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Expensive Petrol Jokes

4 expensive petrol jokes and hilarious expensive petrol puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about expensive petrol that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Expensive Petrol Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good expensive petrol joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

petrol is so expensive

It will be cheaper to just buy c**... and run everywhere

I'm not one to brag about going to expensive places …

But guess who's just been to the petrol station!

Expensive Date

She asked me to take her somewhere really really expensive... So, we enjoyed our first date under the night lights of BPs forecourt petrol station.

When I got home last night my wife demanded that I 'take her somewhere expensive'.

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I took her to a petrol station...

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