The Best 7 Expel Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Expel jokes. There are some expel fresheners jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these expel humanities puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Expel Jokes and Puns

I got expelled from mime school.

It must have been something I said.

I was expelled from school for masturbating in the showers

The teachers said I ruined the trip to Auschwitz

I got expelled from school on pajama day.

Its not my fault I sleep naked.

I've been expelled from school for calling out a class mate who was joking about black people.

Apparently, I shouldn't have called him a speciest.

I was expelled for smoking weed at school

All I wanted was a higher education


Drunk driver

One in three car accidents is caused by a drunk driver. It's time to expel those sober lunetics from our roads!

Head Teacher: I'm going to have to expel you.

Pupil: You'd have to eat me first, weirdo.

(Shout out to Emo Philips)

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the expel alcohol jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working expel invade piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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