we let them play for free.
The priest says, I will say a prayer for them tonight.
The doctor says, Let me ask my ophthalmologist colleagues if anything can be done for them.
And the engineer says, Why can't they play at night?"

Explanation of HANDSOME

A twosome is s**... with two people, and a t**... is s**... with three people. That's why some men keep getting called handsome.

Your Mommas so fat... (physics joke)

Because she went light speed.
Physicists theorize that as speed increases, mass increases and at light speed, mass becomes infinite.

Best explanation of Star Wars

The story of an orphaned boy who becomes radicalised after a military strike kills his family. He is indoctrinated into an ancient religion, joins a band of rebel insurgents, and carries out a t**... attack which kills 300'000 people.

Trooper tries to pull over a man who speeds away.....

After getting the man to pull over, he tells him that since it's the end of his shift that he'll let him go if he has a good explanation for why he kept speeding up instead of pulling over.
The driver says: "Don't you recognize me? My wife ran away with you 2 years ago and I thought you were trying to give her back"

A Philosopher, a Physicist and a mathematician look at a church...

They watch as two people enter the church. Later, three people exit.
"A wonder!", shouts the philosopher.
The physicist just says: "Nah, there must be a b**... somewhere."
The philosopher nods, satisfied with the explanation.
Suddenly, the mathematician says: "Hey! If one of us goes in there, then there's no one inside!"

I was listening to a concert in Bermuda.

Suddenly, and without explanation, the guy playing the triangle disappeared.

A joke a Polish colleague just told me.

When a Polish man is tasked with killing a German and a Russian, he is asked who he will kill first.
The answer is first the German, after the Russian.
When asking for an explanation, he says 'Duty comes first, pleasure comes after'.

What is s**...?

A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, "Mom, what's s**...?" His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tricky subject. When she had finished, the little lad produced an enrollment form which he had brought home from school and said, "Yes, but how am I going to get all that into this one little square?"

A man walks into a butcher shop...

A man walks into a butcher shop and asks if the butcher has any duck meat.
The butcher says of course he does, but can only give it on a special condition.
"You can only get the duck if you stab yourself with a butcher's knife" the butcher tells the man.
The man was confused and Immediately demands an explanation for the absurd rule.
The butcher simply points to a sign located outside his store and it clearly reads
"No Harm No Fowl"

Mueller: Please tell me why you have so many suspicious Russian connections.

Trump: I have a perfectly treasonable explanation!

So my science teacher began her astronomy unit with star formation

She gave a stellar explanation.

An explanation for any Americans who don't understand Eurovision

The one with the most votes wins.

A teacher asked her class "What is s**...?"

Johny got up and said:
"s**... is a *temptation*
Caused by a *sensation*
Where a boy sticks his *location*
Into a girls *destination*
To increase *population*
For the next *generation*
Did you get my *explanation*
Or so you need a *demonstration?*"
The teacher fainted then.

There are two kittens sitting on a steep roof. Which one falls off first?

the one with the smallest *mu*
**Preemptive explanation:**
Coefficient of friction. The coefficient of friction (COF), often symbolized by the Greek letter µ (pronounced *mew*), is a dimensionless scalar value which describes the ratio of the force of friction between two bodies and the force pressing them together.

How to lose your girlfriend/wife in 2 steps

Step 1- start an argument
Step 2- provide a logical explanation of why you started it.

A paper bag walks into the doctors because he's feeling a little down

Has some tests and come back a week later.
Doctor says, "I'm sorry son, but you're h**... positive"
The bag is in disbelief "How can this happen, I'm a paper bag?"
"Have you ever had unprotected s**...?"
"We'll no, I'm a paper bag"
"What about sharing needles"
"No doc, I can't even do drugs, I'm a paper bag"
" Well there's only 1 other explanation, your mum must have been a carrier"

What is the thickest book in the world?

A Belgium joke book, it contains one joke, the rest is explanation.

A little boy asked his grandad where p**... came from

The grandad was a little uncomfortable but gave him an honest explanation. The little boy looked a little perplexed and stared at him in stunned silence for a few seconds before asking "And Tigger?"

Translated a joke from Japanese

Japanese has a lot of pun-filled jokes that I don't think would translate well into English without explanation, but here is one of my favorite Japanese jokes that I think could translate well...
Question: A truck is carrying eggplant, tomatoes, and pumpkins. It hits a sharp turn. What fell?
Answer: Its speed.

A couple was sitting at a bench in the park

They looked rather sad, so an old lady went up to them, looking rather concerned
Old lady: Are you ok? Why do you guys look so sad?
Man: Come sit down with us and you will understand
So the old lady sat down beside him, waiting for an explanation
Old lady: So, what is bothering you two?
Woman: The bench is freshly painted

My son asked me "Where does p**... come from?"

I was a little uncomfortable, but I sat him down and gave him an honest explanation.
He looked a little perplexed, and stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds, and asked "And Tigger?"

A father learns his daughter's virginity has been taken

He is infuriated. He races down to her boyfriends' house and pounds on the door demanding an explanation.
He opens the door and says "Don't worry. It won't happen again."

A panda walks into a bar...

A panda walks into a bar. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.
"Why? Why are you behaving in this strange, un-panda-like fashion?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda walks towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
"Panda: Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

and oldie but a goodie

back in ancient china, before the populations number a million, a monk lived near his friend, who was on the other side of the river. he wrote a long poem, full of phrases like "the seven winds could not move me" and was very proud of it. he sent it to his friend via dove.
when his friend sent it back, he had written one word in the corner of the scroll "f**..." fuming, the monk stomped over to his friend's dwelling and demanded an explanation. to this his friend simply said "the seven winds could not move you, and yet a single f**... sends you all the way across the river"

A professor dreams that he steps on a rusty nail

After waking up, he puts a bandage on his foot. At work another professor notices the bandage and asks about it. After hearing the explanation he says: "That is exactly the kind of thing why normal folks think academic people are nutty. Why on earth did you go to sleep with bare feet?!"

My son asked me, "Where does p**... come from?" I was a little uncomfortable but gave him an honest explanation. He looked a little perplexed, stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds then said...

"And Tigger?"

My son just asked me where p**... comes from, I gave him a detailed explanation, where he then stood in stunned silence.

Then he asked, What about Tigger?

The UN recently published the results of a poll. The topic was: "Please truthfully give your opinion on food shortage in the rest of the world."

Europeans requested explanation of the term "shortage".
Africans asked what "food" is.
Chinese inquired about the term "opinion".
Americans wondered what "rest of the world" might possibly mean.
And in Italy they are still discussing the meaning of the term "truthfully".

After years of lobbying, a town finally got train service.

A county official noticed an increase in the town's birth rate and went to investigate. After interviewing a few people he discovered that the explanation is noise from the 5AM express train: At that time it's too early to get up and too late to go back to sleep…

When Batman is investigating a crime, the most likely explanation is that the Joker did it.

When Batman is investigating a crime, the most likely explanation is that the Joker did it.
That's Arkham's Razor.

A Boy and his Father.

A boy and his father were sitting on the front porch of their home one summer evening. The boy had overhead a conversation at the doctors office and had a question for his father. "Dad?" His father replied. "Yea son?". "What's an alcoholic?" the boy asked. "Well son.." searching his mind for an explanation. "You see those 4 trees over there? Well, an alcoholic would see 8 trees." The boy, confused, replied: "But Dad,
there's only 2 trees."


He swore blind he had recently had a vasectomy and now a few weeks later she was sitting on her bathroom floor surrounded by positive pregnancy tests.
She rang him demanding an explanation and he replied I had to sit in Accident and Emergency for two days with a flowerpot glued to my g**... before they finally removed it. What would you b**... call it? .
She told him what she thought he had meant and managed a rueful smile over the complications arising from the vase difference.

Rich Twocock went to the court to change his name.

He filled up all necessary forms and gave a lengthy explanation about how everybody tell jokes about his name, including his family members and friends. The judge finally accepted his request and at the end of the interview session asked him: what other name do you want to have ?
He answered: I want to become Eric Twocock.

Explanation joke, Rich Twocock went to the court to change his name.

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