Expelled Jokes
36 expelled jokes and hilarious expelled puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about expelled that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Expelled Short Jokes
Short expelled jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The expelled humour may include short deported jokes also.
- How ungrateful people are My grandfather tried to warn everyone that the Titanic was going to sink. Besides not believing in him, they also expelled him from the movie theater!
- My great-grandfather knew that Titanic would sink and tried to alert people 3 times The third time, he was expelled from the movie theater.
- A thief was expelled from music school. It was a bit unfair, all he was doing was taking notes.
- Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school? He was buttering up his teacher.
- Why are there so few dark skinned students at Hogwarts? Because most of them were expelled for using Black magic.
- I've been expelled from school for calling out a class mate who was joking about black people. Apparently, I shouldn't have called him a speciest.
- A high schooled student becomes a national hero after taking down a school shooter But was expelled because of the schools zero tolerance policy
- What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school? THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.
- Drunk driver One in three car accidents is caused by a drunk driver. It's time to expel those sober lunetics from our roads!
- Why was the dyslexic atheist expelled from veterinary school? He kept telling his teachers that he didn't believe in dog.
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Expelled One Liners
Which expelled one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with expelled? I can suggest the ones about evacuated and exited.
- I got expelled from mime school. It must have been something I said.
- Why don't farts graduate high school? Because they always get expelled.
- Why was the cannibal expelled? He was buttering up his teacher.
- Why were the yearbook students expelled? They shot the whole school.
- I was breastfed until 3 school officials came in to inform me that I was expelled.
- Why was the cannibal expelled from school?
Because he kept buttering up the teacher. - i was expelled from elementary school. they had recess and i don't play
- What does a chemist expel from his lungs when he laughs? A Helium-3 isotope.
- Why was the Italian dog 'expelled' from the church? It ate... The Pastor :P :P :P
- What do you call a freshman that got expelled? A first semester abortion.
- Why was the smartphone expelled from school? Because it always asked Siri for answers.
- That moment when you finally get your lighter lit and expel a sigh of relief.
- Why was Luis Suárez expelled from the rap contest? Because he was biting.
- Why was Barack Obama expelled from Hogwarts? He was caught doing black magic.
- I got expelled from school on pajama day. Its not my fault I sleep n**....
Hilarious Expelled Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
What funny jokes about expelled you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dismissed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make expelled pranks.
Son: "I got expelled"
Dad: "How?"
Son: "I wrote 2 + 2 = 41 on the whiteboard."
Dad: "That's pretty dumb but-"
Son: "Then my teacher told me to go up to the board..."
Dad: "Ok?"
Son: "And rub 1 out."
I was expelled from school for m**... in the showers
The teachers said I ruined the trip to auschwitz
Why God never got a PhD
1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English.
3. It has no references.
4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal.
5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since
then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing.
10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his
subjects.
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from
the sample.
12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book.
13. Some say he had his son to teach the class.
14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students
failed his tests.
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.
Young boy comes home from school early from school, his mother asks him why he's home early...
Boy: 'the headmaster expelled me from school for using the C word in class!'
Mum: 'That wasn't clever was it'
Boy: 'No, it was c**...'
Sorry if repostage :/
A joke from Italy
Pierino returns home from school and he is very happy. He tells his dad "Hey Dad! did you know that today me and my friends placed a bomb in the school?
"Are you Crazy?" his dad responds. "You will be in a lot of trouble when i tell the principal what you did and he expels you when you go back to school tomorrow!"
Pierino: "School? What school?"
My physics teacher in rural Iowa said I'd pass his class when pigs fly, because I wasn't applying myself.
Well, I tried harder but ended up getting expelled, even though he never specified that the pig had to sustain flight on its own.
One day in a busy restaurant, a man began to choke on something he had eaten.
Without hesitation, another man jumped up, ran over, pulled the choking man's pants down, and started eating his a**.... The choking man was so shocked and disgusted that he started to gag, miraculously expelling the blockage. His life saved, he thanked the other man profusely and asked how he had known that his unexpected actions would be effective.
The other man replied, "I thought everyone knew the hind lick maneuver..."
My Engineering Physics Professor told me that I would pass my class "When pigs fly"
I studied hard and applied this wisdom to my senior project.
He never specified that the pig was required to ***sustain*** flight, but I'm assuming that's the reason why I was expelled.
The Online Biology Class
I almost got expelled in an Online Biology c**... course earlier. They asked me what the major constituent of cells are.
Turns out, "black people" is NOT a good answer.
A son came home from school and told his dad he got expelled.
Dad: "How?"
Son: "I wrote 2+2=41 on the whiteboard.
Dad: "well, that's pretty dumb but-
Son: "Then my teacher told me to go back up to the board..."
Dad: Ok...
Son: "... and rub one out."
