The Best 21 Expense Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Expense jokes. There are some expense inclusive jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these expense unforeseen puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Expense Jokes and Puns

I shouldn't make jokes at the expense of my anti-vax neighbours so much...

They tend to get offended by those hurtful little jabs

An American man visits the Holy Land...

An American man visits the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law. Sadly the mother-in-law died. When seeing the local Israeli undertaker, it was explained that they could ship the body home for $5,000. But if they buried her locally it would cost only $150. The man said to the undertaker "We'll ship her home." The undertaker asked "Are you sure? It's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here." The man replied "look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I can't take that chance."

The opposite of self-deprecating humor is accounting

Instead of making jokes at your own expense, you makes jokes about other people's expenses.

My friend had purchased an extra stand-up comedy ticket for me. I turned him down.

After all, I could never enjoy jokes at other people's expense.

People are so easily offended these days.

That's why I only ever make jokes at the expense of white men, whose thick skins and calmly rational attitudes make them impossible to upset.

Three businessmen were having dinner at a club...

When it came time to pay the check, each grabbed for it.
"It's a business expense," said one.
"I'll pay," said the second. "I'm on cost plus."
"Let me have it," argued the third. "I'm filing for bankruptcy next week."

A man and his wife are having troubles in the bed room.

He can't get the engine started and when he does she doesn't want to drive it home. One day the call and schedule a meeting with a specialist. They spare no expense and get the best guy money can buy. On the day of their appointment the husband and wife each get pulled into meetings right before they are supposed to leave. They call each other and the husband says "we should call and tell them about how we won't make it" and the wife says.

"Why bother, he already knows we're not coming".

Expense joke, A man and his wife are having troubles in the bed room.

I've always been told that you shouldn't tell jokes at other people's expense.

Which makes me question the ethics of charging people to watch stand up comedy.

In New Orleans she was 'Honeychile', the sweetest of the bunch

But on my job's expense account, she's 'gas, motel and lunch'.

The cashier chuckled when he rang up my total.

I really wish he would stop laughing at me expense.

What did they serve for lunch at Jurassic Park?

Chilean Sea Bass. Spared no expense.
Didn't you watch the movie?

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What do you call the expense of hiring an Irish lady to watch your kids?

Nanny McFee

Some guy on the Oregon Trail makes a joke at the expense of Terence, a known outlaw.

He died of dissin' Terry.

So Hitler is working at a bookstore

and I go up to him and say, "Hey, do you have any books about the expense of a yell?"

He replies, "Kinda, I have this book about the Holla' cost."

Another good thing to come out of the Supreme Court forcing Trump to disclose his taxes

We're gonna finally learn if having teenage hookers pee on your face is claimed as entertainment expense or medical.

Final expense salesman call me

I asked him if he had a policy, he said yes, I said good. b/c if you ever call me again, I will kill you.

Expense joke, Final expense salesman call me

I became an outlaw yesterday by making a joke at anothers expense.

There was a county wide burn ban.

If people pay to go see a comedian...

Aren't all their jokes at the audience's expense?

Sparing no expense, I threw a huge party for my entire neighborhood. Everything was great till the cops showed up and threw me in jail.

Apparently a "Gender Reveal" party isn't what I thought it was.

If I had a dollar for every time someone made a blonde joke at my expense,

I would offer fifty cents per blond joke.

What do you call a person who makes a clever point during a discussion at another's expense?

A DouchΓ©

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