Experimental Jokes
41 experimental jokes and hilarious experimental puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about experimental that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Experimental Short Jokes
Short experimental jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The experimental humour may include short trial jokes also.
- Did you hear about the man from the experimental group that was arrested? He was out of control.
- A blind man is being interviewed about an experimental procedure to restore his sight A reporter asks him what he thinks will happen.
The blind man responds, I don't know, I guess I'll see. - You know the old saying: If it ain't Baroque... ...then it was probably written by more experimental composers after ~1760.
- There's eight of us here We'll need ten to start the cancer experimental treatment. Let's get tumor people.
- Back in their experimental college days, Frankenstein and Count Acula had a brief fling It was a necromance.
- Does anyone else feel sad that Rats get all the latest medicines,vaccines and even experimental drugs where as million of humans are left to die? HUMAN LIVES MATTER TOO!!!!!
- What do you get when you cross a girrafe with a goat? Arrested for unethical experimentation.
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Experimental One Liners
Which experimental one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with experimental? I can suggest the ones about theory and thought experiment.
- I used to be a science major in college I was going through an experimental phase
- What do you call an experimental monkey in a blender? Rhesus pieces........
- At the laboratory, what did they name their first experimental subject? Lab rat Tory
- What do you call experimental fire? Avant-charred.
- My parents experimented with drugs in college. I was experimental error.
- Have you heard of experimental art called "garde"? Because I avant.
- Johnson&Johnson are working on a new type of tinnitus treatment Its an experimental mop.
- Have you heard of this one man experimental bad? Yoko Uno
- Experimental sail boat ran aground at 50mph Sails went through the roof
- What was Charles Dickens' favourite experimental pop album? It was the best of Grimes...
Hilarious Experimental Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about experimental you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean simulation jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make experimental pranks.
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A mathematician And an engineer decided to take part in an experiment.
They were both put in a room and at the other end was a n**... woman on a bed. The experimenter said that every 30 seconds they could travel half the distance between themselves and the woman. The mathematician stormed off, calling it pointless. The engineer was still in. The mathematician said Don't you see? You'll never get close enough to actually reach her. The engineer replied, So? I'll be close enough for all practical purposes.
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What's the difference between a mad engineer and a mad scientist?
The mad engineer builds an efficient, well-desined death ray and destroys the world in one blow.
The mad scientist builds his death ray and divides the world into three randomised groups: an experimental group to be killed, a control group to be spared and a group that is told they are dead to account for the placebo effect.
When Louis Armstrong was a child, he was colorblind, a doctor asked him if he wanted to do this experimental surgery to allow him to see colors. After the procedure, they ask him what does he see, he tells them...
I see trees of green, and red roses too.
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A new experimental punishment for child molesters involves chaining them to electricity-producing machines and having them work 24/7
Researcers hope to be able to generate multiple pedowatts of power.
So I was at a conference for experimental philosophy...
and it was getting a bit dull so I turned to the guy next to me and asked
"So, what do you do?"
He lit up, eager to tell all.
"Well, I'm studying the effects of introducing rodents to Nihilistic thinking through an intricate series of signals and experiments. Nice to meet cha!"
Ah, I replied.....
Mice to Nietszche.
A physicist tries betting on horse races
The physicist could not get any job, so he decided to bet on horse races to make a living. He did intensive experimentation, and used state of the art machine learning algorithms to gain more insight. After filling many notebooks and accumulating a very large amount of data, he exclaims "I have the solution, but it works only in the case of spherical horses of uniform density applying a uniform force in a closed system and a vacuum."
President Calvin Coolidge and his wife were being shown separately around an experimental farm
When Mrs. Coolidge came to the chicken yard she noticed that a rooster was mating very frequently. She asked the attendant how often that happened and was told, "Dozens of times each day."
Mrs. Coolidge said, "Tell that to the President when he comes by."
When the President came by the henhouse, the guide dutifully told him what his wife had said.
"Same hen every time?" the President asked.
"Oh, no, Mr. President, a different hen every time."
The President nodded his head. "Tell that to Mrs. Coolidge."
Legal Humor
A recent news headline indicated that lawyers were now being used as experimental test subjects in place of laboratory rats. I read further because this just didn't seem right, but the story gave several very solid reasons for the substitution of lawyers for rats.
First: There are more of them.
Second: The researchers had a tendency to become attached to the laboratory rats.
Third: There are just some things you can't get a rat to do.
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My s**... experimentation hasn't stood up to meta analysis...
It wasn't double blinded and gagged
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Did you hear about the experimental procedure used at the Mayo Clinic recently?
The surgeons cut off a man's entire left side, so now he's alright.
A man has terrible teeth and goes to an orthodontist to have them fixed
The orthodontist tells him it will cost $5000
The man yells "$5000?? There's no way I can afford that! Don't you have any cheaper options?"
The orthodontist thinks for a moment and looks at the man, he says "alright man, I have an experimental treatment that will make your teeth completely average for $500 bucks, but I can't give you any details about the procedure until you pay."
The man is hesitant at first but he decides it is worth the risk and accepts the offer.
The orthodontist buys him a plane ticket to Britain.
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A baby boy is born without eyelids
A baby boy is born without eyelids. The parents are distraught, asking the doctor what can be done. "There's a procedure, experimental, but successful in all cases," the doctor explains. "The procedure involves using the f**... removed during circumcision, and using it as the eyelids." "Why, that's wonderful!" exclaims the father. "The tissue actually seems to be quite similar" he ponders.
It seems a perfect procedure.. "But doc," asks the mother, "are there any side effects?
Breathing a heavy sigh, the doctor explains, "Why yes. Your son will be a bit c**...-eyed."
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A mathematician and engineer agreed to take part in an experiment
they were both placed in a room and at the other end was a beautiful n**... women on a bed. The experimenter said every 30 seconds they would be allowed to travel half the distance between themselves and the woman. The mathematician said "this is pointless" and stormed off. The engineer agreed to go ahead with the experiment anyway. The mathematician exclaimed on his way out "don't you see, you'll never actually reach her?". to which the engineer replied, "So what? Pretty soon I'll be close enough for all practical purposes!"
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"About a week later..........."
A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in s**.... The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that. About a week later, she's back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!" The doctor says, "I'm sorry, we didn't realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages." "Nah," she says, "that's okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway."
