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Why are Male Prostitutes' more expensive than Female Prostitutes'?
The Price of wood is so d**... high.....
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I always wanted a skateboard.
So one day I asked my mom for a skateboard. She said no as it was too expensive. So I came up with an idea to resolve my problem - I grabbed a plank of wood and some nails.
And beat her to death.
What type of wood is the most expensive?
Hollywood!
(Made this up while i was doing a project.)
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