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Can someone explain nonprofit organizations to me?
They don't really make any cents.
Could anyone explain the joke that was told to me?
How do you confuse an alcoholic?
32.
Can someone please explain this joke to me? I really don't get it.
So I was watching this stand-up comic named Anthony Jeselnik and while the rest of his show is hilarious, there was one joke I just don't get at all.
"I once mowed the lawn at a battered woman's shelter... if you know what I mean".
Yea; I'm seriously stumped.
I just explained Google images to my mum...
"Pick anything to search for" I told her.
"What about a nice cream pie?" She asked.
"Except that." I replied.
can someone explain this ancient Roman joke
Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: 'Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?' 'No, your Highness,' he replied, 'but my father was.'
Can someone please explain this joke to me?
How do you get the elephant out of the theatre?
You can't. It's in his blood.
Someone explain the joke
The linguist's husband walked in and caught his wife sleeping with a young co-ed. He said, "Why, Susan, I'm surprised." She bolted upright, pointed her finger and corrected him, "No. I am surprised. You are astonished."
explain this joke to me....
You know when you put a stick in the water, it looks like it is bent,
but it really isn't? That's why I don't take baths.
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Someone please explain this joke to me
In Season 2 of the show Louie, (about Louie c**...), he's walking around his apartment and he looks down and see's a homeless man. Suddenly, a black limo pulls up to the homeless man, pulls him in, then they drop a different homeless man on the curb to stand there for the same thing.
Can someone explain this to me?
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Someone explain this joke to me?
A nice young h**... couple decided to get married. Their parents wanted to give them the best wedding ever, so they reserved the nicest hotel in town. Everything was perfect. After the wedding the newlyweds went to the front desk to check in. The desk clerk asked,"Bridal" and the new husband said "Na, I'll just hold her by the ears till she gets used to it".
I can explain a paradox
They sit right next to each other in the water
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Two explorers are surrounded by cannibals
The first explorer makes a run for it, but is quickly caught. The second calmly starts doing the old "trapped in a glass box" routine while his comrade watches on, bewildered. Visibly disgusted, the cannibals wave him away.
Just before they lead their captive off to the s**..., he asks the second explorer why they spared him. "A mime is a terrible thing to taste."
Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog...
You know more about it, but now the frog is dead.
[Explanation?] German joke
I've just overheard a german telling a finnish guy a joke and I didn't understood it. Can someone explain it to me?
* *Which players in an orchestra can't you trust?*
* ...
* *The finnish*
I had to explain racism to my five-year-old nephew. It's just not acceptable. He didn't really understand.
explain politics to me like i am Captain Internet, Protector of the Lolcats and i won't listen to anything you tell me unless there are multiple dank memes involved
I've been trying to explain asymptotes to my friends...
They're getting closer every time.
What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?
Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut.
PS: I realize it's a double negative.
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the explanation of just about every jewish holiday
they tried to kill us
they failed
lets eat
I keep trying to explain a joke to Leonardo DiCaprio about the Oscars...
but he never get it.
Explosive Opportunity
A British engineer started his own business in Afghanistan.
He's making landmines that look like prayer mats. He says that prophets are going through the roof.
Just explained the Higgs Boson to my friend even tho I don't understand it.
He was very convinced. I bet this is how religions get started.
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Expl One Liners
Which expl one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with expl? I can suggest the ones about explosion and explanation.
- If I pulled the pin from a grenade, how long does it take to expl
