Expensive Gas Jokes

Funniest Expensive Gas Short Jokes

Short expensive gas jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The expensive gas humour may include short expensive jokes also.

1. If your girl complains that you never take her anywhere expensive Take her to the gas station.
2. I told my wife I was taking her somewhere expensive this weekend. She wasn't happy when I drove her to the gas station.
3. My date wants to go somewhere expensive for the first date. I think a trip to the gas station together will be most impressive in that case.
4. In New Orleans she was 'Honeychile', the sweetest of the bunch But on my job's expense account, she's 'gas, motel and lunch'.
5. My wife wanted me to take her out to an expensive place for our anniversary, So I took her to the Gas Station
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6. If driving your car is too expensive, we in germany got some good connections for cheap gas.

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Expensive Gas One Liners

Which expensive gas one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with expensive gas? I can suggest the ones about car gas and expensive car.

1. You think gas prices are expensive, have you seen chimney? They're through the roof.
2. I don't usually brag about going to expensive places But I just left the gas station.
3. Where is the most expensive place to get gas? Chipotle.
4. TIFU by going over 88 miles per hour Now gas is so expensive I have no money to go back.
5. Gas is so fracking expensive these days.

Expensive Gas Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about expensive gas you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean high prices jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make expensive gas pranks.